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Location: on another planet with ET

Biography: married in 1980 to ET. I have 3 children (who get their stunning good looks from their mother) and 3 beautiful grandchildren (who do not resemble their grandfather in any way shape or form)

Interests: drinking alcohol, Knitting, more alcoolol, train spotting, even more aalcloohol, bed tester, give me some more alcchollol, stamp collector, drinking alchohohol hic, getting back up from the floor,

Occupation: part-time alcoholic, singer (isn't it strange how I can't sing but when I've had a few I am brilliant), dancer (really good after a few pints, Shakira eat your heart out)sex goddess (1 vodka and I'm anybodies) top kebab eater (can't stand them sober)

Gender: Female