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pugamo 23-01-2012 17:55

Worst Facebook status updates
 
We all know Facebook is a load of crap, but I still look at mine now and then. In amongst all the pictures of people's dinners and details of what they are watching on TV I found this gem:

"Who says that facebook friends are not your real friends? They enjoy seeing you on the internet everyday. Miss you when you're not on. Showing compassion when you lose someone you love. Send you greetings on your birthday. Viewing the pictures you put on, like your status. Makes you laugh when you are sad. Makes you laugh when you have the urge to cry. Copy this if you are grateful for your FB friends..."

Whats the worst status update you've seen today?

JonDoe 23-01-2012 17:57

Today? I haven't been on it.

In the last year? ........dunno, I haven't been on it.

pugamo 23-01-2012 17:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonDoe (Post 56113152)
Today? I haven't been on it.

In the last year? ........dunno, I haven't been on it.

I'll make one up for you then.

"In my bed. Wish I had someone to cuddle up to"

(8 people like this)

'I'll cuddle up to you hon xxx' (from person's platonic same sex friend)

vierte 23-01-2012 18:02

This

"We all need prayers right now. If you are my friend click the like button & then re-post. If I don't see your name, I'll understand. May I ask my "Facebook Family" wherever you may be, to kindly copy, paste and share this status to give a prayer of support to all those who have family problems, struggles and worries and just need to know that someone cares. Do it for all of us for no-one is im..."

The person puts about 7 of these up a day, does my head in. Would delete her but she's family and then whinged if I don't comment or like her crap every few days so can't even hide her!:rolleyes:

pugamo 23-01-2012 18:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by vierte (Post 56113267)
This

"We all need prayers right now. If you are my friend click the like button & then re-post. If I don't see your name, I'll understand. May I ask my "Facebook Family" wherever you may be, to kindly copy, paste and share this status to give a prayer of support to all those who have family problems, struggles and worries and just need to know that someone cares. Do it for all of us for no-one is im..."

The person puts about 7 of these up a day, does my head in. Would delete her but she's family and then whinged if I don't comment or like her crap every few days so can't even hide her!:rolleyes:

Good grief. Is she religious?

vierte 23-01-2012 18:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by pugamo (Post 56113297)
Good grief. Is she religious?

No she's just a tw*t

__3kerry 23-01-2012 18:07

I have mainly got teenage girls all trying to write meaningful statuses, but yet always contradict themselves.

India_Rain 23-01-2012 18:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by vierte (Post 56113326)
No she's just a tw*t

:D :D

Sifter22 23-01-2012 18:10

"I feel so depressed, why is my life so shit :( x"

"What's up hon? xxxxx"

"Will inbox ya babez xxx"


Hate ones like that lol

pugamo 23-01-2012 18:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by __3kerry (Post 56113412)
I have mainly got teenage girls all trying to write meaningful statuses, but yet always contradict themselves.

Once I couldn't go out with my friend, who is 26, because I had to work. She literally expected me to see her every other night of the week. Next thing her Facebook status was "its so hard wen u drift apart frm friends an u dnt knw wot u did wrong :("

:rolleyes:

soran 23-01-2012 18:13

I hate any that include the words "copy and paste" except this one :D

Please copy & paste this to your status if you are constantly being asked to copy & paste something to your status by friends who copy & paste things to their status. Many people won't copy & paste this but my true sarcastic friends will copy & paste it because they know this was copied & pasted from a dear friend in need of more stuff to copy & paste.

2shy2007 23-01-2012 18:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sifter22 (Post 56113477)
"I feel so depressed, why is my life so shit :( x"

"What's up hon? xxxxx"

"Will inbox ya babez xxx"


Hate ones like that lol

I hate them too

" grrr, cant beleive what I have just heard, if its true therelives wont be worth living'

'whats up hun'
'hope you are ok hun'
'anything we can do hun?'


Then they say they will inbox one of them and you never learn the terrible thing that has happened. tres frustrating

I ask myself, why do I go there? I am just too damn nosey for it ;)

Odd Socks 23-01-2012 18:15

Can I ask a favour? Can I ask you for one moment to think about itchy noses. Approximately 60% of people experience an itchy nose at least once a day. If your nose isn't itching right now, think how it would feel to have to stop what you're doing and scratch. If you care about sufferers of the itchy nose, you will repost this to your wall to show support. 99% of you won't do this, but I know the 1% who will.

*Oh piss off with your over-wrought fake sympathies, you supercilious idiot. :cool:

MrOstentatious 23-01-2012 18:20

"period pains, ugh"

:/

Gordie1 23-01-2012 18:23

"just had the shite of my life":rolleyes:

Victorian Fox 23-01-2012 18:24

I can never get this someone writes a status, and the same person gives the thumbs up, to there own status.

pixel_pixel 23-01-2012 18:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sifter22 (Post 56113477)
"I feel so depressed, why is my life so shit :( x"

"What's up hon? xxxxx"

"Will inbox ya babez xxx"


Hate ones like that lol

Or when someone offers the,'you can always talk to me if you need someone' comment. They don't care, they are just being noisy!

soulboy77 23-01-2012 18:32

Slightly different but a friend updated their status with 'I received very sad news today that my gran has died' and 5 people clicked the 'Like' button!

pixel_pixel 23-01-2012 18:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by soulboy77 (Post 56114013)
Slightly different but a friend updated their status with 'I received very sad news today that my gran has died' and 5 people clicked the 'Like' button!

If a relation died, surely the last place you should be is on Facebook.

shmisk 23-01-2012 18:35

'Im pregnant!'
'Snookypants wuvs her hunnybunch loads!'
'I might delete facebook its a loadf of ****' (followed by lots of 'no babez!)
'I am so ill. no one has ever been iller then me. if lots of my friends dont post sympathy comments i will have a huff' (well thats what they mean anyway)
(posts whacky photo) 'sooooo wasted!'

Babe Rainbow 23-01-2012 18:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odd Socks (Post 56113610)
Can I ask a favour? Can I ask you for one moment to think about itchy noses. Approximately 60% of people experience an itchy nose at least once a day. If your nose isn't itching right now, think how it would feel to have to stop what you're doing and scratch. If you care about sufferers of the itchy nose, you will repost this to your wall to show support. 99% of you won't do this, but I know the 1% who will.

*Oh piss off with your over-wrought fake sympathies, you supercilious idiot. :cool:

I can just sense that you soooooooooooo wanted to put a quite different word there :p

Odd Socks 23-01-2012 18:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babe Rainbow (Post 56114122)
I can just sense that you soooooooooooo wanted to put a quite different word there :p

What gave it away? :o ;)

Creamtea 23-01-2012 19:00

"[i]So-and-so better watch out if she/he think's he can split up me and my man. We is rock solid and your sad little bitch lies ain't nevva gonna tear us apart. Love ya babes." Luckily I have VERY few people on my facebook page who would post such chav-sh!t! And if they did it too often they'd be quickly unfriended.

KittyKins 23-01-2012 19:49

I've just seen this now... Shocking what people put out there about their lives!


Well after bottling it up for 3 weeks it's about time ppl knew the truth about " my angel " lol...to cut a long story short I found out that ****** had slept with sum1 she met in ********* a couple of weeks before Christmas,I forgave her on the promise that she wudnt go on nites out there anymore,sorted.....I then find out the reason she's been havin problems in the girls department is because she slept with sum1 a few months ago and he passed genital herpes onto her...after all this I still stood by her coz I loved her but there's only so many times I can be treated like a fool and now it's over...so as much as u lot may think I'm a creep n a scumbag I just thought I'd let you know that it's my ex that's bin a filthy lying slag,wasted 6 months of my life loving sum1 that's just bin laughin at me all the way...wot a mug I feel like

shmisk 23-01-2012 19:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by KittyKins (Post 56116409)
I've just seen this now... Shocking what people put out there about their lives!


Well after bottling it up for 3 weeks it's about time ppl knew the truth about " my angel " lol...to cut a long story short I found out that ****** had slept with sum1 she met in ********* a couple of weeks before Christmas,I forgave her on the promise that she wudnt go on nites out there anymore,sorted.....I then find out the reason she's been havin problems in the girls department is because she slept with sum1 a few months ago and he passed genital herpes onto her...after all this I still stood by her coz I loved her but there's only so many times I can be treated like a fool and now it's over...so as much as u lot may think I'm a creep n a scumbag I just thought I'd let you know that it's my ex that's bin a filthy lying slag,wasted 6 months of my life loving sum1 that's just bin laughin at me all the way...wot a mug I feel like

has anyone 'liked' that?


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