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codeblue 20-01-2013 16:14

Simon Cowell's lifts
 
Doesn't he realise that a pair of jeans 3 leg lengths too big does absolutely nothing to hide his heels and lifts inside his boots?

It just looks quite ridiculous. EVERY picture he has taken has him stationary in this jeans round ankles pose.

If he wants to wear heels, just wear them!

Syntax Error 20-01-2013 16:20

When I saw lifts in the title, I thought it was going to be about his moobs.:eek:

It's a shame that Simon is so vain; then again, he can afford to be.

lexi22 20-01-2013 16:23

It's got to be really frustrating for him that he can buy anything other than height. :D

welshfoxy 20-01-2013 16:26

Maybe he doesn't care what you think?

codeblue 20-01-2013 16:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by welshfoxy (Post 63711446)
Maybe he doesn't care what you think?

He clearly cares, thats why he goes to such ridiculous lengths to try and hide it.

Its more obvious than a wig!

Steven Oliver 20-01-2013 16:33

When I first saw the thread title I thought he'd had lifts installed in his house. :D

welshfoxy 20-01-2013 16:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by codeblue (Post 63711565)
He clearly cares, thats why he goes to such ridiculous lengths to try and hide it.

Its more obvious than a wig!

Anyone who follows his 'style' knows he wears heels. And all sorts else, especially with that face :p

This is the guy who wore trousers up to his neck on Pop Idol. I really don't think he actually gives two shits.

kezo 20-01-2013 16:39

and there I thought he looking stunning in HD :eek::eek: (being sarcastic here) :D

lexi22 20-01-2013 16:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by welshfoxy (Post 63711446)
Maybe he doesn't care what you think?

I don't think he does in the least - it's not as if it's stood in the way of his phenomenal success - but he plainly would still like to be taller.

It's his Achilles (high)heel. ;)

Kayleigh2010 20-01-2013 20:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steven Oliver (Post 63711615)
When I first saw the thread title I thought he'd had lifts installed in his house. :D

hahaha me 2

potatolegs 20-01-2013 21:02

I thought it was about his face lifts...

Nesta Robbins 20-01-2013 21:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kayleigh2010 (Post 63719162)
hahaha me 2

I was thinking I was on the Dancing on Ice thread! Then thought ...wait, he's not in it! :D

C14E 21-01-2013 00:56

I think he obviously wants a bit extra height or else he wouldn't wear the heels. At the same time, he has obviously heard all the comments about the heels and doesn't care about it. By most accounts it seems he has been badly dressed all his life and it doesn't seem to have held him back. If anything his monochrome "style" plays into the whole villainous TV persona.

wilehelmas 21-01-2013 12:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Syntax Error (Post 63711324)
When I saw lifts in the title, I thought it was going to be about his moobs.:eek:

It's a shame that Simon is so vain; then again, he can afford to be.

To be fair, I only opened this thread BECAUSE I misguidedly believed it was about his Majesty's moobs. If one cannot have a cackle at his moobs and (also) his parade of faux cover girls trying to smooth his brow on their, what., tenth holiday in a year? then what's the point?

codeblue 21-01-2013 19:50

More lifts in todays press pics for BGT

oh dear

Becky Sharpe 21-01-2013 20:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by lexi22 (Post 63711909)
It's his Achilles (high)heel. ;)

Ka-boom, tish :D

tynka bell 22-01-2013 12:18

How tall is he then? Titchy like Tom Cruise?

Gill P 22-01-2013 13:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Syntax Error (Post 63711324)
When I saw lifts in the title, I thought it was going to be about his moobs.:eek:

It's a shame that Simon is so vain; then again, he can afford to be.

I thought it was about his face!

codeblue 23-01-2013 09:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by tynka bell (Post 63765542)
How tall is he then? Titchy like Tom Cruise?

5ft9, but i believe he wears 4" lifts. So around 5ft5" would be my estimation.

Tom cruise is a shade taller.

jackbell 23-01-2013 10:51

When I first saw the thread title I thought he was giving out free rides in his Limo.

codeblue 31-01-2013 14:06

now revealed he uses a booster cushion too!

Saltydog1955 31-01-2013 14:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by codeblue (Post 63976491)
now revealed he uses a booster cushion too!


Quote:

a spokesperson for Simon told MailOnline: 'He is using a cushion for comfort.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...-revealed.html
In that case perhaps he needs a cushion because his Farmer Giles are giving him merry hell? :D

codeblue 31-01-2013 14:50

from his shoes in todays press, he is wearing 4" heels!


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