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Blondie X 24-02-2013 09:28

Simon Cowell back on the market
 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...irlfriend.html

Lock up your daughters! That well known man slut Cowell has ended his relationship with Carmen Electra and is now back on the market.

As if one woman could ever satisfy his red blooded completely hetro lust :p

Canks 24-02-2013 09:33

He'll be fighting them off with a twig.

Saltydog1955 24-02-2013 09:47

He's never been on the market. Not for females anyway (IMO)

The reek of lavender is overwhelming in his case. ;)

DE53 24-02-2013 15:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blondie X (Post 64437136)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...irlfriend.html

Lock up your daughters! That well known man slut Cowell has ended his relationship with Carmen Electra and is now back on the market.

As if one woman could ever satisfy his red blooded completely hetro lust :p

Ended :eek: i didn't even know it had started ;)

Blondie X 24-02-2013 16:38

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Originally Posted by DE53 (Post 64443283)
Ended :eek: i didn't even know it had started ;)

Oh yes, it was real hot blooded heterosexual lust and no mistake ;)

Jerrica09 24-02-2013 17:01

I don't think this was Sinitta's toyboy...;) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...on-Cowell.html

Satnavvy 24-02-2013 17:31

Lock up your daughters (but then again maybe not)

Chihiro94 24-02-2013 17:55

As a single female you have no idea how happy this news has made me. In fact I'm off to fetch my best beard to celebrate :p

CelticMyth 24-02-2013 17:58

Only a matter of time until Taylor Swift's agent is given a call.

Bungitin 24-02-2013 18:46

The PR contract had expired.

Kay2000 24-02-2013 18:58

Im free :)

rosco2010 24-02-2013 19:26

Form an orderly queue ladies, no fighting now. :p

shanders 24-02-2013 19:27

Katie Prices new husband better watch out...

Becky Sharpe 24-02-2013 21:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by CelticMyth (Post 64446424)
Only a matter of time until Taylor Swift's agent is given a call.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kay2000 (Post 64448062)
Im free :)

:D:D:D

Lucidia2011 24-02-2013 21:45

I'm absolutely stunned it didn't work out for those two :eek: I seriously thought they'd be together forever :(

Blondie X 24-02-2013 22:09

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Originally Posted by Lucidia2011 (Post 64452076)
I'm absolutely stunned it didn't work out for those two :eek: I seriously thought they'd be together forever :(

If Pwicey and Ken split up after this bombshell, we really know romance is truly dead and there is no hope for the rest of us if they can't make it :cry:

earthling13 24-02-2013 22:38

I think Dale Winton is available and if they just stare into each others eyes they can ditch the mirrors (like that's going to happen!) :D

zx50 24-02-2013 22:54

Like that was going to last.

Becky Sharpe 24-02-2013 23:00

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Originally Posted by earthling13 (Post 64452923)
I think Dale Winton is available and if they just stare into each others eyes they can ditch the mirrors (like that's going to happen!) :D

T'is entirely possible, Earthling: 'Chantelle Houghton shows off beach body in monochrome bikini as its revealed a hypnotherapist is wooing her'

Tiron 25-02-2013 10:49

Funny thread and posts! :D Simon the man-whore. :D

Tiron 25-02-2013 10:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satnavvy (Post 64445729)
Lock up your daughters (but then again maybe not)

:D

Quote:

Originally Posted by CelticMyth (Post 64446424)
Only a matter of time until Taylor Swift's agent is given a call.

You know! :D

The bearding business must be so lucrative.

Richard1960 25-02-2013 10:56

Good to see his publicist Max Clifford earning his crust.:D

Bungitin 25-02-2013 11:09

CE probably asked him about his moobs being bigger than hers.

Alrightmate 25-02-2013 12:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blondie X (Post 64444643)
Oh yes, it was real hot blooded heterosexual lust and no mistake ;)

I bet he really wanted to give her one because she's fabulous.;)

FusionFury 25-02-2013 12:31

Carmen Electra was too much women for him.


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