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Saltydog1955 25-03-2013 09:57

Vorderman breaks nose after falling down stairs in heels
 
Ouch! :eek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/cele...igh-heels.html

haphash 25-03-2013 10:32

I shouldn't laugh but that is the funniest thing I have heard all day.

konebyvax 25-03-2013 10:42

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Although she fell down only four steps, the impact made worse because her hands were in her pockets.

That's the sort of action you would reprimand your 10 year old for doing.

Saltydog1955 25-03-2013 10:44

Another excuse for cosmetic surgery.....:D

stvn758 25-03-2013 10:45

Yes, poor Frankie from The Saturdays came back from her mystery illness with slightly bigger boobs.:)

Mr Dangerous 25-03-2013 10:51

Ouch!!!

all it takes is to lose your footing...this is what worries me when victoria beckham struts around with a baby in arms,,,,

AdelaideGirl 25-03-2013 10:51

I'm not saying I don't believe her but I've never gone running with my hands in my pockets.

That said its actually sounds so ridiculous it could well be true if you were making something up it could be more plausible.

Azura's Star 25-03-2013 10:59

I would like to thank the hamster-faced harpy for giving me a such a laugh on a Monday morning.
I am an awful,awful person.:o

earthling13 25-03-2013 11:00

Glad I'm not alone at having a chuckle! :D

warszawa 25-03-2013 11:03

She has been looking top heavy of late. That'll teach her.

Pippa 2 25-03-2013 11:09

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Originally Posted by earthling13 (Post 64979310)
Glad I'm not alone at having a chuckle! :D

:D:D:D

fruitloop27 25-03-2013 11:10

I've run with my hands in my pockets before but tend to lean backwards, so if I do fall, I'd most likely end up on my backside. That said, I haven't done that in a long time (and definitely won't after reading this :))

loracan 25-03-2013 11:14

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Originally Posted by fruitloop27 (Post 64979420)
I've run with my hands in my pockets before but tend to lean backwards, so if I do fall, I'd most likely end up on my backside. That said, I haven't done that in a long time (and definitely won't after reading this :))

But do you do it in high heels?
Going downstairs?

elnombre 25-03-2013 11:21

Hopefully next time she'll break her neck. Chortle!

Wait...I sense I may have gone too far. Someone should make some sort of diagram so I know which injuries are okay to laugh at and which aren't.

I'm guessing minor bone and cartilage injuries for Vorders are okay for a giggle. Cilla Black getting ripped up in a threshing machine is okay to have a good knee-slap at. Jordan can be anything short of liquefied in a freak acid explosion. Minor wounds to Rihanna are okay for a titter as long as Chris Brown didn't inflict them.

MRS W 25-03-2013 11:24

Ouch! her clothes are so tight it is a wonder she can move far less run!

haphash 25-03-2013 11:28

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Originally Posted by MRS W (Post 64979597)
Ouch! her clothes are so tight it is a wonder she can move far less run!

I wish we could be spared those awful ISME ads :cry:

fruitloop27 25-03-2013 11:29

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Originally Posted by loracan (Post 64979464)
But do you do it in high heels?
Going downstairs?

(fnarr fnarr, lol)
I've walked fast down the stairs of a train station in heels, although they weren't as high as the ones La Vorderman wears.

earthling13 25-03-2013 11:33

Pride comes before a fall. :D

dorydaryl 25-03-2013 11:47

There is a funny side to it but ouch, poor Carol.

She might have had her hands in her pockets to keep them warm. It has been a bit cold, after all!

hallc 25-03-2013 11:50

Which nose was it ? her own or the plastic one

Melodybear 25-03-2013 11:54

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Originally Posted by Saltydog1955 (Post 64979078)
Another excuse for cosmetic surgery.....:D

My thoughts exactly!!!!:D

darkjedimaster 25-03-2013 12:00

I wonder when she stacked it, did she sound like the Eastenders jingle or the Countdown one. I am in no way a maths expert but even I could workout the equation of Heels + Stairs = Disaster.

2FS 25-03-2013 12:09

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Originally Posted by Saltydog1955 (Post 64979078)
Another excuse for cosmetic surgery.....:D

Cynical, but I can't disagree :D

Phyllis Stein 25-03-2013 12:20

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Originally Posted by earthling13 (Post 64979692)
Pride comes before a fall. :D

Perfect! :D:D:D

Bex. 25-03-2013 12:56

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Originally Posted by Saltydog1955 (Post 64979078)
Another excuse for cosmetic surgery.....:D

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Originally Posted by Melodybear (Post 64979901)
My thoughts exactly!!!!:D

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Originally Posted by 2FS (Post 64980082)
Cynical, but I can't disagree :D

:D:D:D


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