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Blondie X 25-04-2013 19:03

Danny Cipriani hit by bus after bar crawl
 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ecker-bus.html

Prime catch there Kelly - he sounds like a mature keeper. Maybe Pwicey would have been a better match after all

Azura's Star 25-04-2013 19:14

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Originally Posted by Blondie X (Post 65564340)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ecker-bus.html

Prime catch there Kelly - he sounds like a mature keeper. Maybe Pwicey would have been a better match after all

She'll be thrilled - she's probably stocked up on an entire new range of outfits for her "Kelly-Brook-looks-concerned-after-visiting-her-dopey-boyfriend" pap shots.

Blondie X 25-04-2013 19:29

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Originally Posted by Azura's Star (Post 65564679)
She'll be thrilled - she's probably stocked up on an entire new range of outfits for her "Kelly-Brook-looks-concerned-after-visiting-her-dopey-boyfriend" pap shots.

Harsh but almost certainly true :D:D

Grace In Love 25-04-2013 19:30

What a prat, I hope he is okay!

lexi22 25-04-2013 19:35

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Originally Posted by Blondie X (Post 65564340)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ecker-bus.html

Prime catch there Kelly - he sounds like a mature keeper. Maybe Pwicey would have been a better match after all

Am I alone in not finding that guy even vaguely attractive? There's something kind of vacant about him... a lights on no one in situation... ?

Grace In Love 25-04-2013 19:37

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Originally Posted by lexi22 (Post 65565378)
Am I alone in not finding that guy even vaguely attractive? There's something kind of vacant about him.

I agree, the lights are on but no body is home. Though Kelly Brook is certainly not famous for her sparkling wit and conversation, so they are probably well suited.

Azura's Star 25-04-2013 19:37

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Originally Posted by lexi22 (Post 65565378)
Am I alone in not finding that guy even vaguely attractive? There's something kind of vacant about him.

No.
It reminds me of the quote from Peter Crouch when he was asked what he would have been if he hadn't been a footballer - "a virgin".:D

Blondie X 25-04-2013 19:38

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Originally Posted by lexi22 (Post 65565378)
Am I alone in not finding that guy even vaguely attractive? There's something kind of vacant about him... a lights on no one in situation... ?

Definitely does nothing for me and definitely a trade down from Jason Statham imo

paperplanes_ 25-04-2013 19:40

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Originally Posted by lexi22 (Post 65565378)
Am I alone in not finding that guy even vaguely attractive? There's something kind of vacant about him... a lights on no one in situation... ?

He's a generic looking guy that the glamour model wagabees think are "so fittt". Meh. He's boring in my opinion.

lexi22 25-04-2013 19:43

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Originally Posted by Azura's Star (Post 65565488)
No.
It reminds me of the quote from Peter Crouch when he was asked what he would have been if he hadn't been a footballer - "a virgin".:D

Ah but at least that shows a dry sense of humour! :D

Cipriani looks like if you asked him that question, his forehead would scrunch up with the effort of having to think about it and then, an hour or so later, would say 'uh..how do you mean... I don't understand the question...'

Blondie X 25-04-2013 19:44

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Originally Posted by lexi22 (Post 65565727)
Ah but at least that shows a dry sense of humour! :D

Cipriani looks like if you asked him that question, his forehead would scrunch up with the effort of having to think about it and then, an hour or so later, would say 'uh..how do you mean... I don't understand the question...'

Perfect for Mr Pwice number 4 then? :D

lexi22 25-04-2013 19:44

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Originally Posted by lexi22 (Post 65565378)
Am I alone in not finding that guy even vaguely attractive? There's something kind of vacant about him... a lights on no one in situation... ?

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Originally Posted by Grace In Love (Post 65565472)
I agree, the lights are on but no body is home. Though Kelly Brook is certainly not famous for her sparkling wit and conversation, so they are probably well suited.

Haha, looks like we're on the same page, Grace! :D

Azura's Star 25-04-2013 19:46

He is vaguely reminiscent of a potato with a spray tan and some light stubble.

lexi22 25-04-2013 19:47

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Originally Posted by Blondie X (Post 65565759)
Perfect for Mr Pwice number 4 then? :D

Funnily, that's exactly who he reminds me of, KieranKev! Same sort of blankness, all effort going into fakebaking and pec building..

Grace In Love 25-04-2013 19:47

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Originally Posted by Azura's Star (Post 65565488)
No.
It reminds me of the quote from Peter Crouch when he was asked what he would have been if he hadn't been a footballer - "a virgin".:D

Who knew Peter Crouch was funny :D:D:D

Grace In Love 25-04-2013 19:50

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Originally Posted by lexi22 (Post 65565875)
Funnily, that's exactly who he reminds me of, KieranKev! Same sort of blankness, all effort going into fakebaking and pec building..

Agree with both of you in that he is a perfect Pwicey hubby number 4. Far too preening and 'pretty' if that makes sense. I like men with a bit more grit and he looks like he got lost on the way to the sixth form common room. I can easily imagine him and Kelly spending their evenings just looking in the mirror and pouting,

Blondie X 25-04-2013 20:09

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Originally Posted by lexi22 (Post 65565875)
Funnily, that's exactly who he reminds me of, KieranKev! Same sort of blankness, all effort going into fakebaking and pec building..

Lifesize Ken doll seems to be her thing.

intoxication 25-04-2013 21:02

LOL at one of the comments:

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Good headlines DM. I didn't realise that double decker buses went on pub crawls.

Laptop Lil 26-04-2013 18:08

Katie Price was probably the driver :)

allaboard 27-04-2013 17:36

Pah! What a div! I did the Otley Run several times during my student days, one three legged, and never got run over!

Blondie X 27-04-2013 17:38

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Originally Posted by Laptop Lil (Post 65580618)
Katie Price was probably the driver :)

Was the bus cerise and covered in bling? :D

Beautiful_Harv 27-04-2013 19:14

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Originally Posted by Blondie X (Post 65565518)
Definitely does nothing for me and definitely a trade down from Jason Statham imo

Jason Statham certainly traded up too imo

Goaty 29-04-2013 09:28

Now Kelly Brook make it all about her... nothing changes there.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...i-hit-bus.html

Daisy Bennyboots 29-04-2013 10:42

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Originally Posted by Goaty (Post 65621626)
Now Kelly Brook make it all about her... nothing changes there.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...i-hit-bus.html

Any excuse for multiple selfies, Kelly :o:rolleyes:

Good luck trying to get a rugby bloke to 'think again' about going on pub crawl. I give this relationship 6 months.

Gulftastic 29-04-2013 10:46

That what she gets for dating Rugby Union players.

Go with League, Kelly, you know it makes sense.


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