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Blondie X 12-09-2013 19:32

Joey Essex fragrance launch
 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...lack-suit.html

Seriously, WTF?????

Why would anyone want to smell like the village idiot and let's not even get started on what he's wearing

Someone make it stop :(

Creamtea 12-09-2013 19:41

What is it called? "Thick As Pig Sh!t"?!?! :D

Azura's Star 12-09-2013 19:51

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Originally Posted by Blondie X (Post 68626064)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...lack-suit.html

Seriously, WTF?????

Why would anyone want to smell like the village idiot and let's not even get started on what he's wearing

Someone make it stop :(

I really should know by now not to click on ANY of your links...
Is that what he really looks like?
He's like a very strange combination of a Ken doll and a Thunderbird puppet.
Why on earth would anyone want to smell like someone who looks like him?:confused:

cazzz 12-09-2013 20:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blondie X (Post 68626064)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...lack-suit.html

Seriously, WTF?????

Why would anyone want to smell like the village idiot and let's not even get started on what he's wearing

Someone make it stop :(

That made me lol, and after a long day I needed it:D

If you compare him to another reality tv loving dad who recently launched two new perfumes it makes PA's launch seem classy......classy is something I would never but in a sentence with the name PA so this is a first!:eek:

Question: Are all new perfumes to be launched in duo's?:confused: or just the tat trying to cash in before people actually smell their pong?

Azura's Star 12-09-2013 20:07

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Originally Posted by cazzz (Post 68627069)
That made me lol, and after a long day I needed it:D

If you compare him to another reality tv loving dad who recently launched two new perfumes it makes PA's launch seem classy......classy is something I would never but in a sentence with the name PA so this is a first!:eek:

Question: Are all new perfumes to be launched in duo's?:confused: or just the tat trying to cash in before people actually smell their pong?

Whoa...steady on cazzz.
Unless Joey Essex launched his smell in a draughty shopping centre to the screeches of tens of weeping housewives, he's not fit to be mentioned in the same breath as international pong mogul PA.

Goaty 12-09-2013 20:11

It's Ken doll from Toy Story 3!!

LaceyLouelle3 13-09-2013 02:21

Him and his sister look plain weird...its not even that suit.

Essex Angel* 13-09-2013 03:21

The pink leg on his trousers is not long enough & he looks like he's wearing a syrup, yet I know he has real hair.

whatever54 13-09-2013 03:49

:D
He looks like one of those bad waxwork models in nearly every single picture.

The Prumeister 13-09-2013 06:37

Don't be well jel everyone. Joey looks well reem, innit?

Zora 13-09-2013 06:49

This "man" is a real person? Oh my God. :(

Blondie X 13-09-2013 08:00

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Originally Posted by whatever54 (Post 68635509)
:D
He looks like one of those bad waxwork models in nearly every single picture.

Yep. I showed the link to my OH and his words were 'is that a real human?'

Not quite sure what the correct answer to that question is :confused:

tommytiger 13-09-2013 11:32

I'd rather walk around smelling of bleach.

Flanno 13-09-2013 13:01

Has anyone checked Joey's bottom back to see if he's made by '2009 Mattel Inc. CHINA'?

wilehelmas 13-09-2013 13:13

Wow, and the Daily Fail is right up there promoting the hell out of it.

Whouda thunk it? ;)

Creamtea 13-09-2013 21:08

Do you think there's just a vague bump where his generals should be?

marianna01 13-09-2013 21:24

Thank goodness I do not have a clue as to who these people are - are they really serious?

Best laugh I've had all day just looking at them! :D:D

CreamPuff 15-09-2013 14:12

I cannot imagine what sort of person would want to buy this product. Oh wait a minute, yes I can.:rolleyes:

John Dough 15-09-2013 15:44

Was Nikki Grahame there,she never misses out on premium A list events............:D:sleep:

Blondie X 15-09-2013 15:55

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Originally Posted by CreamPuff (Post 68681172)
I cannot imagine what sort of person would want to buy this product. Oh wait a minute, yes I can.:rolleyes:

People like this by any chance? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-02j5nm5puz...e-tan-fail.jpg

John Dough 15-09-2013 16:51

Where was the NSFW warning on that link Blondie?:mad:
My eyes my eyes!:eek:

Butterface 15-09-2013 18:24

Everything about Joey Essex and his hideous sister is just wrong. The teeth, the dreadful hair, the godawful dress sense - the fact that Joey comes across as a nine year old boy.
Can't believe anyone would want to buy a fragrance with his name on it.

lexi22 15-09-2013 18:29

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Originally Posted by Blondie X (Post 68683056)

Jeebus. That's horrifying. :eek::mad::cry:

I am never clicking on another link of yours ever again. :D

Blondie X 15-09-2013 18:33

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Originally Posted by lexi22 (Post 68685511)
Jeebus. That's horrifying. :eek::mad::cry:

I am never clicking on another link of yours ever again. :D

Odds on one of them being married to Pwicey by 2016? ;)

Flanno 15-09-2013 19:02

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Originally Posted by Blondie X (Post 68683056)

Oh my goodness, I never knew Craig Coates (former BB housemate) has a twin brother!! :eek::D


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