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fender101 25-12-2013 23:16

what's the most rubbish song ever written?
 
I'm tempted by Yellow submarine but I'm going for The Final Countdown..

John_Lochery 25-12-2013 23:28

aqua - Barbie girl. haha lol

Zack06 25-12-2013 23:31

It has to be this monstrosity: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPtnurDNFvw

CLL Dodge 26-12-2013 00:19

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGESxjqHf7E

I used to work in the office across the corridor from the author of that wonderful lyric.

Dandem 26-12-2013 00:31

El Mudo - Chacarron - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l12Csc_lW0Q

What do I win?

Crystalline22 26-12-2013 02:32

Johnny Reggae - Piglets

hollyBrown 26-12-2013 12:41

Black eyed peas - My humps is pretty horrific

Kyle123 26-12-2013 15:01

Khia - My Neck, My Back

Residents Fan 26-12-2013 15:39

If we're talking terrible lyrics, "Agadoo" by Black Lace takes
the prize: :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQzysYw63eE

"Around calypso sarong, we'll all be singing this song"
and "Push pineapple, shake the tree"- awful. >:(

Anika Hanson 26-12-2013 16:05

Friday -Rebecca Black
No way, no way-Vanilla

scratchy23 26-12-2013 16:16

I think songs like Barbie Girl and Agadoo shouldn't be mentioned here as they are made for the purpose of being rubbish.

If you want a song that is meant to be serious and heartfelt, and people actually take seriously, but is actually absolutely diabolical, then the obvious winner is Little Things by One Direction.

Abysmal.

cnbcwatcher 26-12-2013 16:50

Beautiful 'Cause You Love Me - Girls Aloud
Beneath Your Beautiful - Labrinth ft Emeli Sande
Swagger Jagger - Cher Lloyd
Whip My Hair - Willow Smith
Marry The Pussy - R Kelly

Eric_Blob 26-12-2013 17:19

In my opinion, Lady Gaga - Poker Face. Never heard such a boring song in my life.

unique 26-12-2013 17:22

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1SiSUrvUnk

Cheri 26-12-2013 20:31

That song What's my Name? by the Things? or something like that. She looked like she was having a damn seizure too in the video.

Joel Bonner 26-12-2013 20:43

The worst song that I can think of at this point in time is 'Candy' by Robbie Williams. Lyrics/video are beyond juvenile.

'Vertigo' by U2 isn't much better.

mialicious 26-12-2013 20:50

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da - The Beatles
Who Let the Dogs Out? - Baha Men
The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) - The Cheeky Girls

jimmy_reed 29-12-2013 19:26

Adam Ant - Sausage

Molly Bloom 29-12-2013 19:49

Swagger Jagger.

intoxication 29-12-2013 20:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by mialicious (Post 70485877)
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da - The Beatles
Who Let the Dogs Out? - Baha Men
The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) - The Cheeky Girls

I love that song!

fkinhell 29-12-2013 20:41

Beyonce - Run The World.

The22ndRachel 29-12-2013 20:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dandem (Post 70475694)
El Mudo - Chacarron - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l12Csc_lW0Q

What do I win?

This cracks me up - I get hysterics when I hear this!! :D:D

mysty211 29-12-2013 21:15

This Peter Waterman eurovision song "That Sounds Good to me" - Josh Dubovie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLiL-tRxhkE :blush:

Makson 29-12-2013 21:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by mysty211 (Post 70528638)
This Peter Waterman eurovision song "That Sounds Good to me" - Josh Dubovie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLiL-tRxhkE :blush:

"you bring the sunshine, I'll bring the fun times":D
That is my chat-up line staple down the club!

eugenespeed 29-12-2013 23:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by The22ndRachel (Post 70528157)
This cracks me up - I get hysterics when I hear this!! :D:D

Same here.

It was actually written as a parody of the music that was around at the time, so they'll take it as an honour as "the most rubbish song of all time", as that is what they were aiming for :)


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