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Forum: Showbiz Today, 10:24
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Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
Wow Suzy that's very profound....

Wow Suzy that's very profound. :confused:

Although there's more chance of David's bathroom light being fixed than the bats being released from Lizard's belfry. ;-)
Forum: Showbiz 19-12-2014, 17:59
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Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
The Daily Fail appears to be about polemic and...

The Daily Fail appears to be about polemic and judgement in order to garner readers. How else could Liz Jones have survived this long ?

Why doesn't Paul Dacre employ a ghost-writer to critique Liz's...
Forum: Showbiz 15-12-2014, 19:31
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Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
Someone call Paul Dacre immediately ! 'Liz Jones...

Someone call Paul Dacre immediately !

'Liz Jones Other Diary' is urgently required and there are clearly talented writers around here that would be happy to administer an antidote.
Forum: Showbiz 14-12-2014, 18:01
Replies: 2,871
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Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
Let's hope that the threat of imminent retirement...

Let's hope that the threat of imminent retirement and a cheap e-Bay ring will serve as a nice reality check for her... and give him an excuse to get out. ;-)

And I find it incredibly hard to believe...
Forum: Showbiz 07-12-2014, 08:23
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Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
Where to begin... the granny-porn or the...

Where to begin... the granny-porn or the engagement ring ? :confused:

The only common thread is that - even if we didn't know it before, we do now - Lizard is a material girl. Well, a material,...
Forum: Showbiz 23-11-2014, 22:52
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Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
That sums up exactly how I feel about their...

That sums up exactly how I feel about their situation.

There's a decade between the ages of myself and my partner, and Liz and David; but we've reached an age where it's just lovely to be able to...
Forum: Showbiz 09-09-2014, 18:02
Replies: 2,871
Views: 544,907
Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
I don't want to sound provocative... but weren't...

I don't want to sound provocative... but weren't they iPads rather than iPods ?

And what relative importance do deaths or alcoholics in the family have when compared to buttery-leathers, waxed...
Forum: Showbiz 07-09-2014, 21:35
Replies: 2,871
Views: 544,907
Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
I hope that David takes note of today's...

I hope that David takes note of today's diary.

Does she honestly believe that undertaking an online designer-spirituality course - for people just like her -will sort her issues out ?

If Space NK...
Forum: Showbiz 26-08-2014, 09:30
Replies: 2,871
Views: 544,907
Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
Please form an orderly queue ladies and...

Please form an orderly queue ladies and gents...;-)
Forum: Showbiz 17-08-2014, 21:33
Replies: 2,871
Views: 544,907
Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
Yep, didn't you know that these days - after the...

Yep, didn't you know that these days - after the banking crisis caused by banks lending ridiculous sums against property, to those who had no way to pay it back - they are now willing to lend tons of...
Forum: Showbiz 11-08-2014, 12:43
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Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
I'd imagine that any sentient being living within...

I'd imagine that any sentient being living within a mile of the woman would be in danger of developing such a condition.

So sad to hear about her split-ends this week, perhaps she should consider...
Forum: Showbiz 25-06-2014, 16:22
Replies: 2,871
Views: 544,907
Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
That's absolutely right, but how can you respect...

That's absolutely right, but how can you respect someone else if you don't respect yourself ? There's no integrity... you're continually in conflict... and that's Lizard.

I would say that most of us...
Forum: Showbiz 24-06-2014, 22:34
Replies: 2,871
Views: 544,907
Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
A sensual, erotic master-piece in the making. And...

A sensual, erotic master-piece in the making. And all this 'as the baker's nicotine-stained fingers knead her soft buttery, naked femininity.'

I'm going to have to take a cold shower now. On second...
Forum: Showbiz 24-06-2014, 14:13
Replies: 2,871
Views: 544,907
Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
Given the second article this week, it may be...

Given the second article this week, it may be that Lizard is beginning to think more positively about her box and how it's confined her. Its genesis may have occurred around the time that Liz had the...
Forum: Showbiz 24-06-2014, 12:17
Replies: 2,871
Views: 544,907
Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
Yes, I did... Jim Kerr under a 'nom-de-plume'. ...

Yes, I did... Jim Kerr under a 'nom-de-plume'.

I mean if you'd been linked to Lizard - as a Simple Mind, even though you'd have to be the owner of a simple mind - you'd do your best to distance...
Forum: Showbiz 15-06-2014, 10:45
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Views: 544,907
Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
My fiancee's ex is going through a similar...

My fiancee's ex is going through a similar 'mid-life crisis'. After leaving and going through a couple of relationships that quickly broke down, he found himself with a woman who was extremely...
Forum: Showbiz 12-05-2014, 21:47
Replies: 2,871
Views: 544,907
Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
Great posts. :) Sorry for any bad editing of...

Great posts. :)



Sorry for any bad editing of your post, but sadly I've not been on a 'DM Editors Course'. ;-)

It's interesting isn't it ? Despite all of her literary failings... this woman still...
Forum: Showbiz 17-04-2014, 23:50
Replies: 2,871
Views: 544,907
Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
Oh dear... :confused: Sorry Seabird and...

Oh dear... :confused: Sorry Seabird and fitnessqueen...

It looks like I'll have to do more reading around the main characters, or alternatively - and preferably - stop rubber-necking and get a...
Forum: Showbiz 14-04-2014, 22:18
Replies: 2,871
Views: 544,907
Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
;-) Love it... but then every article she writes...

;-) Love it... but then every article she writes is another 'Groundhog Day'.

If only the DM would break the cycle and one day someone in their HR department sent her a P45 or a notice to terminate...
Forum: Showbiz 10-04-2014, 21:31
Replies: 2,871
Views: 544,907
Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
A second week's dreary with no comments...

A second week's dreary with no comments 'seemingly' posted. Pathetic.:o
Forum: Showbiz 08-04-2014, 12:43
Replies: 2,871
Views: 544,907
Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
Liz's beau sadly reminds me of Windy Miller from...

Liz's beau sadly reminds me of Windy Miller from Camberwick Green.

If only Gordon Murray had the foresight to bring a journalist into his group of characters things could have turned out very...
Forum: Showbiz 07-04-2014, 21:50
Replies: 2,871
Views: 544,907
Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
:o Good God, I hope no one breaks in to their...

:o Good God, I hope no one breaks in to their 'shag-pad' and publishes a sex-tape... it doesn't bear thinking about...

The elderly baker running his dirty finger-nails up and down Lizard's quivering...
Forum: Showbiz 06-04-2014, 22:17
Replies: 2,871
Views: 544,907
Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
In some respects I feel sorry too... I've gone...

In some respects I feel sorry too... I've gone back through my life, to live through bad times and ask myself whether there's ever been a time when I'd have been tempted to sell my soul - or at least...
Forum: Showbiz 04-04-2014, 17:34
Replies: 2,871
Views: 544,907
Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
I agree with you. I think most of us have been...

I agree with you. I think most of us have been through long-term relationships that have broken down, and would probably be very wary of a new partner coming in and being hyper-critical about someone...
Forum: Showbiz 01-04-2014, 16:56
Replies: 2,871
Views: 544,907
Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
For some reason I've struggled to find Liz's...

For some reason I've struggled to find Liz's 'dreary' on my iPad this week, until today. I actually thought for a moment that the Daily Mail had finally chosen to 'pull-the-plug' and put us all out...
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