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Forum: General Discussion 23-01-2015, 20:16
Replies: 60
Views: 2,632
Posted By Elyan
The even have their own...

The even have their own aftershave.

https://atoast2toast.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/pikey_hugo_boss1.jpg
Forum: General Discussion 23-01-2015, 19:50
Replies: 60
Views: 2,632
Posted By Elyan
I heard about two Irish chaps who were out...

I heard about two Irish chaps who were out touting for work, when they came across a sign that said, 'TREE FELLERS NEEDED - APPLY WITHIN'.

"Ah dat's a shame," said Michael, "Dere's only two of us."
Forum: Football 23-01-2015, 19:35
Replies: 8,857
Views: 390,055
Posted By Elyan
Chelsea fan in the crowd against...

Chelsea fan in the crowd against Liverpool

http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/23/cringe-chelsea-fan-wears-full-petr-cech-kit-plus-helmet-for-game-5033319/
Forum: General Discussion 23-01-2015, 17:56
Replies: 36
Views: 880
Posted By Elyan
No. They are foreign invaders whose sole purpose...

No.

They are foreign invaders whose sole purpose is to drag those countries back to the middle ages.

They should be driven out. Hopefully to hell.
Forum: General Discussion 23-01-2015, 17:41
Replies: 43
Views: 1,900
Posted By Elyan
They tried this with my elderly father in law a...

They tried this with my elderly father in law a few years back. He too has dementia and lives alone. They said he was to be transferred directly from the hospital to a secure dementia care unit....
Forum: Chatter 23-01-2015, 17:28
Replies: 58
Views: 763
Posted By Elyan
Don't stick it up there...... ..ooooh I dunno...

Don't stick it up there......

..ooooh I dunno though...
Forum: General Discussion 23-01-2015, 17:24
Replies: 36
Views: 880
Posted By Elyan
The IRA were Irish Republicans fighting for a...

The IRA were Irish Republicans fighting for a united Ireland.

ISIS are foreign invaders wherever they go, imposing a disgusting and murderous regime on the peoples of sovereign states where they...
Forum: Football 23-01-2015, 17:12
Replies: 8,857
Views: 390,055
Posted By Elyan
Pedants :D

Pedants :D
Forum: Chatter 23-01-2015, 15:56
Replies: 58
Views: 763
Posted By Elyan
Jesus!, have you just farted?

Jesus!, have you just farted?
Forum: Chatter 23-01-2015, 15:42
Replies: 58
Views: 763
Posted By Elyan
don't worry, it's not contagious

don't worry, it's not contagious
Forum: General Discussion 23-01-2015, 15:36
Replies: 36
Views: 880
Posted By Elyan
They are bloodthirsty savages. No we shouldn't...

They are bloodthirsty savages.

No we shouldn't negotiate with them. We should kill all of them without exception.
Forum: General Discussion 23-01-2015, 15:25
Replies: 204
Views: 6,056
Posted By Elyan
The manufacturers of Just For Men will be...

The manufacturers of Just For Men will be disappointed.
Forum: Football 23-01-2015, 15:18
Replies: 8,857
Views: 390,055
Posted By Elyan
I think we can afford to make several changes for...

I think we can afford to make several changes for tomorrow's game.

I'd start...
Forum: General Discussion 22-01-2015, 21:05
Replies: 138
Views: 6,932
Posted By Elyan
A media frenzy and loads of people saying he...

A media frenzy and loads of people saying he abused them. Loads more people saying they thought he was a bit creepy. Some more saying they heard he did this and that.

In short, save for witness...
Forum: General Discussion 22-01-2015, 20:43
Replies: 138
Views: 6,932
Posted By Elyan
You may be right.

You may be right.
Forum: General Discussion 22-01-2015, 20:17
Replies: 138
Views: 6,932
Posted By Elyan
So the miners from Britain were saying Brittan...

So the miners from Britain were saying Brittan had minors?
Forum: General Discussion 22-01-2015, 19:13
Replies: 22
Views: 751
Posted By Elyan
"The image showed the 41-year-old sporting a...

"The image showed the 41-year-old sporting a pencil moustache..."

Hitler famously had a toothbrush moustache - not a pencil one.

The Daily Mail really should get these facts correct.
Forum: General Discussion 22-01-2015, 19:08
Replies: 4
Views: 294
Posted By Elyan
Penile Fractures

A study on penile fractures has shown that the 'woman on top' position is the most risky - at 50% of total cases.

"More than 75% of broken penis complaints were caused by sexual intercourse, with...
Forum: General Discussion 20-01-2015, 20:30
Replies: 5
Views: 226
Posted By Elyan
Sorry - I mean the people are very ill anyway so...

Sorry - I mean the people are very ill anyway so may as well go for it.

Like a drug that might cure you of terminal cancer, or kill you outright. You may as well take it.

Whatever I say now won't...
Forum: General Discussion 20-01-2015, 20:22
Replies: 5
Views: 226
Posted By Elyan
The sad thing is that the people who get them are...

The sad thing is that the people who get them are destined for a miserable end to their short life anyway - so they may as well go for it.
Forum: General Discussion 20-01-2015, 20:05
Replies: 168
Views: 6,680
Posted By Elyan
He was aiming for our heads! :D Ah, those were...

He was aiming for our heads! :D

Ah, those were the days eh?
Forum: General Discussion 20-01-2015, 20:02
Replies: 103
Views: 4,715
Posted By Elyan
You can switch it on and off on an ad hoc...

You can switch it on and off on an ad hoc basis.

It's a useful tool for a multi-user household where kids or vulnerable people might be using the net on shared devices.
Forum: General Discussion 20-01-2015, 19:56
Replies: 58
Views: 2,450
Posted By Elyan
That man is unhinged. This nugget is funnier....

That man is unhinged.

This nugget is funnier. Not related to what you wear to court but stil...

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/columnists/miles-kington/high-court-hangups-747313.html
Forum: General Discussion 20-01-2015, 19:50
Replies: 168
Views: 6,680
Posted By Elyan
I remember once being in the showers with a load...

I remember once being in the showers with a load of lads and someone started flicking someone with a towel, which turned into a noisy, towel-flicking free for all. You could get a nasty whelt from...
Forum: General Discussion 20-01-2015, 19:36
Replies: 58
Views: 2,450
Posted By Elyan
It won't do your chances of a bit of leniency any...

It won't do your chances of a bit of leniency any harm if you make an effort for the magistrate or judge.
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