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Forum: General Discussion Today, 22:06
Replies: 4
Views: 78
Posted By CravenHaven
I find that discovering a special talent for...

I find that discovering a special talent for earning money means you don't have to work at dating anymore
*parp*
Forum: General Discussion Today, 19:49
Replies: 29
Views: 482
Posted By CravenHaven
get my food mainly on my face wee in the...

get my food mainly on my face
wee in the bath
pick my nose (but not for eating)
Forum: General Discussion Today, 09:12
Replies: 58
Views: 1,009
Posted By CravenHaven
The best bit is when they weave in and out of the...

The best bit is when they weave in and out of the bus lanes when the buses stop... so which lane are you in, really? Half the time they don't look behind them, so one day half of them is going to be...
Forum: General Discussion Today, 08:08
Replies: 79
Views: 2,239
Posted By CravenHaven
Clarkso is witty and tongue-in-cheek at least...

Clarkso is witty and tongue-in-cheek at least somewhere in his utterances.
What Katie seems to be doing is trying to lay out things someone out there will be thinking, but could not normally dare to...
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 21:59
Replies: 79
Views: 2,239
Posted By CravenHaven
I'm just waiting for the Katie v Islam...

I'm just waiting for the Katie v Islam showmageddon and the four horsemen of the apocalypse to ride out
Forum: General Discussion 23-04-2015, 22:59
Replies: 10
Views: 333
Posted By CravenHaven
M-m-m-max Headroom

M-m-m-max Headroom
Forum: General Discussion 05-04-2015, 18:55
Replies: 1,942
Views: 47,152
Posted By CravenHaven
If ISIS are pop idols, are the would-be child...

If ISIS are pop idols, are the would-be child brides pop tarts? I think we should be told.
Forum: General Discussion 07-03-2015, 13:17
Replies: 1,398
Views: 42,487
Posted By CravenHaven
I can hold my own. I can post the pics of that if...

I can hold my own. I can post the pics of that if you wish.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 04-11-2010, 20:12
Replies: 28
Views: 1,958
Posted By CravenHaven
It's best "watched" in the background on Dave...

It's best "watched" in the background on Dave when ur sposed 2 b working...
Forum: Showbiz 04-11-2010, 16:32
Replies: 18
Views: 2,066
Posted By CravenHaven
I heard about his recycling of material. He...

I heard about his recycling of material. He right, not much of a tour either, is it? Is he pathoglogically idle? Maybe it should be the "Good Riddance" tour.
Forum: General Discussion 04-11-2010, 16:13
Replies: 24
Views: 4,802
Posted By CravenHaven
The mad thing is once you respond to them,...

The mad thing is once you respond to them, they'll hand your name over to other charities for mere pence. That mean potentially there will be less money available to themselves in the future, and the...
Forum: General Discussion 04-11-2010, 16:08
Replies: 54
Views: 2,952
Posted By CravenHaven
You tell me, who ever got fat from...

You tell me, who ever got fat from masturbation?
I've a new book out, "Wank yourself thin"
Forum: General Discussion 04-11-2010, 15:50
Replies: 27
Views: 1,398
Posted By CravenHaven
Become a nerd and put your chargers each in their...

Become a nerd and put your chargers each in their own food bag and label them. And just give in to your pots and store them on top of ajar doors like in cartoons.
Forum: General Discussion 02-11-2010, 14:49
Replies: 36
Views: 1,394
Posted By CravenHaven
We will assimilate your uniqueness and add it to...

We will assimilate your uniqueness and add it to the database.
Forum: General Discussion 02-11-2010, 14:46
Replies: 38
Views: 4,530
Posted By CravenHaven
I've predicted floods and thunder for judgment...

I've predicted floods and thunder for judgment day. I hope the tenner arrives in time for me to pop round the corner shop for my fanta and toffee poppets before the four horsemen get here.
Forum: General Discussion 02-11-2010, 14:42
Replies: 262
Views: 9,124
Posted By CravenHaven
You talk as if judges pull sentences out of their...

You talk as if judges pull sentences out of their arse. There are things called laws and sentencing guidelines that are publicly available, which is part of the ethos of this justice system. The...
Forum: PC & Mac Hardware and Software 02-11-2010, 14:33
Replies: 16
Views: 699
Posted By CravenHaven
You can let google check prices for you as well....

You can let google check prices for you as well. ebuyer used to be cheap, but now they push the free delivery and most products have become more expensive because of it. If you are ordering several...
Forum: General Discussion 02-11-2010, 14:23
Replies: 371
Views: 27,035
Posted By CravenHaven
If it costs money to deliver it, they should...

If it costs money to deliver it, they should charge for it. Losing money on orders due to free deliveries is anti-competitive because nobody will be able to last the course with them.
Forum: General Discussion 02-11-2010, 14:19
Replies: 262
Views: 9,124
Posted By CravenHaven
Expect full 15 years "life" tariff and a few...

Expect full 15 years "life" tariff and a few years for the knife. Jack Straw wanted 25 years for this sort of thing.
Forum: General Discussion 01-11-2010, 21:23
Replies: 28
Views: 1,384
Posted By CravenHaven
If you're getting thrills out of it, you're...

If you're getting thrills out of it, you're pushing it in the wrong hole.
Forum: General Discussion 01-11-2010, 21:02
Replies: 51
Views: 1,729
Posted By CravenHaven
When I'm using my real name I'll be completely...

When I'm using my real name I'll be completely upstanding. But while I'm a craven pseudonym on teh interweb, I'll just take the gear and laugh. Bwahaha.
Forum: General Discussion 01-11-2010, 20:55
Replies: 40
Views: 1,168
Posted By CravenHaven
If we pull out of the EU will we still get...

If we pull out of the EU will we still get eurovision, or do we have to pull out of the CCCP for that blessing?
I vote for the rhythm method.
Forum: General Discussion 01-11-2010, 20:51
Replies: 31
Views: 1,474
Posted By CravenHaven
No that's just mean and non-inclusive. Come on...

No that's just mean and non-inclusive. Come on now chaps, big push, remember we're all in this together. *cough* *bu11sh1t*
Forum: General Discussion 01-11-2010, 20:44
Replies: 34
Views: 1,873
Posted By CravenHaven
A really big plunger and a deep breath?

A really big plunger and a deep breath?
Forum: General Discussion 01-11-2010, 20:39
Replies: 31
Views: 1,474
Posted By CravenHaven
I think all cyclists without lights should be...

I think all cyclists without lights should be scooped up by a big machine like the one that eats the satellites in that James Bond movie, and they should be put to work pedalling to generate power ...
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