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Forum: Showbiz 09-04-2014, 13:56
Replies: 2,493
Views: 461,810
Posted By coldcomfort
LONDON EVENING YELL! Reporting by Kal Zepellin

A bakers' convention crashed and burned at a Brixton establishment last night with the perpetrators facing stiff fines following their none too savoury antics.
The Chef's Whites, a gastro-pub in...
Forum: Soaps 04-04-2014, 15:01
Replies: 95
Views: 3,637
Posted By coldcomfort
We were watching ED the other night when I...

We were watching ED the other night when I spotted a toy in Debbeh's gaff. Puzzled, I asked the OH if she'd got kids. He replied he didn't think so, but said there's someone in it called...
Forum: Showbiz 04-04-2014, 13:32
Replies: 2,493
Views: 461,810
Posted By coldcomfort
The Adventures of Old Davey Baker.

In Only a Fool and her Horses.

Well it's been an eventful few months since I started courting old Lettuce.
Trouble is, I can't say it's been all that fab of late. Oh, in the beginning it was fine,...
Forum: Soaps 03-04-2014, 14:29
Replies: 373
Views: 5,148
Posted By coldcomfort
It might be Lulu's fault. They were both in To...

It might be Lulu's fault. They were both in To Sir, With Love in the sixties. I know she's had work done but he looks old enough to be her grandad yet they're the same age. Recently, Eric's face...
Forum: Showbiz 02-04-2014, 14:54
Replies: 2,493
Views: 461,810
Posted By coldcomfort
Hi all. Like Collie, I've not been on for ages...

Hi all. Like Collie, I've not been on for ages either for the same reasons; i.e. the complete and utter pap spewed out by Lizard that is seriously hard to comment on, and, to echo other FMs, the DM...
Forum: Soaps 02-04-2014, 14:28
Replies: 8,031
Views: 853,197
Posted By coldcomfort
Indeed. Yes, it is I. Mother always used to...

Indeed. Yes, it is I. Mother always used to say, 'Spare the rod and spoil the child.' It is a creed I have held close to my bosom over the years. You don't often see Aldi and Asda as I tend to...
Forum: Soaps 01-04-2014, 16:26
Replies: 8,031
Views: 853,197
Posted By coldcomfort
The strangest SOR is how they've managed to raise...

The strangest SOR is how they've managed to raise Sid James from the dead and bring him back as Kevin. I keep having to check my telly mag to see if they've re-scheduled Corrie with a Carry On...
Forum: Showbiz 14-08-2013, 13:57
Replies: 2,493
Views: 461,810
Posted By coldcomfort
In Which I Decide To Become A Nun For A Day

I got this rancid missive from my agent.
'I'm cutting straight to the chase!' it began, without preamble. 'Your book sales have been an unmitigated disaster, reviews have been worse than dreadful...
Forum: Showbiz 06-08-2013, 14:30
Replies: 2,493
Views: 461,810
Posted By coldcomfort
I've not read either book but it would seem that...

I've not read either book but it would seem that Pirate Pete's Potty and Girl Least LIkely To have a common theme - sh1te.
Forum: Showbiz 22-07-2013, 15:13
Replies: 2,493
Views: 461,810
Posted By coldcomfort
The send-up on this was funny Habibti. In the...

The send-up on this was funny Habibti. In the comments section after it, plenty of people didn't know who she was and Googled her. I think the army of 'Liz loathers' will grow as a result as she...
Forum: Showbiz 17-07-2013, 13:15
Replies: 2,493
Views: 461,810
Posted By coldcomfort
Afterthought. Has anyone read the Lyrics to Girl...

Afterthought. Has anyone read the Lyrics to Girl Least Likely To by Morrissey? I could imagine Liz swooning to them, as if they'd been written especially for her.
Forum: Showbiz 17-07-2013, 12:34
Replies: 2,493
Views: 461,810
Posted By coldcomfort
Thanks Seabird - the house move itself went very...

Thanks Seabird - the house move itself went very smoothly. I think my poor chap could have done without the tantrums and shouting sprees I performed in the months leading up to it though. :o I...
Forum: Showbiz 16-07-2013, 15:40
Replies: 2,493
Views: 461,810
Posted By coldcomfort
Lol cathrin. :D I haven't been able to check out...

Lol cathrin. :D I haven't been able to check out the site for a while (house move, no internet), so I've had fun catching up today with all the posts. I definitely wouldn't fork out for 'The Book'...
Forum: Showbiz 03-06-2013, 15:13
Replies: 2,493
Views: 461,810
Posted By coldcomfort
I snorted with laughter at your comments,...

I snorted with laughter at your comments, CollieComber. :D I would actually read Lizard's ramblings just for the 'fun' element but certainly wouldn't want to pay anything to do that. I'll wait...
Forum: Showbiz 30-05-2013, 16:53
Replies: 2,493
Views: 461,810
Posted By coldcomfort
Excellent post AH! :D:D:D Well funny!

Excellent post AH! :D:D:D Well funny!
Forum: Soaps 27-05-2013, 18:45
Replies: 270
Views: 18,160
Posted By coldcomfort
Sorry folks. I didn't intend to annoy and admit...

Sorry folks. I didn't intend to annoy and admit I've let her awful character colour my view of the actress. :o Maybe she is good if she's had that effect?
Forum: Soaps 25-05-2013, 19:48
Replies: 270
Views: 18,160
Posted By coldcomfort
Thank you, Uncle Q and Hound. She's annoyed me...

Thank you, Uncle Q and Hound. She's annoyed me for so long I had to let off some steam. Earlier in the thread someone posted how nice she is in real life but I read, several months ago, that she...
Forum: Soaps 25-05-2013, 18:57
Replies: 270
Views: 18,160
Posted By coldcomfort
Numbnuts Robbie has now been ordered to do just...

Numbnuts Robbie has now been ordered to do just that, Uncle Q, by Mother of the Year Miss Debbie Dingle. Well, it had to happen, didn't it? I thought she'd limbo-danced low enough with alki Kerry...
Forum: Showbiz 22-05-2013, 14:22
Replies: 2,493
Views: 461,810
Posted By coldcomfort
Coldcomfort's Diary

In Which Things go from Fact to Fiction.

And so. I got up early on Monday and had a shower, then I went into town to buy bread from a recently opened pound shop. I'd bought some rolls the previous...
Forum: Showbiz 19-05-2013, 15:59
Replies: 2,493
Views: 461,810
Posted By coldcomfort
As predicted, the old sow's gone back to the...

As predicted, the old sow's gone back to the sick, injured and dead animals again. The Dreary's on a frigging loop! Why on earth would Nic mention in her text that the chicken was organic when she...
Forum: Showbiz 14-05-2013, 18:10
Replies: 2,493
Views: 461,810
Posted By coldcomfort
In Which My Bread and Butter could turn to Toast

So. I've burned my bridges and dumped the Rock Star. What now? How can I sustain my readership now my goose that laid the golden egg has been kicked from the nest?
Maybe, just maybe, I had been a...
Forum: Showbiz 14-05-2013, 17:32
Replies: 2,493
Views: 461,810
Posted By coldcomfort
I agree with you Fatsia. This Atticus must have...

I agree with you Fatsia. This Atticus must have been an on-the-spot dog whisperer - or indeed is the Lizard.
Forum: Showbiz 09-05-2013, 16:07
Replies: 2,493
Views: 461,810
Posted By coldcomfort
Thank you, Fatsia and Seabird. No, I'm not a...

Thank you, Fatsia and Seabird. No, I'm not a professional writer and have never had anything published, although I've got two novels that have been languishing on my computer for years - I just...
Forum: Showbiz 09-05-2013, 11:57
Replies: 2,493
Views: 461,810
Posted By coldcomfort
The Diary by Mistress Elizabeth Pepys-Jones

In Which I Suffer an Attack of the Vapours.

Alas. I am bereft as I pen these words as my minstrel suitor is far away in London Town, preparing to sing for the King, no less! He did inform me by...
Forum: Showbiz 08-05-2013, 17:40
Replies: 2,493
Views: 461,810
Posted By coldcomfort
Hiya. I've lost track a bit over the past couple...

Hiya. I've lost track a bit over the past couple of weeks (house stuff :yawn:), so decided to catch up today. I'm still scratching my head over the men in suits, knitting grannies and nipping...
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