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Forum: Showbiz 27-02-2015, 23:29
Replies: 113
Views: 3,797
Posted By petertard
He was a great humanitarian:...

He was a great humanitarian: http://www.cbc.ca/news/community/leonard-nimoy-died-of-copd-he-wanted-every-smoker-to-quit-1.2976181
Forum: Showbiz 27-02-2015, 19:59
Replies: 113
Views: 3,797
Posted By petertard
He was The Man.

He was The Man.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 26-02-2015, 22:49
Replies: 338
Views: 31,945
Posted By petertard
That doctor Cunk spoke to gave an intelligent...

That doctor Cunk spoke to gave an intelligent answer to a stupid question.
Forum: Politics 26-02-2015, 00:46
Replies: 14
Views: 398
Posted By petertard
An end to the WCA.

An end to the WCA.
Forum: Politics 25-02-2015, 22:41
Replies: 14
Views: 398
Posted By petertard
Why does no-one want to bribe the disabled to vote for them ?

Offers to the pensioners, because the parties think they will vote, but no-one offers anything to the disabled, no-one wants their votes - do the parties think the disabled will not vote, that they...
Forum: TV Shows: UK 25-02-2015, 21:51
Replies: 1,104
Views: 105,551
Posted By petertard
Hnery got her a special executioner with a sword...

Hnery got her a special executioner with a sword from France, at the cost of twenty pounds, but skimped on her coffin, as she had to be buried in an arrow chest, as he had blown the budget on getting...
Forum: TV Shows: UK 25-02-2015, 21:04
Replies: 1,104
Views: 105,551
Posted By petertard
I wish that cello would cease.

I wish that cello would cease.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 18-02-2015, 22:35
Replies: 1,104
Views: 105,551
Posted By petertard
Was that c-word really necessary ?

Was that c-word really necessary ?
Forum: TV Shows: UK 16-02-2015, 22:58
Replies: 69
Views: 4,916
Posted By petertard
Eric's conversation with his date was well genius.

Eric's conversation with his date was well genius.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 16-02-2015, 22:32
Replies: 348
Views: 18,835
Posted By petertard
This was anti-UKIP propaganda.

This was anti-UKIP propaganda.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 16-02-2015, 22:31
Replies: 69
Views: 4,916
Posted By petertard
It is well bonkers. It is meant to be surreal.

It is well bonkers. It is meant to be surreal.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 14-02-2015, 19:30
Replies: 128
Views: 7,906
Posted By petertard
Adele smashing up the piano was quite funny.

Adele smashing up the piano was quite funny.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 12-02-2015, 22:31
Replies: 338
Views: 31,945
Posted By petertard
Not much Cunk tonight. We want Cunk. We need more...

Not much Cunk tonight. We want Cunk. We need more Cunk.
Forum: General Discussion 09-02-2015, 23:05
Replies: 35
Views: 920
Posted By petertard
Shakespeare. I would ask him if he wrote the...

Shakespeare. I would ask him if he wrote the plays attributed to him.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 09-02-2015, 22:55
Replies: 977
Views: 57,163
Posted By petertard
Even Eddie Edwards could jump further than that....

Even Eddie Edwards could jump further than that. The WR is 246.5 metres.
Forum: General Discussion 09-02-2015, 22:45
Replies: 17
Views: 792
Posted By petertard
But Armstrong said the Gorsky story was bollocks....

But Armstrong said the Gorsky story was bollocks.

Anyway, more to the point, did Neil Armstrong have a strong arm ? That is the question.
Forum: General Discussion 09-02-2015, 21:31
Replies: 15
Views: 801
Posted By petertard
Ladies in waiting to the Queen

Blimey, Anne Boleyn was lady in waiting to Katherine of Arragon when she was Queen, and Jane Seymour was lady in waiting to Anne Boleyn when she was Queen: so, they were ladies in waiting to stab the...
Forum: Advice 09-02-2015, 17:32
Replies: 11
Views: 1,057
Posted By petertard
Is your urine colourless and diluted ? Do you...

Is your urine colourless and diluted ? Do you produce large volumes of it ?
Forum: General Discussion 08-02-2015, 21:19
Replies: 15
Views: 279
Posted By petertard
Sometimes the sperm whales blow up after they are...

Sometimes the sperm whales blow up after they are dead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5QnrdNq6Wc
Forum: General Discussion 08-02-2015, 21:07
Replies: 15
Views: 279
Posted By petertard
Sperm whales pinch fishermen's fish

It was on the tv, these fishermen in a boat in Alaska put their lines down to catch cod but about ten sperm whales stole and ate all the fish when they hauled it up, and all the fishermen had left...
Forum: TV Shows: UK 07-02-2015, 20:15
Replies: 338
Views: 31,945
Posted By petertard
Cunk is the Woman.

Cunk is the Woman.
Forum: Advice 07-02-2015, 17:50
Replies: 6
Views: 603
Posted By petertard
An internal wall.

An internal wall.
Forum: General Discussion 07-02-2015, 17:14
Replies: 27
Views: 898
Posted By petertard
Me ma said something like that, like they might...

Me ma said something like that, like they might not be that much like what we consider a penguin, but were like the ancestors of the penguins.
Forum: Advice 07-02-2015, 17:12
Replies: 6
Views: 603
Posted By petertard
Blown plaster

They say, tap the wall, and if it sounds hollow, the plaster is blown and should be replaced. But I have tapped parts of my walls and some sounds hollow, some solid and some a bit in between. How can...
Forum: General Discussion 07-02-2015, 16:54
Replies: 27
Views: 898
Posted By petertard
Is evolution so sudden ?

Is evolution so sudden ?
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