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Forum: General Discussion 29-07-2015, 11:27
Replies: 3
Views: 246
Posted By petertard
"the foul crimes done in my days of nature..."

That is wot Hamlet's dad told his son he done wot is why he is in Purgatory, but Hamlet says he was "So excellent a king". So, do "excellent" kings commit "foul crimes" as well as bad kings ?
Forum: Politics 28-07-2015, 11:36
Replies: 11
Views: 511
Posted By petertard
Is Alex Salmond slowly turning into a giant panda ?

He has a large round head and large droopy eyes. I saw him on the tv and then later a giant panda and I thought they look similar.
Forum: General Discussion 27-07-2015, 23:23
Replies: 104
Views: 3,957
Posted By petertard
If it goes to court, when the usher reads out the...

If it goes to court, when the usher reads out the charge, it is unlikely he will include the "with prostitutes" as part of the drugs indictment.
Forum: General Discussion 27-07-2015, 19:17
Replies: 104
Views: 3,957
Posted By petertard
"...with prostitutes..."

They say this guy, that lord, he was being investigated on allegations of "taking drugs with prostitutes", but wot have the prostitutes to do with it ? Surely, the crime is, the indictment would be...
Forum: Sport 24-07-2015, 21:47
Replies: 1,880
Views: 86,516
Posted By petertard
If it's hot and dry Bolt can make 9.65. The best...

If it's hot and dry Bolt can make 9.65. The best Gatlin could do is 9.70. Would much prefer Bolt to beat former cheat Gatlin.
Forum: Sport 24-07-2015, 21:41
Replies: 1,880
Views: 86,516
Posted By petertard
really poor start from Bolt but he can still win...

really poor start from Bolt but he can still win from behind. Maybe his start was so bad because of the rain on the track and the lower temperature.
Forum: Politics 24-07-2015, 00:26
Replies: 31
Views: 1,277
Posted By petertard
Kendall is too condescending

She says Labour party members are considering voting for Corbyn because they have been traumatised by defeat. It is just possible that they are voting for him because they believe in the policies he...
Forum: Politics 23-07-2015, 11:16
Replies: 2
Views: 414
Posted By petertard
Are the US police forces saying that...

...there might be a black in the Whitehouse, but that does not mean the average black will get treated any better than before ?
Forum: General Discussion 23-07-2015, 11:13
Replies: 11
Views: 543
Posted By petertard
It seems to say, if you don't want to be nagged...

It seems to say, if you don't want to be nagged to quit smoking, smoke more to give the nagger lung cancer so they are not able to nag you any more.
Forum: General Discussion 23-07-2015, 00:34
Replies: 11
Views: 543
Posted By petertard
Totally useless anti-smoking film

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9w3cP0npOs

He doesn't get lung cancer - his wife, the non-smoker does. That is the moral of the story. It doesn't kill him.
Forum: Politics 22-07-2015, 11:24
Replies: 121
Views: 3,340
Posted By petertard
Blair should STFU

He is yesterday's man, and cannot see the future. Labour cannot pull off the Blair con again, because things have moved on.
Forum: General Discussion 21-07-2015, 22:24
Replies: 172
Views: 6,404
Posted By petertard
Why modern mass-produced cigarettes are so...

Why modern mass-produced cigarettes are so (deliberately addictive: https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn3990-crack-nicotine-in-cigarettes-varies-widely/
Forum: General Discussion 20-07-2015, 20:52
Replies: 13
Views: 386
Posted By petertard
Copper, iron and magnesium

If you took the iron out of our blood and added copper it would be the blood the octopuses have, wot have the blue blood, and if you replaced it with magnesium, it would be the chlorophyll, wot the...
Forum: Politics 20-07-2015, 12:17
Replies: 12
Views: 545
Posted By petertard
Could Stephen Kinnock be the next Labour PM ?

That would be in 2025. He is much better spoken than his windbag father and you pay attention to what he is saying when he speaks.
Forum: Doctor Who 16-07-2015, 20:35
Replies: 32
Views: 1,573
Posted By petertard
The should have Davros resurrect Morbius and put...

The should have Davros resurrect Morbius and put him in a Dalek machine to house his brain, and then they could try to devise more evil schemes together.
Forum: Doctor Who 16-07-2015, 17:24
Replies: 32
Views: 1,573
Posted By petertard
Poor Morbius.

Poor Morbius.
Forum: Doctor Who 15-07-2015, 16:43
Replies: 32
Views: 1,573
Posted By petertard
The Brain of Morbius

Just saw it on the tv on Horror, and I feel sorry for Morbius.
Forum: Sport 12-07-2015, 18:43
Replies: 17,578
Views: 471,706
Posted By petertard
Becker is 47, but looks 10 years older. He needs...

Becker is 47, but looks 10 years older. He needs to go on Ten Years Younger.
Forum: Sport 12-07-2015, 18:18
Replies: 17,578
Views: 471,706
Posted By petertard
Will Fed get fed up with not being the best...

Will Fed get fed up with not being the best anymore ?
Forum: Sport 12-07-2015, 17:34
Replies: 17,578
Views: 471,706
Posted By petertard
Too much in the men's.

Too much in the men's.
Forum: Sport 12-07-2015, 17:31
Replies: 17,578
Views: 471,706
Posted By petertard
That was all about the age difference, 28 to 33;...

That was all about the age difference, 28 to 33; five years is too much a difference,
Forum: Sport 11-07-2015, 18:18
Replies: 17,578
Views: 471,706
Posted By petertard
Her shoulder has cost her at least 3 Slams and...

Her shoulder has cost her at least 3 Slams and the only one she can win now is the French, due to restricted serving.
Forum: Sport 11-07-2015, 18:10
Replies: 17,578
Views: 471,706
Posted By petertard
Well, when Maria Sharapova won her first and only...

Well, when Maria Sharapova won her first and only Wimbledon title, demolishing Serena, no-one could have predicted that she would never win the title ever again, and that Serena would so completely...
Forum: Sport 11-07-2015, 15:53
Replies: 17,578
Views: 471,706
Posted By petertard
Me ma said, "Did Serena win ?" and I said, "She...

Me ma said, "Did Serena win ?"

and I said, "She always does."
Forum: General Discussion 10-07-2015, 20:05
Replies: 122
Views: 4,962
Posted By petertard
What would he say if someone called him a c-word ?

What would he say if someone called him a c-word ?
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