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Forum: TV Shows: US Today, 09:54
Replies: 45
Views: 3,257
Posted By JimothyD
I hope this eventually leads to The Simpsons...

I hope this eventually leads to The Simpsons stopping altogether. It has been an embarrassing pile of garbage for a lot longer than it was good.
Forum: Broadcasting Yesterday, 09:05
Replies: 56
Views: 2,107
Posted By JimothyD
I was so incensed at these BBC errors that I went...

I was so incensed at these BBC errors that I went out with my shot gun and blasted 14 dogs.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 31-07-2015, 22:38
Replies: 1,069
Views: 149,324
Posted By JimothyD
Wrong.

Wrong.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 31-07-2015, 21:57
Replies: 1,069
Views: 149,324
Posted By JimothyD
She should definitely take it off.

She should definitely take it off.
Forum: Soaps 31-07-2015, 20:54
Replies: 283
Views: 6,085
Posted By JimothyD
Well with a lodger staying, that'll be the end of...

Well with a lodger staying, that'll be the end of Roys crazed hooker and cocaine nights in his flat.
Forum: General Discussion 31-07-2015, 17:35
Replies: 82
Views: 3,306
Posted By JimothyD
By 'holiday camp' do you mean 'prison' and by '2...

By 'holiday camp' do you mean 'prison' and by '2 quid an hour' do you mean 'a roasting in the showers'?
Forum: General Discussion 31-07-2015, 15:55
Replies: 82
Views: 3,306
Posted By JimothyD
Quality Controller for a travelling tarmac...

Quality Controller for a travelling tarmac driveway firm.
Forum: General Discussion 31-07-2015, 15:44
Replies: 27
Views: 1,067
Posted By JimothyD
They wear onions around their necks that makes...

They wear onions around their necks that makes them look stupid.
They have big long noses and continually look down them.
They are useless at war.
All their School children have to drink Orangina,...
Forum: General Discussion 31-07-2015, 15:32
Replies: 82
Views: 3,306
Posted By JimothyD
Chicken Chaser Budgie Smuggler Senior Garbage...

Chicken Chaser
Budgie Smuggler
Senior Garbage Attendant
Trainee Anus Inspector @ HM Prisons

I have no desire to do any of these jobs, and more importantly, I have no respect for the people that...
Forum: General Discussion 31-07-2015, 15:14
Replies: 66
Views: 2,512
Posted By JimothyD
I too like to use the word 'arrive' in place of...

I too like to use the word 'arrive' in place of 'climax' or 'orgasm'. It is all the more tasteful, as is the phrase 'to enjoy' rather than 'to smash', i.e. - 'she was delighted as the gentleman...
Forum: General Discussion 31-07-2015, 15:06
Replies: 46
Views: 1,507
Posted By JimothyD
????? Explain yourself.

?????

Explain yourself.
Forum: General Discussion 31-07-2015, 15:03
Replies: 46
Views: 1,507
Posted By JimothyD
Yes: The One Show (Alex Jones) 8 Out of Ten Cats...

Yes:

The One Show (Alex Jones)
8 Out of Ten Cats does Countdown (Rachel Riley)
Good Morning Britain (Susanna Reid, sometimes)
Sky Sport News 'HQ' for more than 15 minutes (various)
Forum: Broadcasting 30-07-2015, 22:42
Replies: 183
Views: 7,828
Posted By JimothyD
Strange one, this. I can't imagine many people...

Strange one, this. I can't imagine many people would sign up for Amazon Prime TV just for Top Gear. I certainly won't.
Forum: TV Shows: US 30-07-2015, 22:36
Replies: 276
Views: 20,598
Posted By JimothyD
He's been absolutely abysmal.

He's been absolutely abysmal.
Forum: TV Shows: US 29-07-2015, 23:23
Replies: 276
Views: 20,598
Posted By JimothyD
They could jib off Vince Vaughan and the series...

They could jib off Vince Vaughan and the series would be so much better. I'm not interested in his character at all but the 3 cops are interesting to me.
Forum: TV Shows: US 29-07-2015, 22:20
Replies: 276
Views: 20,598
Posted By JimothyD
1. Yes, the intro theme tune is cut differently...

1. Yes, the intro theme tune is cut differently from episode to episode.

2. Vince Vaughan is so far out of his league in this. The man cannot act.

3. The dialogue is ropey.

4. Rachel McAdams is...
Forum: Movies 28-07-2015, 23:17
Replies: 247
Views: 9,210
Posted By JimothyD
Last Tango in Paris High School sex comedy...

Last Tango in Paris
High School sex comedy following African-American foreign exchange student 'Last Tango' and his bed-hopping ambitions at a Paris High School.
Forum: General Discussion 28-07-2015, 18:24
Replies: 3,379
Views: 102,974
Posted By JimothyD
'Invasion' doesn't have to mean full scale ground...

'Invasion' doesn't have to mean full scale ground invasion and regime change. Incursions in to territories without consent from the local government is an invasion. The raid on Bin Ladens Obbotabad...
Forum: Movies 28-07-2015, 14:49
Replies: 247
Views: 9,210
Posted By JimothyD
Twins. Following the exploits of an over-sexed...

Twins.

Following the exploits of an over-sexed man who is obsessed with bedding twin sisters.
Forum: Movies 28-07-2015, 14:43
Replies: 247
Views: 9,210
Posted By JimothyD
Birdman (2014) A small town mayor with...

Birdman (2014)

A small town mayor with notoriously sexist views is kidnapped by militant feminists who, in an effort to punish him for his sexism, perform partial sex-change surgery on him, giving...
Forum: General Discussion 28-07-2015, 14:06
Replies: 57
Views: 2,282
Posted By JimothyD
Aren't you in a minimum wage job? And you...

Aren't you in a minimum wage job? And you regularly complain about your lot in life. No way you fit in to the 'testosterone' bracket.
Forum: Football 26-07-2015, 17:13
Replies: 276
Views: 6,405
Posted By JimothyD
Local police have a bit more clout that some...

Local police have a bit more clout that some bureaucrat at FIFA. If the Police want the kick off changing, FIFA will have to accommodate.
Forum: Broadcasting 26-07-2015, 17:04
Replies: 24
Views: 1,482
Posted By JimothyD
It was excellent for me, back before we had...

It was excellent for me, back before we had multi-channel TV. Before I discovered the joys of L!ve TV and the 10 minute preview on cable, I could enjoy the likes of 'Emmanuel' on Channel 5 as a young...
Forum: Football 26-07-2015, 09:32
Replies: 276
Views: 6,405
Posted By JimothyD
I hope Nicola Sturgeon and Alex Salmond are in...

I hope Nicola Sturgeon and Alex Salmond are in the executive seats at Hampden Park when Scotland play England, to see England smash the Scots 5-0. Sweet Jesus, that'd be beautiful.
Forum: General Discussion 19-07-2015, 07:42
Replies: 114
Views: 3,898
Posted By JimothyD
With the Chinese taking over, we'll soon be...

With the Chinese taking over, we'll soon be adopting their calendar.

I can't wait til we can use dates like 'April 9th Rat'. Each year will be like a new release of OSX. 'Merry Christmas and have a...
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