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Forum: Showbiz 14-04-2014, 15:17
Replies: 1,922
Views: 346,615
Posted By CollieComber
Dirty Baker to Well-Scrubbed Schoolboy

Hysteria in the household regarding the transformation of of the Dirty Baker: unkempt nails, fag ash everywhere, dirty clothes put in with clean etc etc. Letter arrives from m'learned friends...
Forum: Showbiz 02-04-2014, 10:41
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Views: 346,615
Posted By CollieComber
Marching...

Oh, and while we're on the subject of Herne Hill and snow on the higher slopes. Imagine, if you will, that the Priapic Pensioner has some form in this department (though I ma not suggesting this at...
Forum: Showbiz 02-04-2014, 10:16
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Views: 346,615
Posted By CollieComber
Loathesome Hack

Morning all! Haven't been on for a bit because, frankly, there's been nothing to say. Jonesey seems to be increasingly losing the plot, forgetting her previous lies, repeating herself ad nauseam and...
Forum: Showbiz 27-01-2014, 13:04
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Posted By CollieComber
Aha Cathrin! Let me draw aside the mysterious...

Aha Cathrin! Let me draw aside the mysterious veil of mystery regarding Jonesey's appalling dialogue! It's all about word-count. "I am" counts as two whilst "I'm" only counts as one! When you're a...
Forum: Showbiz 22-01-2014, 11:42
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Views: 346,615
Posted By CollieComber
69 Million Readers

It's a wonder she's only sold 27 copies of the Misery Memoir then...
Forum: Big Brother 21-01-2014, 09:27
Replies: 39
Views: 3,312
Posted By CollieComber
Oh, and she's got a bloody great Land Rover.

Oh, and she's got a bloody great Land Rover.
Forum: Big Brother 21-01-2014, 09:26
Replies: 39
Views: 3,312
Posted By CollieComber
At last! A voice of sanity!! All Jizzy was doing...

At last! A voice of sanity!! All Jizzy was doing was being herself. She has no sense of humour, no empathy, no ability to create the comic 'masterpiece' being cited here. If you told her her...
Forum: Showbiz 20-01-2014, 08:46
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Views: 346,615
Posted By CollieComber
At last! At last Jonesey showed a flash of her...

At last! At last Jonesey showed a flash of her true colours last night! We had the double whammy of her slagging off a young, attractive, intelligent housemate (who is also a mother *swoons*) for...
Forum: Showbiz 17-01-2014, 11:19
Replies: 1,922
Views: 346,615
Posted By CollieComber
Exactly the same as the Dreary: regurgitation of...

Exactly the same as the Dreary: regurgitation of other peoples' comments word for word, offensive 'joke', vapid generalisations. Er... that's it.
Forum: Showbiz 14-01-2014, 20:51
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Views: 346,615
Posted By CollieComber
The "jellyfish sting woman" was her bereaved...

The "jellyfish sting woman" was her bereaved sister who had lost her son. The prosecution rests.
Forum: Showbiz 14-01-2014, 15:30
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Views: 346,615
Posted By CollieComber
Sociopath?

Afternoon Chums! I'm coming to this a bit late having been out of the country. Plaudits all round to the usual posters, bashing the nail on the noggin regarding Jonesey's social incompetence! I have...
Forum: Showbiz 02-10-2013, 11:13
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Views: 346,615
Posted By CollieComber
Actually, both Jonesey's 'businesses' are now...

Actually, both Jonesey's 'businesses' are now non-trading. Farmaround has Isobel Thing as director (plus one other) but not Jonesey. Net assets at last audit 700-ish.
Forum: Showbiz 01-10-2013, 13:29
Replies: 1,922
Views: 346,615
Posted By CollieComber
You may be interested to know that WAGfree...

You may be interested to know that WAGfree Brixton is registered to an address in Esher (crucial!) where two of the majority shareholders live. Dscrace holds a nominal 5%... evidently not enough to...
Forum: Showbiz 12-08-2013, 18:51
Replies: 1,922
Views: 346,615
Posted By CollieComber
It seems that only two attendees had read the...

It seems that only two attendees had read the 'book'... and they both hated it! There was a certain amount of hostility, by all accounts...
Forum: Showbiz 11-08-2013, 22:21
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Views: 346,615
Posted By CollieComber
Good work Lottie! Mmmm... that combats 'n' grey...

Good work Lottie! Mmmm... that combats 'n' grey rag look really says 'concerned' to me! Btw, is it just me or does she have truly enormous hands?!
Forum: Showbiz 11-08-2013, 20:25
Replies: 1,922
Views: 346,615
Posted By CollieComber
Spare Change Guv?

By the way, Her Lizzieness turned up on the telly on Saturday, quite by accident. She was attending a demo in Trafalgar Sq. and was in the background when some talking head was being interviewed (she...
Forum: Showbiz 11-08-2013, 20:21
Replies: 1,922
Views: 346,615
Posted By CollieComber
Sorry to disagree, but her fashion writing is...

Sorry to disagree, but her fashion writing is shockingly bad. Leaving aside her ridiculous day-to-day blathering about the 'cigarette pant' and 'nude bodycon', her recent retrospectives on both...
Forum: Showbiz 08-08-2013, 19:17
Replies: 1,922
Views: 346,615
Posted By CollieComber
Meet 'n' Sneer

The trip through the looking glass is now complete.. the 'meet the author' in London's glittering West End is scheduled to last two hours. A staffer at DM will spend 15 mins introducing the old hag....
Forum: Showbiz 23-07-2013, 17:55
Replies: 1,922
Views: 346,615
Posted By CollieComber
I am pretty sure the 'crowd' will be negatively...

I am pretty sure the 'crowd' will be negatively weighted, from what I understand. Should be... lively!
Forum: Showbiz 22-07-2013, 19:23
Replies: 1,922
Views: 346,615
Posted By CollieComber
Well, well... the book-signing is sold out....

Well, well... the book-signing is sold out. But... The Mail reserves the right to cancel at no notice and tickets are non-refundable. Who'll offer odds on it going ahead??
Forum: Showbiz 20-07-2013, 07:04
Replies: 1,922
Views: 346,615
Posted By CollieComber
Just a quickie... The Dreary is up a day early...

Just a quickie... The Dreary is up a day early online. She names a few names and it's worth a gander for those she doesn't name: the RS, Trever, Jeremy... Go and have a gander, it's almost worth it!
Forum: Showbiz 19-07-2013, 19:37
Replies: 1,922
Views: 346,615
Posted By CollieComber
I watched her 'performance' with the usual teeth...

I watched her 'performance' with the usual teeth grinding. I agree the presenters were absolute rubbish at interviewing, but one thing stood out: whenever J or E said "it's the parents you have a...
Forum: Showbiz 17-07-2013, 08:18
Replies: 1,922
Views: 346,615
Posted By CollieComber
Bearing in mind she's being pimped out by the...

Bearing in mind she's being pimped out by the publishers, couldn't they spare a minute to brief her first? For God's sake, trotting out the same half-a-dozen bits of tripe (Janice...
Forum: Showbiz 17-07-2013, 06:52
Replies: 1,922
Views: 346,615
Posted By CollieComber
Astor mentions her 'well documented' anorexia. Is...

Astor mentions her 'well documented' anorexia. Is it? Really? We see her mention it repeatedly, and we see various interviewers repeat what she tells them to say. All the photos I've seen seem to...
Forum: Showbiz 16-07-2013, 19:11
Replies: 1,922
Views: 346,615
Posted By CollieComber
Agreed on both major points... the DM are...

Agreed on both major points... the DM are starting to militate against her (as per my earlier post) and we will, certainly, be bombarded by dead animals for months now! Mind you, I think she was...
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