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Forum: Soaps Today, 00:05
Replies: 13
Views: 385
Posted By Uncle Quentin
Mike's son had a Beefeater's furry helmet as a...

Mike's son had a Beefeater's furry helmet as a hairstyle.
He looked a complete berk.

There was also another son who was ploughing Mike's wife, Tina Dingle.

Mike didn't have much luck with sons.
It...
Forum: Soaps Yesterday, 20:59
Replies: 33
Views: 2,487
Posted By Uncle Quentin
:D:D:D:D That could happen. See the way tonight...

:D:D:D:D

That could happen.
See the way tonight he twisted Declan around his finger and got himself a free pad for him and that new bird of his?!

Not only a free pad, but one with an already...
Forum: Soaps Yesterday, 20:54
Replies: 10
Views: 528
Posted By Uncle Quentin
I really hope so mate. I dream of the day she...

I really hope so mate.
I dream of the day she runs off with some poor bugger.
Forum: Soaps Yesterday, 20:35
Replies: 10
Views: 528
Posted By Uncle Quentin
I was so angry watching tonight's Corrie, the...

I was so angry watching tonight's Corrie, the missus made me go and water the garden in order to calm myself down.
I've done that, but I'm still shaking with rage here.

No sooner has my mate Gail...
Forum: Soaps Yesterday, 18:22
Replies: 33
Views: 2,487
Posted By Uncle Quentin
Mate, it's only a matter of time before he'll be...

Mate, it's only a matter of time before he'll be getting fresh with your Geraldine, tapping the side of his nose and calling you a Fat-egg.
In your own house as well.

I wouldn't stand for that sort...
Forum: Soaps Yesterday, 12:23
Replies: 33
Views: 2,487
Posted By Uncle Quentin
Spot on Janet. R Sammy will be back at Home Farm...

Spot on Janet.

R Sammy will be back at Home Farm tonight I expect, asking Declan to buy him a cottage, some fancy clothes and a nice car.

His well thought out reasoning will be ... "Well ... you've...
Forum: Soaps 08-07-2014, 21:55
Replies: 11
Views: 748
Posted By Uncle Quentin
Calm down PC Policeyman, we're just talking about...

Calm down PC Policeyman, we're just talking about her attitude.

Nothing to see here, move on please.
Forum: Soaps 08-07-2014, 20:53
Replies: 45
Views: 1,140
Posted By Uncle Quentin
:D:D:D:D I remember them days matey. Our milk...

:D:D:D:D

I remember them days matey.

Our milk came in bags too, you had to cut both corners to make it pour properly, after you'd placed the bag into that free blue plastic jug.
We also listened to...
Forum: Soaps 08-07-2014, 20:36
Replies: 11
Views: 748
Posted By Uncle Quentin
ED: Gabby's Face

Good grief, what has Gobby become these days, she looks absolutely terrifying.
If looks could kill eh.
Imagine accidentally bumping into her down a dimly lit alley when you’re tripping your nuts off...
Forum: Soaps 08-07-2014, 18:41
Replies: 55
Views: 3,672
Posted By Uncle Quentin
Evening Mo. I suspect this is because Leanne is...

Evening Mo.

I suspect this is because Leanne is now hoping that Nick actually does harm Curly.
Indeed I reckon she's secretly praying he offs the little bugger.
Two birds, one stone, etc etc.

Now...
Forum: Soaps 08-07-2014, 17:54
Replies: 45
Views: 1,140
Posted By Uncle Quentin
Knowing that if I 'played up' while Corrie was...

Knowing that if I 'played up' while Corrie was on, my mam would beat me with the wooden hairbrush.

Mind you it was the early 1970s, and parents were not only allowed to beat their kids back then, it...
Forum: Soaps 08-07-2014, 15:54
Replies: 25
Views: 1,240
Posted By Uncle Quentin
Kelly Windsor out of Emmy did quite well in that...

Kelly Windsor out of Emmy did quite well in that shoe shop she was working in, out in LA.
They were even considering promoting her to deputy assistant manager.
Forum: Soaps 08-07-2014, 11:18
Replies: 55
Views: 3,672
Posted By Uncle Quentin
That's the only stroke of luck Peter has had this...

That's the only stroke of luck Peter has had this past couple of years.
Forum: Soaps 08-07-2014, 10:54
Replies: 9
Views: 695
Posted By Uncle Quentin
The investigation will be recommencing as soon as...

The investigation will be recommencing as soon as that woman detective returns from 'The Beautiful People's Club.'
Forum: Soaps 08-07-2014, 10:46
Replies: 24
Views: 1,462
Posted By Uncle Quentin
Oldest trick in the book that, the old "I don't...

Oldest trick in the book that, the old "I don't want to take advantage of you" method.

That one's gotten Uncle Q loads of fur coat in the past.

I am genuinely wondering what it is the girls see in...
Forum: Soaps 07-07-2014, 22:27
Replies: 24
Views: 848
Posted By Uncle Quentin
Oh right. I assumed it was because I popped mine...

Oh right.
I assumed it was because I popped mine into the oven and then kept my eye on it - when really, I should had been waddling down the street poking my nose into every feckers business.

You...
Forum: Soaps 07-07-2014, 22:16
Replies: 24
Views: 848
Posted By Uncle Quentin
Fiz's burnt pie is one I've attempted to recreate...

Fiz's burnt pie is one I've attempted to recreate a few times.

Sadly all mine have come out of the over perfectly golden brown.

I'd love to know her secret.
Forum: Soaps 07-07-2014, 22:13
Replies: 10
Views: 808
Posted By Uncle Quentin
Deirdre's cooking always hits the spot, whether...

Deirdre's cooking always hits the spot, whether it's marrow or turkey strips.

Just like Colonel Sanders, it contains a secret ingredient - but also just like the Colonol, she'll never ever...
Forum: Soaps 06-07-2014, 14:59
Replies: 21
Views: 1,708
Posted By Uncle Quentin
By the time sex-line bird turns up, £700 or more...

By the time sex-line bird turns up, £700 or more will have been pilfered from the family pot, and that pay-phone in their front room will have fallen off the wall from sheer weight of coinage.
The...
Forum: Soaps 06-07-2014, 14:19
Replies: 51
Views: 3,260
Posted By Uncle Quentin
I can stretch to a bottle of Thunderbird...

I can stretch to a bottle of Thunderbird mate.
Each!

I know a great park bench too, I think my 'court' trousers are still over there.
Forum: Soaps 06-07-2014, 13:33
Replies: 51
Views: 3,260
Posted By Uncle Quentin
You can 'rinse' me any time you like OJ. :) I'm...

You can 'rinse' me any time you like OJ. :)

I'm as poor as a church mouse mind and the arse is hanging out of me jeans, but I reckon I'm still ripe for rinsing sweetheart.
Forum: Soaps 06-07-2014, 13:05
Replies: 51
Views: 3,260
Posted By Uncle Quentin
Has he bought Todd-no-longer-Hitler that car...

Has he bought Todd-no-longer-Hitler that car yet?
I'm sure they were banging on about one the other day.
That seemed a great idea, even though folk on the street have nowhere to park one, no visible...
Forum: Soaps 06-07-2014, 12:56
Replies: 11
Views: 1,196
Posted By Uncle Quentin
Good for you Kitty, there's not enough of us...

Good for you Kitty, there's not enough of us drunks on here mate. :)
Forum: Soaps 06-07-2014, 11:12
Replies: 11
Views: 1,196
Posted By Uncle Quentin
Yeah she was a good old stick mate. Ten bottles...

Yeah she was a good old stick mate.
Ten bottles of Barley Wine on a Saturday night, then she'd smash the front room up if United had lost on Match of the Day.
I think she's still looking for Denis...
Forum: Soaps 06-07-2014, 10:39
Replies: 21
Views: 1,708
Posted By Uncle Quentin
I suspect it's not faces he's pulling Maria, but...

I suspect it's not faces he's pulling Maria, but another part of his anatomy, the seedy little git!

;-)

By lifting folded out of the family pot, he's taking food out of little Samson's mouth, just...
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