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Forum: General Discussion 30-12-2010, 21:01
Replies: 42
Views: 1,329
Posted By Alt-F4
My advice is to go skiing in the austrian alps....

My advice is to go skiing in the austrian alps. It's much more fun and there's loads of drinking and shagging to be done.

That will take your mind off christmas celebrity twatf*cks 2010.
Forum: General Discussion 30-12-2010, 20:48
Replies: 32
Views: 1,293
Posted By Alt-F4
Really? I heard he had a small hand in it

Really? I heard he had a small hand in it
Forum: General Discussion 30-12-2010, 20:28
Replies: 11
Views: 1,601
Posted By Alt-F4
If I can find some torrents that aren't crappy...

If I can find some torrents that aren't crappy PDFs I might actually be arsed to use it.

I downloaded that 80,000 author one - 28 bastard gigabytes of it - and they're all lit and PDF. I'd...
Forum: General Discussion 30-12-2010, 19:35
Replies: 32
Views: 1,293
Posted By Alt-F4
He donates a lot to my earache.

He donates a lot to my earache.
Forum: General Discussion 29-12-2010, 21:01
Replies: 18
Views: 740
Posted By Alt-F4
Damn. my sarcasm is slipping.

Damn. my sarcasm is slipping.
Forum: General Discussion 29-12-2010, 20:46
Replies: 18
Views: 740
Posted By Alt-F4
So does this...

So does this thread

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=1404507&highlight=swarovski
Forum: Tablets and e-Readers 29-12-2010, 20:44
Replies: 17
Views: 917
Posted By Alt-F4
I used to have a creative zen 30gb. The greatest...

I used to have a creative zen 30gb. The greatest feature, I mean the BEST thing ever about it, was that apple had not been anywhere near it. I would torrent all manner of MP3s and videos and just...
Forum: General Discussion 29-12-2010, 19:55
Replies: 181
Views: 8,780
Posted By Alt-F4
The linear bannings are warning, 24hrs, 48hrs, 2...

The linear bannings are warning, 24hrs, 48hrs, 2 weeks, permaban but it's not necessarily adhered to. From what I gather they look at your ban history which may add to the decision based on the...
Forum: General Discussion 29-12-2010, 14:06
Replies: 106
Views: 5,951
Posted By Alt-F4
Reporting for duty. Sounds like a hardware...

Reporting for duty.





Sounds like a hardware fault. Have you err...spilt anything on the keyboard?

You might have some success reseating the keyboard but that depends on how easy it is to take...
Forum: General Discussion 28-12-2010, 15:25
Replies: 54
Views: 3,742
Posted By Alt-F4
Brains

Brains
Forum: General Discussion 28-12-2010, 14:41
Replies: 28
Views: 2,102
Posted By Alt-F4
By a staggering coincidence, 135,000 is exactly...

By a staggering coincidence, 135,000 is exactly how much it costs to pay the sun to place blatant advertising in their news section.

I just valued my cock on their website...

q) "How much for my...
Forum: General Discussion 28-12-2010, 14:31
Replies: 112
Views: 5,162
Posted By Alt-F4
15 pints of lager, a kebab and a handjob in the...

15 pints of lager, a kebab and a handjob in the co-op doorway
Forum: General Discussion 28-12-2010, 14:29
Replies: 169
Views: 4,913
Posted By Alt-F4
Who gives a shit? It's just a number that...

Who gives a shit? It's just a number that increments when the earth has been round the sun, and it was started by some bloke called Dionysius some 500 years after the birth of bullshit.
Forum: General Discussion 28-12-2010, 13:18
Replies: 57
Views: 2,123
Posted By Alt-F4
Or perhaps you don't have a fully functioning...

Or perhaps you don't have a fully functioning brain and cannot understand the concept of a pretty simple paradigm shift.
Forum: General Discussion 28-12-2010, 13:11
Replies: 57
Views: 2,123
Posted By Alt-F4
The point is, that you live in a country with a...

The point is, that you live in a country with a capitalist economic system where so long as you have arms, legs and a fully functioning brain, only you the individual can put yourself in a position...
Forum: General Discussion 28-12-2010, 12:46
Replies: 57
Views: 2,123
Posted By Alt-F4
So you have no food, water, electricity? Or...

So you have no food, water, electricity?

Or nowhere to live? Wet, cold, starving, diseased?
Forum: General Discussion 28-12-2010, 12:40
Replies: 57
Views: 2,123
Posted By Alt-F4
The people who experience poverty on that kind of...

The people who experience poverty on that kind of scale, it's not their fault either.

Could you elaborate on what you mean by "been without money"?
Forum: General Discussion 27-12-2010, 19:00
Replies: 4
Views: 686
Posted By Alt-F4
OK, let me know of further developments as they...

OK, let me know of further developments as they happen.
Forum: General Discussion 27-12-2010, 18:52
Replies: 46
Views: 3,174
Posted By Alt-F4
M&S. Free vibrating anus brush.

M&S. Free vibrating anus brush.
Forum: General Discussion 27-12-2010, 18:45
Replies: 24
Views: 1,166
Posted By Alt-F4
Only those with no fashion sense or style would...

Only those with no fashion sense or style would display a piece of card with crap picture on it anywhere in their house. Remove and deposit all cheques/money and file them in the kitchen drawer (in...
Forum: General Discussion 27-12-2010, 18:29
Replies: 46
Views: 3,174
Posted By Alt-F4
A portable walrus polishing kit

A portable walrus polishing kit
Forum: General Discussion 23-12-2010, 11:44
Replies: 251
Views: 12,259
Posted By Alt-F4
I thought that kind of humour had been left in...

I thought that kind of humour had been left in the 80s, must be making a come back.
Forum: General Discussion 23-12-2010, 08:59
Replies: 109
Views: 2,888
Posted By Alt-F4
Not me you don't.

Not me you don't.
Forum: General Discussion 23-12-2010, 03:22
Replies: 31
Views: 2,113
Posted By Alt-F4
I'd guess any suicide is a potential...

I'd guess any suicide is a potential homicide.

There's a thread on SA posted by a girl who does autopsies. I'll quote some of the OP and the thread link (I don't know how easy it is to read without...
Forum: General Discussion 22-12-2010, 23:19
Replies: 37
Views: 1,327
Posted By Alt-F4
Vibrating buttock clamps

Vibrating buttock clamps
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