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Forum: Showbiz Today, 08:28
Replies: 67
Views: 4,076
Posted By Azura's Star
Yup. Having to type with only one hand because...

Yup.
Having to type with only one hand because the other one is busy probably doesn't help with the spelling and grammar either.
;-)
Forum: Showbiz Today, 08:22
Replies: 8
Views: 409
Posted By Azura's Star
Bearing in mind that she seems to be basing her...

Bearing in mind that she seems to be basing her entire career around the length of time she can shove her head up Simon Cowell's backside it really wouldn't surprise me.
Who better to judge a talent...
Forum: Showbiz Today, 07:25
Replies: 8
Views: 409
Posted By Azura's Star
Les Dennis should thank his lucky stars he's not...

Les Dennis should thank his lucky stars he's not still stuck with the hideous old bag.
She's about as lovely as she is talented.;-)
Forum: Showbiz Today, 06:18
Replies: 8
Views: 409
Posted By Azura's Star
Are you joking OP? She's a vile, cackling...

Are you joking OP?
She's a vile, cackling hag.
And as for looking 22 - in dog years maybe.
Forum: Showbiz Yesterday, 19:19
Replies: 2,087
Views: 199,427
Posted By Azura's Star
I don't think it's creepy either. I can see how...

I don't think it's creepy either.
I can see how the styling might be a bit much for some tastes, but it is KP, a woman who has previously gone out dressed as a unicorn and a pair of giant lips, and...
Forum: Showbiz 25-03-2015, 11:45
Replies: 67
Views: 4,076
Posted By Azura's Star
Any non-pregnant woman wearing a loose or baggy...

Any non-pregnant woman wearing a loose or baggy top is always "sparking pregnancy rumours".





Poor Suki.
The devastation is all over her face.

Have you alerted Mrs Leicester Hunk to the fact that...
Forum: Showbiz 24-03-2015, 18:12
Replies: 67
Views: 4,076
Posted By Azura's Star
Women never just go shopping with their kids....

Women never just go shopping with their kids. They are always struggling with their bags or "juggling" their shopping and their "adorable tots".

Men never just spend time with their kids. They play...
Forum: Showbiz 22-03-2015, 18:22
Replies: 44
Views: 4,497
Posted By Azura's Star
From the woman who posted pictures of her...

From the woman who posted pictures of her tattooed arse on the internet, and spends most of her time gyrating on stage in her underwear.
FFS.
Forum: Showbiz 22-03-2015, 17:50
Replies: 626
Views: 48,357
Posted By Azura's Star
You can you know. He's a bone idle git who's...

You can you know. He's a bone idle git who's never done a hard day's work in his life.
I've never seen him do anything that doesn't directly benefit him.
Look at how much effort he put into trawling...
Forum: Showbiz 21-03-2015, 15:19
Replies: 626
Views: 48,357
Posted By Azura's Star
It could very well be that arty. Or it could just...

It could very well be that arty.
Or it could just be because he's a bloody moron.
Forum: Showbiz 21-03-2015, 14:00
Replies: 626
Views: 48,357
Posted By Azura's Star
I'm afraid you're talking nonsense Hmm. Tangoman...

I'm afraid you're talking nonsense Hmm.
Tangoman is the only parent in the world who is teaching his children good manners. The rest of us can only look on in awe as he bestrides the world of...
Forum: Showbiz 20-03-2015, 19:51
Replies: 626
Views: 48,357
Posted By Azura's Star
I think he's hoping it won't happen at all. But...

I think he's hoping it won't happen at all.
But ever the optimist, I'm buying myself a new hat just in case.
Presumably we won't need to book the day off work as it'll be declared a national holiday.
Forum: Showbiz 20-03-2015, 14:15
Replies: 626
Views: 48,357
Posted By Azura's Star
I've just had a quick read. It looks like...

I've just had a quick read.
It looks like Tangoman and Dr ShyandPrivate aren't fooling as many people as they used to.
Strangely, the words creepy, sleazy, desperate and weird seem to be cropping up...
Forum: Showbiz 18-03-2015, 19:27
Replies: 626
Views: 48,357
Posted By Azura's Star
I think he's wary because while he liked the idea...

I think he's wary because while he liked the idea of having a young, intelligent girlfriend - it fitted his new image of pretending to be classy, he didn't bank on being saddled with a new wife and...
Forum: Showbiz 18-03-2015, 19:10
Replies: 626
Views: 48,357
Posted By Azura's Star
And male pattern baldness.

And male pattern baldness.
Forum: Showbiz 18-03-2015, 10:44
Replies: 626
Views: 48,357
Posted By Azura's Star
I think you're protesting way too much,...

I think you're protesting way too much, particularly in light of your reputation as this thread's TM obsessive.
What if I put my hand in my pocket and buy you and Blondie a ticket each, and treat you...
Forum: Showbiz 17-03-2015, 19:22
Replies: 134
Views: 30,436
Posted By Azura's Star
I suppose anything's possible. I'm just not sure...

I suppose anything's possible.
I'm just not sure I'd credit Chantelle with the intelligence to invent such a cunning plan or the acting ability to pull it off.
Forum: Showbiz 17-03-2015, 18:40
Replies: 626
Views: 48,357
Posted By Azura's Star
Sorry Hmm, but if I'm going barmy I'm taking...

Sorry Hmm, but if I'm going barmy I'm taking someone down with me, and unfortunately it looks like it's going to be you.
;-)





I think it's a weave and a toupee. And possibly a ferret as well just...
Forum: Showbiz 17-03-2015, 17:59
Replies: 134
Views: 30,436
Posted By Azura's Star
That does seem to be unnecessarily unfair to...

That does seem to be unnecessarily unfair to smacked arses everywhere.





I never realised that being papped whilst looking mardy and whining on Twitter actually qualified someone to be a "media...
Forum: Showbiz 17-03-2015, 17:28
Replies: 626
Views: 48,357
Posted By Azura's Star
Yes it is. I think I'm having yet another of my...

Yes it is.
I think I'm having yet another of my :confused: episodes.
Some people seem to have a problem with KP's recent "parading" of the fabulous Harvey, to whit, one interview on This Morning.
But...
Forum: Showbiz 17-03-2015, 16:34
Replies: 71
Views: 11,143
Posted By Azura's Star
I really think that Harvey shows the absolute...

I really think that Harvey shows the absolute best of her.
I know that normally she'll stoop to almost any depths to publicise herself, but I think that in this particular case, it's much less "Look...
Forum: Showbiz 17-03-2015, 15:18
Replies: 626
Views: 48,357
Posted By Azura's Star
I completely agree that the issue about whether...

I completely agree that the issue about whether Emily gets paid directly or indirectly isn't that relevant.
Even if the rag mag in question doesn't actually hand her a cheque for her share of the...
Forum: Showbiz 14-03-2015, 17:05
Replies: 626
Views: 48,357
Posted By Azura's Star
Can you imagine the ( completely justified )...

Can you imagine the ( completely justified ) slating that Kieron would get if he was pratting about in photoshoots with Junior and Princess, whilst you only ever got to see the highly intelligent and...
Forum: Showbiz 14-03-2015, 14:15
Replies: 626
Views: 48,357
Posted By Azura's Star
Perhaps not. But she presumably does have a say...

Perhaps not.
But she presumably does have a say over what she does. And she has chosen to appear in photoshoots with Junior and Princess.
She is condoning the exploitation for money of someone else's...
Forum: Showbiz 13-03-2015, 16:36
Replies: 71
Views: 11,143
Posted By Azura's Star
Absolutely. Despite that utter plonker Pip...

Absolutely.
Despite that utter plonker Pip Schofield trying to portray himself as ITV's answer to Jeremy Paxman, This Morning is the televisual equivalent of OK. If they didn't feature an endless...
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