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Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 23:43
Replies: 48
Views: 949
Posted By sweh
Or maybe, it's down to the average man to keep...

Or maybe, it's down to the average man to keep his dick in his pants and his mind on Jesus.
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 22:56
Replies: 40
Views: 996
Posted By sweh
Jeans and a top to sit around the house?! Good...

Jeans and a top to sit around the house?! Good Lord! That is, in all honestly, my idea of hell.

You remind me of my mother. She's always telling me off about my daytime pyjamas. All I can say to...
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 21:53
Replies: 40
Views: 996
Posted By sweh
The second I'm home it's pyjamas on, make up off...

The second I'm home it's pyjamas on, make up off and hair up.

I have day time pyjamas and night time pyjamas. I cannot wear proper clothes and be home alone, it feels weird.
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 07:40
Replies: 45
Views: 2,098
Posted By sweh
I only hit that snooze button twice this morning!...

I only hit that snooze button twice this morning! I'm so proud, you don't even understand. This is a big deal to me.
Forum: General Discussion 29-07-2014, 21:13
Replies: 137
Views: 1,548
Posted By sweh
Calling people out ain't respectful fam. Not...

Calling people out ain't respectful fam.

Not interested in a comment? Why make a thread then?
Forum: General Discussion 28-07-2014, 23:41
Replies: 76
Views: 1,425
Posted By sweh
Wow, really? That person sounds like a total dick.

Wow, really? That person sounds like a total dick.
Forum: General Discussion 28-07-2014, 23:33
Replies: 76
Views: 1,425
Posted By sweh
But then how can you not bubble? HOW? You...

But then how can you not bubble? HOW? You squelch, don't you?

I can't believe you don't bubble on de gyal dem.
Forum: General Discussion 28-07-2014, 23:31
Replies: 76
Views: 1,425
Posted By sweh
It's been ages since I've seen you around!...

It's been ages since I've seen you around!

Anyway, Hardstyler eat up the hummus - you have two targets now. Mwaha.
Forum: General Discussion 28-07-2014, 23:29
Replies: 76
Views: 1,425
Posted By sweh
Not even a little plop of an air bubble?...

Not even a little plop of an air bubble?

Brooooo you sure you're farting? I think you're queefing.
Forum: General Discussion 28-07-2014, 23:27
Replies: 76
Views: 1,425
Posted By sweh
No, do it in this one's direction. *hands...

No, do it in this one's direction.

*hands Hardstyler a lighter as well as a gallon of hummus*
Forum: General Discussion 28-07-2014, 23:24
Replies: 76
Views: 1,425
Posted By sweh
Hardstyler, when you feel that gas bubbling...

Hardstyler, when you feel that gas bubbling through your intestines, stick the one I've quoted's head under the duvet and let it rip. Kthnx.
Forum: General Discussion 28-07-2014, 23:22
Replies: 76
Views: 1,425
Posted By sweh
Naaah. Next you'll be telling me hardstyle ain't...

Naaah. Next you'll be telling me hardstyle ain't got nothing on Hi NRG.

Do a fart dubstep remix if you're 'ard enough.
Forum: General Discussion 28-07-2014, 23:14
Replies: 76
Views: 1,425
Posted By sweh
Don't waste your time. These guys wouldn't even...

Don't waste your time. These guys wouldn't even know trance if someone hypnotised them.
Forum: General Discussion 28-07-2014, 23:03
Replies: 76
Views: 1,425
Posted By sweh
Do you have problems with eructation as well?

Do you have problems with eructation as well?
Forum: General Discussion 28-07-2014, 22:58
Replies: 76
Views: 1,425
Posted By sweh
Your head in? Sure you don't mean blow out your...

Your head in? Sure you don't mean blow out your sphincter?
Forum: General Discussion 28-07-2014, 22:52
Replies: 250
Views: 5,928
Posted By sweh
I love, love, love Subway! Southwest sauce is...

I love, love, love Subway!

Southwest sauce is the nectar of the Gods.
Forum: General Discussion 28-07-2014, 17:57
Replies: 66
Views: 1,274
Posted By sweh
Is it creamed sweetcorn, corn on the cob...

Is it creamed sweetcorn, corn on the cob sweetcorn or just a tin of sweetcorn?

This is make it or break it.
Forum: General Discussion 28-07-2014, 14:10
Replies: 29
Views: 893
Posted By sweh
The day old people start fist bumping is the day...

The day old people start fist bumping is the day I die happy.
Forum: General Discussion 28-07-2014, 14:07
Replies: 44
Views: 2,212
Posted By sweh
That's the purpose! Imagine watching a POV video...

That's the purpose! Imagine watching a POV video of a BJ, how realistic would that be?

...I mean what? How vulgar.
Forum: General Discussion 28-07-2014, 13:50
Replies: 49
Views: 1,087
Posted By sweh
When I was getting dressed the radio kept saying...

When I was getting dressed the radio kept saying overcast, some bright spells, high of 24.

It has to be hotter than 24 right now! Also, I'm pretty sure this spell lasted the past three hours.
Forum: General Discussion 27-07-2014, 21:31
Replies: 31
Views: 936
Posted By sweh
I went on a date with a self confessed 'nice guy'...

I went on a date with a self confessed 'nice guy' once, yes, I know - should've seen it coming... So anyway, I used the word visceral and all of a sudden he's telling me crap like why would I use...
Forum: General Discussion 27-07-2014, 20:16
Replies: 215
Views: 5,793
Posted By sweh
Firstly. Like in a list when people say...

Firstly.

Like in a list when people say firstly, secondly, thirdly... No! First*
Forum: General Discussion 27-07-2014, 19:57
Replies: 7
Views: 253
Posted By sweh
I know how to flush a turd. :cool:

I know how to flush a turd. :cool:
Forum: General Discussion 27-07-2014, 19:40
Replies: 7
Views: 253
Posted By sweh
You know what I'm sick of? People talking about...

You know what I'm sick of? People talking about defamation and intellectual property as though they understand how it works.
Forum: General Discussion 27-07-2014, 19:38
Replies: 87
Views: 2,323
Posted By sweh
I'm happy when people love themselves. Being a...

I'm happy when people love themselves. Being a narcissist is fun, some of you should try it.
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