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Forum: Advice 22-04-2012, 23:39
Replies: 1,440
Views: 220,124
Posted By alfiewozere
Everyone knows me from the Chawner thread:D It's...

Everyone knows me from the Chawner thread:D It's getting a bit boring now though now the TV company has dumped them.

So she got over the surgery ok? She was so worried, poor thing. I still don't...
Forum: Advice 22-04-2012, 23:23
Replies: 1,440
Views: 220,124
Posted By alfiewozere
PapaLazarou999 was a sweetheart, I remember her...

PapaLazarou999 was a sweetheart, I remember her anxiety about going into hospital - I had no idea she was also the OP of this thread.
Forum: Advice 22-04-2012, 22:47
Replies: 1,440
Views: 220,124
Posted By alfiewozere
Is she banned on all three accounts now?

Is she banned on all three accounts now?
Forum: Advice 22-04-2012, 22:42
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Views: 220,124
Posted By alfiewozere
How would the sister know whether or not the OP...

How would the sister know whether or not the OP had a pm from Joni anyway? My sister posts on here but she doesn't have access to my pm's - she occasionally sends me one telling me to stop being such...
Forum: Showbiz 22-04-2012, 21:48
Replies: 3,201
Views: 234,928
Posted By alfiewozere
Urban dictionary is brilliant, I don't know who...

Urban dictionary is brilliant, I don't know who submitted those definitions, but they are really funny.

I think one of them is by a New Zealander, because 'bludger' is primarily a Kiwi word meaning...
Forum: Advice 22-04-2012, 21:12
Replies: 1,440
Views: 220,124
Posted By alfiewozere
I'd rather have posted in here than on the Simon...

I'd rather have posted in here than on the Simon Cowell thread;):D
Forum: Advice 22-04-2012, 21:11
Replies: 2
Views: 430
Posted By alfiewozere
If you go to http://www.epilepsysociety.org.uk...

If you go to http://www.epilepsysociety.org.uk there is a section about travel insurance. Most companies will insure you, lots of people travel with pre-existing medical conditions. Have a good...
Forum: Advice 22-04-2012, 21:01
Replies: 1,440
Views: 220,124
Posted By alfiewozere
So what? Someone's just dredged up a post I made...

So what? Someone's just dredged up a post I made eons ago in showbiz about the size of Simon Cowell's penis. Prior to that, I would have sworn on my mother's life I never commented on such a...
Forum: Showbiz 22-04-2012, 20:56
Replies: 122
Views: 13,325
Posted By alfiewozere
The bit that made me laugh the most was the list...

The bit that made me laugh the most was the list of her previous conquests including Dean Gaffney and Mick Hucknall. Lucky, lucky girl:D
Forum: Advice 22-04-2012, 20:33
Replies: 119
Views: 9,748
Posted By alfiewozere
Is your sister the same way or has she been able...

Is your sister the same way or has she been able to overcome her issues?

Have you ever considered CBT? You don't sound as if you are a project at all, just someone who needs a massive injection of...
Forum: Showbiz 22-04-2012, 20:20
Replies: 3,201
Views: 234,928
Posted By alfiewozere
If they all have helicopter pylons, then they...

If they all have helicopter pylons, then they should have an immediate increase in benefits, the poor souls. And as Emma has the contagious gallblabbers as well, then surely she qualifies for the...
Forum: Showbiz 22-04-2012, 17:43
Replies: 3,201
Views: 234,928
Posted By alfiewozere
Apparently it's Emma's turn to 'have a camera...

Apparently it's Emma's turn to 'have a camera down' next - I bet everyone a Smart Price sausage Philth will tearfully announce that she, too, has heliopter pylons :cry:

I noticed he stopped his...
Forum: Advice 22-04-2012, 17:28
Replies: 119
Views: 9,748
Posted By alfiewozere
Why do you say that with such certainty Jason?...

Why do you say that with such certainty Jason? You come across as a sweetheart on here, why are you so sure you are one of the 'undateables?'
Forum: Showbiz 22-04-2012, 17:18
Replies: 3,201
Views: 234,928
Posted By alfiewozere
A Cult of Chawner member has just posted this on...

A Cult of Chawner member has just posted this on facebook

"Scientists suspect that H. pylori infection may be contagious because the infection seems to run in families and is more common where...
Forum: Showbiz 22-04-2012, 16:22
Replies: 3,201
Views: 234,928
Posted By alfiewozere
Maybe they just give you a touch of sleep hackney.

Maybe they just give you a touch of sleep hackney.
Forum: Showbiz 22-04-2012, 15:56
Replies: 3,201
Views: 234,928
Posted By alfiewozere
Do they give you infectious gallblabbers and...

Do they give you infectious gallblabbers and helicopter pylons?
Forum: Showbiz 22-04-2012, 14:35
Replies: 3,201
Views: 234,928
Posted By alfiewozere
Emma's the sort of biscuit that looks lovely and...

Emma's the sort of biscuit that looks lovely and tastes wonderful - but when you've eaten it, you get heartburn and nausea that lasts the rest of the day.

Sam's the sort of biscuit that makes you...
Forum: Showbiz 22-04-2012, 14:18
Replies: 3,201
Views: 234,928
Posted By alfiewozere
And Aud is the one that is forgotten every time...

And Aud is the one that is forgotten every time the biscuit barrel is topped up. She's soggy and tasteless, and if she's dunked in tea she turns into sludge.
Forum: Showbiz 22-04-2012, 13:36
Replies: 3,201
Views: 234,928
Posted By alfiewozere
Midget gems are sweets, you mean an iced gem:D I...

Midget gems are sweets, you mean an iced gem:D I know my biscuits!

I think Phil is more of a stale, dusty custard cream, one that has been dropped on the floor and has a few dog hairs attached to...
Forum: Advice 22-04-2012, 13:26
Replies: 119
Views: 9,748
Posted By alfiewozere
I think the opposite, I think he has an...

I think the opposite, I think he has an inferiority complex, and is blaming his looks and skin colour on the fact women don't want to date him, which is insulting to the majority of women who are...
Forum: Showbiz 22-04-2012, 11:22
Replies: 3,201
Views: 234,928
Posted By alfiewozere
Were there any cotton buds? What about scones and...

Were there any cotton buds? What about scones and watermelon?

How odd, Phil has removed the photo of the plasterer's van and the link to Chawner Close from his facebook page.

I was very tempted to...
Forum: Showbiz 22-04-2012, 10:26
Replies: 3,201
Views: 234,928
Posted By alfiewozere
You're right! He probably thinks a plasterer is...

You're right! He probably thinks a plasterer is someone who works in A&E and puts casts on people with broken bones.:D

I'm surprised Phil has never looked for work in a hospital, he could indulge...
Forum: Advice 22-04-2012, 10:21
Replies: 591
Views: 48,832
Posted By alfiewozere
Wakey, I've not posted before, but your feelings...

Wakey, I've not posted before, but your feelings of raw grief will fade. It will never go but the feelings become softer and different over time. But the intensity of grief will ease.

Look after...
Forum: Showbiz 22-04-2012, 09:22
Replies: 3,201
Views: 234,928
Posted By alfiewozere
Phil is trying to con his NZ fans once more, by...

Phil is trying to con his NZ fans once more, by posting this photo and pretending it is his business.

http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l532/maggie_may3/Chawner/arse.jpg

On one of the photos, the...
Forum: Showbiz 22-04-2012, 08:25
Replies: 3,201
Views: 234,928
Posted By alfiewozere
Now why doesn't any of that surprise me?...

Now why doesn't any of that surprise me? Particularly the mess. I can imagine them leaving a trail of used cotton buds, dirty tissues, crumbs and empty food wrappers wherever they go.

Although for a...
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