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Forum: Showbiz 01-11-2014, 13:44
Replies: 2,777
Views: 525,006
Posted By Lilaeth
Beth stood on the doorstep of The Baker's...

Beth stood on the doorstep of The Baker's not-so-luxury Brixton pad. She felt faint - the journey south had not been a good one, what with the strange man with the trolley constantly trying to get...
Forum: Showbiz 30-10-2014, 11:16
Replies: 2,777
Views: 525,006
Posted By Lilaeth
Beth glided into her non-existent kitchen, her...

Beth glided into her non-existent kitchen, her walk the envy of supermodels everywhere. She pulled a bag of frozen peas from the freezer (which refused to become non-existent no matter how hard she...
Forum: Showbiz 18-10-2014, 14:33
Replies: 2,777
Views: 525,006
Posted By Lilaeth
Maybe one day she'll just explode into a...

Maybe one day she'll just explode into a puss-coloured cloud of bile and venom, and then dissipate into the atmosphere... :D
Forum: Showbiz 14-08-2014, 13:41
Replies: 2,777
Views: 525,006
Posted By Lilaeth
I have looked at the two addresses associated...

I have looked at the two addresses associated with the Baker on Google maps. No way is she going to move into either of them!
Forum: General Discussion 26-07-2014, 18:25
Replies: 658
Views: 17,211
Posted By Lilaeth
Some days I might only have one meal because I...

Some days I might only have one meal because I sleep through most of it. Maybe my body is just confused and holding on to every calorie it can. What a depressing thought.
Forum: General Discussion 26-07-2014, 17:07
Replies: 658
Views: 17,211
Posted By Lilaeth
[QOTE=1Mickey;73919577]Depends what you eat. I...

[QOTE=1Mickey;73919577]Depends what you eat. I normally eat a fair bit more than that.[/QUOTtE]

I have to keep my diet fairly simple, as my drugs leave me with intermittent digestive problems - I...
Forum: General Discussion 26-07-2014, 16:44
Replies: 658
Views: 17,211
Posted By Lilaeth
That's a lot of calories! :)

That's a lot of calories! :)
Forum: General Discussion 26-07-2014, 16:00
Replies: 658
Views: 17,211
Posted By Lilaeth
What about a woman of 5'6 who is fighting to stay...

What about a woman of 5'6 who is fighting to stay at 14 stone, and can only walk slowly for, say 10 minutes in every hour??
Forum: General Discussion 26-07-2014, 15:25
Replies: 658
Views: 17,211
Posted By Lilaeth
Perhaps I should just join that cult who think...

Perhaps I should just join that cult who think they can live on air and sunlight. If nothing else it might make the 'digestive distress' some of my medications cause a bit easier to live with!
Forum: General Discussion 26-07-2014, 14:52
Replies: 159
Views: 5,905
Posted By Lilaeth
In a pram or a cot, a baby would be lying prone -...

In a pram or a cot, a baby would be lying prone - how is that less of an issue?
Forum: General Discussion 26-07-2014, 14:40
Replies: 658
Views: 17,211
Posted By Lilaeth
Interesting thread. Over the past few years my...

Interesting thread. Over the past few years my mobility has been reduced by ever-worsening arthritis. And my weight has gone up, despite reducing how much I eat, because I just can't exercise at...
Forum: General Discussion 26-07-2014, 14:22
Replies: 159
Views: 5,905
Posted By Lilaeth
I myself was left outside shops all the time as a...

I myself was left outside shops all the time as a baby. And parked in my pram outside the kitchen or living room window for hours on end. It's how things were in the 60s. I have heard that the...
Forum: Showbiz 26-07-2014, 14:03
Replies: 2,777
Views: 525,006
Posted By Lilaeth
If she was that worried about back taxes, she...

If she was that worried about back taxes, she could just go and see HMRC. They're usually quite reasonable, until you try ****ing them over, and then they get tough. In her case, given that she's...
Forum: Showbiz 26-07-2014, 13:56
Replies: 30
Views: 7,577
Posted By Lilaeth
He had a hair transplant years ago - I remember...

He had a hair transplant years ago - I remember him talking about how pleased he was with the results.
Forum: Showbiz 26-07-2014, 13:50
Replies: 7,332
Views: 3,093,458
Posted By Lilaeth
He spent a fortune on trying to find her a cure,...

He spent a fortune on trying to find her a cure, and to keep her alive. Between that and the baby/girlfriend horror, it's a wonder the poor bloke manages to get up in the morning. :cry: Re his...
Forum: Showbiz 26-07-2014, 13:42
Replies: 59
Views: 11,139
Posted By Lilaeth
My nephew is autistic, and his whole life is...

My nephew is autistic, and his whole life is spent on the tightrope of getting him to do things that push him just a bit, but don't result in confidence-crushing failures. For him it's sports of all...
Forum: Showbiz 25-07-2014, 12:39
Replies: 59
Views: 11,139
Posted By Lilaeth
She has Asperger's - she's never been comfortable...

She has Asperger's - she's never been comfortable making eye contact, and struggles with anxiety a lot of the time. I doubt it occurs to her to 'cover up' mistakes, or if she has the mental agility...
Forum: Showbiz 25-07-2014, 11:04
Replies: 2,777
Views: 525,006
Posted By Lilaeth
I like the idea of sending some Garnier Fructis...

I like the idea of sending some Garnier Fructis to her - probably best to send it to the 'cupboard'?? Along with a note saying 'Free Prudence. Return her to her legal owner'. >:(
Forum: Showbiz 25-07-2014, 10:59
Replies: 59
Views: 11,139
Posted By Lilaeth
She gets stage fright., it happens.

She gets stage fright., it happens.
Forum: Showbiz 12-07-2014, 13:53
Replies: 9
Views: 1,813
Posted By Lilaeth
What a shame - 50 is way too young to die.

What a shame - 50 is way too young to die.
Forum: Showbiz 03-07-2014, 18:46
Replies: 2,777
Views: 525,006
Posted By Lilaeth
I thought the foie gras remark was really funny. ...

I thought the foie gras remark was really funny. Possibly the last spark of the chap that DD knew.
Forum: Showbiz 22-06-2014, 22:39
Replies: 7,332
Views: 3,093,458
Posted By Lilaeth
Given Braveheart's rabid Catholicism, I doubt...

Given Braveheart's rabid Catholicism, I doubt very much he would be into being 'serviced' by gay guys. I was thinking it might be a Barbarian body builder.
Forum: Showbiz 22-06-2014, 20:28
Replies: 2,777
Views: 525,006
Posted By Lilaeth
Scrofula is TB of the neck/lymph nodes. The...

Scrofula is TB of the neck/lymph nodes. The oldest known form of TB. (Which you wouldn't catch if you were a leper, but I digress...)
Forum: Showbiz 22-06-2014, 12:33
Replies: 2,777
Views: 525,006
Posted By Lilaeth
Astor, what age are you? 12? :D

Astor, what age are you? 12?

:D
Forum: Showbiz 18-06-2014, 17:39
Replies: 2,777
Views: 525,006
Posted By Lilaeth
It's not an obsession, just a form of...

It's not an obsession, just a form of entertainment for me. I am allergic to flower pollen. And the sun. So am unable to take your no doubt well-meant advice. But thanks anyway.

I suspect that...
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