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Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 17:07
Replies: 161
Views: 4,427
Posted By Elyan
Having read this thread, if anyone I know says...

Having read this thread, if anyone I know says they want to be a woman, I will jump for joy, embrace them and spin them around so many times that the love and understanding between two of us will be...
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 17:01
Replies: 84
Views: 2,512
Posted By Elyan
Without the f****** L.

Without the f****** L.
Forum: Pets Yesterday, 16:58
Replies: 2
Views: 142
Posted By Elyan
I had a whippet cross breed many years ago. He...

I had a whippet cross breed many years ago. He was a great little dog. Very loving and affectionate. Very intelligent too.

They do have sight hound traits though, and so can be prone to chase (and...
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 16:54
Replies: 220
Views: 4,728
Posted By Elyan
What about all those atheists in the middle east...

What about all those atheists in the middle east at the moment, slaughtering all before them for their filthy atheist agenda?

A healthy dose of religion is what that region needs.
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 16:18
Replies: 220
Views: 4,728
Posted By Elyan
I've read some rubbish on here but this takes the...

I've read some rubbish on here but this takes the biscuit.
Forum: Football Yesterday, 15:42
Replies: 22
Views: 511
Posted By Elyan
Thursday nights wouldn't be the same without...

Thursday nights wouldn't be the same without watching tottenham playing against some obscure Albanian team in the Europa League.
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 15:40
Replies: 84
Views: 2,512
Posted By Elyan
I once worked with a German chap who's surname...

I once worked with a German chap who's surname rhymed with suck but started with an F.
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 15:38
Replies: 220
Views: 4,728
Posted By Elyan
Whoa, we're half way there Whoa, livin' in a...

Whoa, we're half way there
Whoa, livin' in a prayer (room)
Take my hand and we'll make it - I swear
Whoa, livin' in a prayer (room)
Forum: Football Yesterday, 15:33
Replies: 5,916
Views: 280,268
Posted By Elyan
I don't think we would pay anything like...

I don't think we would pay anything like that.

My guess for a season long loan would be around £3m in a loan fee, and about another £3m for his wages.
Forum: Football Yesterday, 15:22
Replies: 5,916
Views: 280,268
Posted By Elyan
It wouldn't surprise me if something like that is...

It wouldn't surprise me if something like that is being discussed.

But I still maintain he's more likely to go to Madrid. I'll be delighted to be proved wrong.
Forum: Pets Yesterday, 15:05
Replies: 17
Views: 533
Posted By Elyan
It is a piss take asking money for the dog. Tell...

It is a piss take asking money for the dog.

Tell her you'll owe it to her, then just blatantly don't pay. Tell her you'll use the money to buy stuff for the dog.

She doesn't sound like she'll be...
Forum: Football Yesterday, 14:43
Replies: 5,916
Views: 280,268
Posted By Elyan
Could be to do with Monaco trying to fix their...

Could be to do with Monaco trying to fix their FFP situation. If that is the case we could get away with a loan deal just to get his wages off their books.

If you combine the fee (circa £30-£40m I...
Forum: Football Yesterday, 14:40
Replies: 5,916
Views: 280,268
Posted By Elyan
Best mates with Mourinho. Birds of a feather.

Best mates with Mourinho.

Birds of a feather.
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 14:05
Replies: 132
Views: 5,307
Posted By Elyan
Laying foundations for air strikes against ISIS.

Laying foundations for air strikes against ISIS.
Forum: Football Yesterday, 13:58
Replies: 5,916
Views: 280,268
Posted By Elyan
I think his agent is trying to prize more money...

I think his agent is trying to prize more money out of Real Madrid.

Falcao must be on a mint at Monaco. All tax free too.
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 13:54
Replies: 220
Views: 4,728
Posted By Elyan
Suggest it to the management, you should.

Suggest it to the management, you should.
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 13:50
Replies: 36
Views: 1,388
Posted By Elyan
There are stories about people's houses being hit...

There are stories about people's houses being hit with lumps of frozen shit that have been shot out of passing aircraft.

Not sure how true any of those were.
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 13:48
Replies: 36
Views: 1,388
Posted By Elyan
They do the same on the newer trains now. The man...

They do the same on the newer trains now. The man with the shit wagon comes and sucks it all out of the tank. Not personally you understand. He uses a machine.

The older trains still dump the shit...
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 13:33
Replies: 220
Views: 4,728
Posted By Elyan
The next time I have a 1:1 with my manager I'll...

The next time I have a 1:1 with my manager I'll inform him that I have a requirement to communicate with a supernatural entity several times a day, and see if he can persuade HR to let me have my own...
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 11:51
Replies: 33
Views: 912
Posted By Elyan
My experiences of hospital food is that it all...

My experiences of hospital food is that it all tastes like cardboard.

Still, for the most part you don't fancy eating when you're ill anyway.
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 11:50
Replies: 56
Views: 1,611
Posted By Elyan
Those Romanian gypsies are an all-round nuisance....

Those Romanian gypsies are an all-round nuisance. Good for absolutely nothing at all.
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 09:22
Replies: 161
Views: 4,427
Posted By Elyan
Don't be silly. I couldn't care less what anyone...

Don't be silly.

I couldn't care less what anyone I don't know or don't care about wants to do with their life. If they want to be a woman that's their business.

If it's someone I know well that...
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 09:17
Replies: 161
Views: 4,427
Posted By Elyan
Sometimes they do. But you have to accept that a...

Sometimes they do.

But you have to accept that a person someone has known for many years suddenly changing gender is a huge mental hurdle to overcome for the vast majority of people - and that some...
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 09:07
Replies: 161
Views: 4,427
Posted By Elyan
Nonsense.

Nonsense.
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 09:04
Replies: 161
Views: 4,427
Posted By Elyan
That's completely different to someone you have...

That's completely different to someone you have always known as a man suddenly turning up wearing a ladies wig.
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