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Forum: Showbiz 10-06-2015, 19:33
Replies: 8,170
Views: 3,576,025
Posted By Conehead
Word on the street says this tv personality is...

Word on the street says this tv personality is fed up with his strawberry blond alter-ego. Apparently he is thinking about a no-holds barred reality series exposing the real man behind the moustache....
Forum: Showbiz 02-06-2015, 23:51
Replies: 8,170
Views: 3,576,025
Posted By Conehead
Well it's had a good run, and it's 99% drivel so...

Well it's had a good run, and it's 99% drivel so it would be no great loss.
Forum: Showbiz 02-11-2014, 15:02
Replies: 8,170
Views: 3,576,025
Posted By Conehead
This C- celeb came home and found this strawberry...

This C- celeb came home and found this strawberry blond mainly tv presenter in their wardrobe, trying on their clothes, and filming themself.

The citrus flavoured presenter is now threatening to...
Forum: Showbiz 28-10-2014, 15:28
Replies: 8,170
Views: 3,576,025
Posted By Conehead
The drummer from the B@@tles.

The drummer from the B@@tles.
Forum: Showbiz 08-10-2014, 13:34
Replies: 8,170
Views: 3,576,025
Posted By Conehead
He of the Heroes. A nod's as good as a wink to a...

He of the Heroes.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.
Forum: Showbiz 07-10-2014, 21:09
Replies: 8,170
Views: 3,576,025
Posted By Conehead
Dusty hears about this star Keep the lid on this...

Dusty hears about this star
Keep the lid on this - that's fair
If you put the binman out
It will be the "other's" shout
Forum: Showbiz 04-10-2014, 13:54
Replies: 8,170
Views: 3,576,025
Posted By Conehead
Think... Hooch advert. Sorry, I was only half...

Think... Hooch advert.

Sorry, I was only half reading then.
Forum: Showbiz 27-09-2014, 23:34
Replies: 8,170
Views: 3,576,025
Posted By Conehead
Yeah. If I was walking around in the rain under...

Yeah. If I was walking around in the rain under my umbrella I would definitely be carrying spare tickets to my own film premiere, ready to give to some maiden in distress.
Forum: Showbiz 02-07-2014, 00:55
Replies: 8,170
Views: 3,576,025
Posted By Conehead
Ugh. Apparently she was even in the room when her...

Ugh. Apparently she was even in the room when her daughter was conceived.
Ugh.
Forum: Showbiz 09-06-2014, 00:56
Replies: 8,170
Views: 3,576,025
Posted By Conehead
BIB - hmmmm.... makes you wonder if he's really...

BIB - hmmmm.... makes you wonder if he's really dead....
Forum: Showbiz 11-02-2014, 20:34
Replies: 8,170
Views: 3,576,025
Posted By Conehead
Yeah - the Iraq War One and the Foam Pie One.

Yeah - the Iraq War One and the Foam Pie One.
Forum: Showbiz 05-12-2013, 00:23
Replies: 8,170
Views: 3,576,025
Posted By Conehead
Surely someone would tap his shoulder and say "I...

Surely someone would tap his shoulder and say "I say old chap, you shouldn't really be doing that at this birthday party"? Or were they all ANIMALS?
Forum: Showbiz 01-12-2013, 14:12
Replies: 8,170
Views: 3,576,025
Posted By Conehead
I like these sisters. Hey, they were almost...

I like these sisters. Hey, they were almost family, and the amounts were just small change by some standards.
Forum: Showbiz 29-11-2013, 16:47
Replies: 8,170
Views: 3,576,025
Posted By Conehead
From Crazy Days & Nights: This A+ mostly movie...

From Crazy Days & Nights:

This A+ mostly movie actor has spent almost $50M in the past two years and is completely broke. He is so broke that he has signed away any future earnings and has no income...
Forum: Showbiz 23-11-2013, 11:41
Replies: 8,170
Views: 3,576,025
Posted By Conehead
Wasn't he in St Trinians in drag? Doesn't sound...

Wasn't he in St Trinians in drag? Doesn't sound like a Santa outfit would bother him.
Forum: Showbiz 11-11-2013, 00:10
Replies: 8,170
Views: 3,576,025
Posted By Conehead
This C- A+ mostly celebrity person has acquired a...

This C- A+ mostly celebrity person has acquired a dog which they have named "Karma" because it is always biting people in the ass.
Forum: Showbiz 04-11-2013, 21:38
Replies: 8,170
Views: 3,576,025
Posted By Conehead
The one on the right looks like elfin BBC history...

The one on the right looks like elfin BBC history presenter Lucy Worsley.

But of course, it couldn't be.
Forum: The X Factor 10-12-2010, 20:52
Replies: 6
Views: 1,014
Posted By Conehead
Matt will sing The Bird Is The Word with a...

Matt will sing The Bird Is The Word with a dramatic key change when he starts singing really high, (falsetissimo).
Forum: The X Factor 29-11-2010, 19:32
Replies: 17
Views: 1,609
Posted By Conehead
Too right. I don't know why they don't use...

Too right. I don't know why they don't use Bachman Turner Overdrive's "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" when they want to get rid of a troublesome contestant. That would stitch them up a treat.
Forum: The X Factor 28-11-2010, 19:27
Replies: 55
Views: 3,147
Posted By Conehead
Aww... Chris Moyles will always be a prince...

Aww... Chris Moyles will always be a prince charming to many discerning folk out there.
Forum: The X Factor 28-11-2010, 19:17
Replies: 8
Views: 808
Posted By Conehead
I don't get Twitter - the interface seems so...

I don't get Twitter - the interface seems so un-user-friendly & impenetrable. But then I do live in a care home.
Forum: The X Factor 28-11-2010, 19:00
Replies: 29
Views: 1,366
Posted By Conehead
No matter how stoned, he can remember most of the...

No matter how stoned, he can remember most of the words to up to three songs. So what's Katie on?
Forum: The X Factor 28-11-2010, 18:53
Replies: 33
Views: 1,147
Posted By Conehead
Wow! That was like Irish coffee pet - I think you...

Wow! That was like Irish coffee pet - I think you must have put the whole bottle of whiskey in that performance, and I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Forum: The X Factor 28-11-2010, 18:47
Replies: 33
Views: 1,147
Posted By Conehead
That was like a good strong cup of coffee pet - I...

That was like a good strong cup of coffee pet - I think you put an extra shot in there, and I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Forum: The X Factor 28-11-2010, 18:37
Replies: 29
Views: 1,366
Posted By Conehead
This drug thing will just get him more votes from...

This drug thing will just get him more votes from the stoners. Katie needs to pull it back with some Winehouse type revelations.
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