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Forum: Soaps 04-07-2014, 10:06
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Posted By ofni
:):):):) Yes, I suppose Cbeebies programme...

:):):):)

Yes, I suppose Cbeebies programme references are a bit of a specialised area:blush:.

However, I DO find the average episode of "In the Night Garden" clocks up fewer SORs than the average...
Forum: Soaps 03-07-2014, 20:32
Replies: 5,597
Views: 959,190
Posted By ofni
You mean, in the biblical sense?;-)

You mean, in the biblical sense?;-)
Forum: Soaps 03-07-2014, 20:07
Replies: 13,599
Views: 1,432,606
Posted By ofni
EUREKA! The Pontipines and Wattingers add up to...

EUREKA!

The Pontipines and Wattingers add up to TWENTY people into just TWO adjoining semi-detached houses each with TEN people sleeping on ONE room. Eileen's accommodation problems pale into...
Forum: Soaps 18-06-2014, 20:33
Replies: 20
Views: 876
Posted By ofni
Bouncer at the bistro.

Bouncer at the bistro.
Forum: Soaps 06-06-2014, 16:48
Replies: 26
Views: 1,759
Posted By ofni
Oh, THAT Michelle Keegan! Yes, I think I know who...

Oh, THAT Michelle Keegan! Yes, I think I know who you mean now;-)
Forum: Soaps 19-05-2014, 19:53
Replies: 48
Views: 3,026
Posted By ofni
Excuse me, but for us arcticrollophobics that is...

Excuse me, but for us arcticrollophobics that is VERY scary indeed!:o:o
Forum: Soaps 19-05-2014, 14:53
Replies: 5,597
Views: 959,190
Posted By ofni
Someone who didn't do it, of course ;-)

Someone who didn't do it, of course ;-)
Forum: Soaps 18-05-2014, 12:49
Replies: 58
Views: 3,777
Posted By ofni
So is that more of a wholldoit? My question is,...

So is that more of a wholldoit?

My question is, who will Weatherfield Police wrongfully arrest before they finally get round to the real culprit?
Forum: Soaps 02-05-2014, 20:56
Replies: 116
Views: 7,051
Posted By ofni
Apparently Blackburn is planning on changing the...

Apparently Blackburn is planning on changing the show's title to Coronation Screech.
Forum: Big Brother Appreciation 29-03-2014, 07:26
Replies: 2,486
Views: 306,225
Posted By ofni
Well, don't let "His Grace the Disgrace" see...

Well, don't let "His Grace the Disgrace" see this, or there'll be total defenestration!...
Forum: Soaps 13-03-2014, 16:14
Replies: 13,599
Views: 1,432,606
Posted By ofni
Ah, you mean, like, her smashed back doors?

Ah, you mean, like, her smashed back doors?
Forum: Soaps 13-03-2014, 15:12
Replies: 63
Views: 5,218
Posted By ofni
Quinny. Let us not forget Quinny.:cry: Not to...

Quinny.

Let us not forget Quinny.:cry:

Not to mention the anonymous victim of the tramcrash who perished merely to mislead us in the spoiler about the-number-of-victims-who-were-to-die.:(
Forum: Soaps 13-03-2014, 14:03
Replies: 13,599
Views: 1,432,606
Posted By ofni
She said that BEFORE THE...

She said that BEFORE THE WATERSHED??!!!:o:o:o:o:o:o:o
Forum: Soaps 05-03-2014, 19:00
Replies: 84
Views: 4,741
Posted By ofni
This is what happens when you hurt Phelans. You...

This is what happens when you hurt Phelans. You end up Owen.
Forum: Soaps 28-02-2014, 21:17
Replies: 40
Views: 2,901
Posted By ofni
IMHO they should have more mathematical...

IMHO they should have more mathematical storylines eg:

The Fibonacci Sequence
The square root of -1 and complex numbers
Irrational numbers

Etc etc
Forum: General Discussion 15-02-2014, 18:06
Replies: 163
Views: 4,515
Posted By ofni
Ditto, though without a blush :)

Ditto, though without a blush :)
Forum: Soaps 02-02-2014, 16:50
Replies: 14
Views: 1,334
Posted By ofni
Adam Barton on ED could be the brother of Jason...

Adam Barton on ED could be the brother of Jason Grimshaw on Corrie!;-)
Forum: Soaps 21-01-2014, 18:58
Replies: 71
Views: 4,596
Posted By ofni
Presumably, Morrissey's LIVID!:@

Presumably, Morrissey's LIVID!:@
Forum: Soaps 18-01-2014, 22:08
Replies: 15
Views: 706
Posted By ofni
The Blackburne Random Plotline Generator will...

The Blackburne Random Plotline Generator will probably decree that he becomes a TV celebrity chef and have a fling with a Nigella look-a-like
Forum: Soaps 07-01-2014, 20:50
Replies: 43
Views: 2,568
Posted By ofni
Nah, he's totally insignificant.;-)

Nah, he's totally insignificant.;-)
Forum: Big Brother 06-01-2014, 16:39
Replies: 60
Views: 5,677
Posted By ofni
They have discovered that the house sits...

They have discovered that the house sits precisely on the junction two small, newly discovered tectonic plates which seismologists have calculated will jolt on Friday.
Forum: Soaps 05-01-2014, 18:16
Replies: 43
Views: 7,439
Posted By ofni
It's Blackburn's latest brainwave - a Benjamin...

It's Blackburn's latest brainwave - a Benjamin Button storyline.;-)
Forum: TV Shows: UK 05-01-2014, 16:08
Replies: 41
Views: 3,295
Posted By ofni
I was only thinking about Mr Rodgers this...

I was only thinking about Mr Rodgers this weekend, when reading about his namesake football player and the father-son encounter in the Liverpool/Oldham FA Cup match. Was Brendan naming his son Anton...
Forum: Soaps 05-01-2014, 13:22
Replies: 40
Views: 2,471
Posted By ofni
Time they introduced his long-lost (half?)...

Time they introduced his long-lost (half?) Brother Abel, so he can slay him.
Forum: Soaps 05-01-2014, 13:19
Replies: 13,599
Views: 1,432,606
Posted By ofni
I remember that. I KNEW someone had been sitting...

I remember that. I KNEW someone had been sitting in MY seat just before I arrived, though they swore blind they'd kept it vacant for me! Hmmph, bone-to-pick-and-glass-of-Bombardier-on-the-house-time...
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