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Forum: General Discussion 23-04-2015, 22:48
Replies: 76
Views: 2,052
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Couldn't get by without my lava lamp.

Couldn't get by without my lava lamp.
Forum: General Discussion 23-04-2015, 20:41
Replies: 64
Views: 1,394
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I don't think I've seen more than two or three at...

I don't think I've seen more than two or three at once. Forty-something would probably be quite impressive.
Forum: General Discussion 23-04-2015, 20:21
Replies: 51
Views: 1,020
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Right now Blyth Spartans football club would be...

Right now Blyth Spartans football club would be nice. They can come back in a month or so.
Forum: General Discussion 23-04-2015, 20:18
Replies: 25
Views: 1,074
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I filmed two demure young ladies sharing a pot of...

I filmed two demure young ladies sharing a pot of tea. I called it 'one cup, two girls'. Never caught on. Neither did my tribute to German midfielder Mario Gotze.
Forum: General Discussion 23-04-2015, 20:06
Replies: 83
Views: 2,149
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Live people's ashes are worse. Unless you are an...

Live people's ashes are worse. Unless you are an Australiian cricketer, in which case they are bonzer. Whatever that is.
Forum: Chatter 22-04-2015, 18:44
Replies: 113
Views: 3,434
Posted By HarrisonMarks
They go past the sell by date. You should try...

They go past the sell by date. You should try allowing your threads a longer shelf life.
Forum: General Discussion 21-04-2015, 17:22
Replies: 36
Views: 737
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Don't fear the butterflies. Fear Sherlock's...

Don't fear the butterflies. Fear Sherlock's mum.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061411/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
Forum: General Discussion 21-04-2015, 17:18
Replies: 36
Views: 737
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Did you mistake it for a Muslim? It's actually...

Did you mistake it for a Muslim? It's actually preying, just pretending to pray.
Forum: General Discussion 21-04-2015, 16:53
Replies: 68
Views: 2,078
Posted By HarrisonMarks
They had everything they needed, except the gift...

They had everything they needed, except the gift of foresight.
Forum: General Discussion 21-04-2015, 16:10
Replies: 30
Views: 1,171
Posted By HarrisonMarks
After a few beers I sound like I've got the...

After a few beers I sound like I've got the Brighouse and Rastrick up mine.
Forum: General Discussion 21-04-2015, 16:06
Replies: 68
Views: 2,078
Posted By HarrisonMarks
So nobody sees the irony in Mr Abbot't's views...

So nobody sees the irony in Mr Abbot't's views about immigration? I'm sure the few remaining native Australians wish they'd had gunships at Botany Bay.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 14-04-2015, 18:23
Replies: 434
Views: 40,267
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I like Selfie. Most of the worthies they get to...

I like Selfie. Most of the worthies they get to present the trophy just make Young Mr Grace comments, Will managed in his brief time to say a) it wasn't fair and b) they would have won with me in the...
Forum: General Discussion 14-04-2015, 16:57
Replies: 5
Views: 137
Posted By HarrisonMarks
At least you can turn them on just by pressing...

At least you can turn them on just by pressing the right button (oops incipient metaphor crash).
Forum: General Discussion 14-04-2015, 16:46
Replies: 280
Views: 14,062
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Don't talk to yourself, Louis, you'll get put...

Don't talk to yourself, Louis, you'll get put away.
Forum: General Discussion 14-04-2015, 12:46
Replies: 280
Views: 14,062
Posted By HarrisonMarks
He was Zammo's girlfriend. There was a 'love...

He was Zammo's girlfriend. There was a 'love triangle' storyline also featuring overrated posho 'graffiti artist' Banksy.
Forum: General Discussion 14-04-2015, 12:05
Replies: 280
Views: 14,062
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Jackie Wright, who was also the little bald...

Jackie Wright, who was also the little bald Irishman with Benny Hill's handprint on his head.
Forum: General Discussion 13-04-2015, 09:29
Replies: 280
Views: 14,062
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Good one, Clint Hill of QPR is the only person...

Good one, Clint Hill of QPR is the only person with that name.
Forum: General Discussion 11-04-2015, 19:49
Replies: 201
Views: 9,168
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Just wait till you get to Britannia Hospital, OP.

Just wait till you get to Britannia Hospital, OP.
Forum: General Discussion 11-04-2015, 19:27
Replies: 39
Views: 1,359
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I have a thousand identities in my endless quest...

I have a thousand identities in my endless quest for weak jokes.
Forum: General Discussion 11-04-2015, 19:14
Replies: 39
Views: 1,359
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Never started a fight but people always used to...

Never started a fight but people always used to pick on me even though I never hit back.
I'm ex-boxer Audley Harrison.
Forum: General Discussion 09-04-2015, 20:00
Replies: 47
Views: 1,475
Posted By HarrisonMarks
One day I was walking home from school with...

One day I was walking home from school with another boy and we found a carrot in the street. My companion picked it up and hurled it over his shoulder. A couple of days later I was walking home alone...
Forum: General Discussion 09-04-2015, 19:38
Replies: 80
Views: 3,852
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I'm Fifth Century warlord Alaric of the Visigoths...

I'm Fifth Century warlord Alaric of the Visigoths and I sacked Rome. Match that.
Forum: General Discussion 06-04-2015, 18:26
Replies: 60
Views: 1,564
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Learn the spelling?

Learn the spelling?
Forum: TV Shows: UK 06-04-2015, 09:19
Replies: 25
Views: 1,204
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I'd love to see Crass on TV, especially for...

I'd love to see Crass on TV, especially for Easter.
Forum: General Discussion 02-04-2015, 19:53
Replies: 76
Views: 2,211
Posted By HarrisonMarks
My underpants but I'll change them when they need...

My underpants but I'll change them when they need it.
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