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Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 21:52
Replies: 53
Views: 1,344
Posted By abarthman
I really need a bigger barrel and more guns.

I really need a bigger barrel and more guns.
Forum: Showbiz Yesterday, 18:07
Replies: 57
Views: 1,249
Posted By abarthman
She was once a very successful pop singer. Now,...

She was once a very successful pop singer.

Now, she is not so popular and looks a bit like mutton dressed as lamb.

A seven or eight pinter, I'd reckon.
Forum: Politics Yesterday, 18:01
Replies: 57
Views: 1,140
Posted By abarthman
I seem to remember that you were quite an active...

I seem to remember that you were quite an active SNP-hater on here just before the Referendum.

Let it go. We lost. We are still part of the UK. All that hatred inside you can't be good for you.
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 17:48
Replies: 37
Views: 1,499
Posted By abarthman
True story. We managed to get a last-minute...

True story.

We managed to get a last-minute cheap deal to Orlando several years ago - flights, car hire and a room-only in a Travelodge, just off International Drive.

Arrived early evening and...
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 16:59
Replies: 53
Views: 1,344
Posted By abarthman
None. I formed my opinion from watching them in...

None.

I formed my opinion from watching them in films and TV shows.

Mostly Bond films.

I have met a few Poles, though. Much the same, aren't they?
Forum: Music Yesterday, 15:49
Replies: 49
Views: 1,344
Posted By abarthman
Did she? I thought she was miming. I'm in two...

Did she? I thought she was miming.

I'm in two minds regarding the fall being deliberate. Whether it was an accident or not, the fall was the best thing that could have happened to her.
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 15:35
Replies: 53
Views: 1,344
Posted By abarthman
I've never trusted the Russians. They are all so...

I've never trusted the Russians.

They are all so damned unfriendly and humourless.
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 15:32
Replies: 65
Views: 1,901
Posted By abarthman
Aw, schucks! You are making me blush!

Aw, schucks!

You are making me blush!
Forum: Food and Drink Yesterday, 10:59
Replies: 23
Views: 2,073
Posted By abarthman
I'm sure it still tastes the same. Just your...

I'm sure it still tastes the same.

Just your memory playing tricks on you that it once tasted much better, and Wagon Wheels were the size of dinner plates, and it took two hands to hold a Mars Bar.
Forum: Movies 27-02-2015, 18:11
Replies: 14
Views: 459
Posted By abarthman
I hope they introduce a slapstick comedy...

I hope they introduce a slapstick comedy character, like Jar Jar Binks. Or a troubled teenager who becomes the hero. Or a female Blade Runner.

It's going to be crap, so they might as well make it...
Forum: General Discussion 26-02-2015, 19:03
Replies: 65
Views: 1,901
Posted By abarthman
If he wants to give high-fives to kids, he should...

If he wants to give high-fives to kids, he should become a children's entertainer.

He is responsible for getting kids safely across the road, so he shouldn't be mucking about.
Forum: General Discussion 25-02-2015, 22:25
Replies: 266
Views: 12,237
Posted By abarthman
I thought he was shacked-up with a defrocked...

I thought he was shacked-up with a defrocked priest or something like that?
Forum: TV Shows: UK 25-02-2015, 22:23
Replies: 1,784
Views: 96,412
Posted By abarthman
Did she tell you that or is it just your humble...

Did she tell you that or is it just your humble opinion?
Forum: TV Shows: UK 25-02-2015, 22:15
Replies: 1,784
Views: 96,412
Posted By abarthman
I liked how her next line was "Watch me...

I liked how her next line was "Watch me stumble"!
Forum: General Discussion 25-02-2015, 19:15
Replies: 266
Views: 12,237
Posted By abarthman
Because he always comes across as being such a...

Because he always comes across as being such a nice guy?

Lots of celebrity chums, led the sing-a-long at Wimbledon, world-famous pop singer and film star, pure as the driven snow! Nah, he couldn't...
Forum: General Discussion 25-02-2015, 19:09
Replies: 266
Views: 12,237
Posted By abarthman
If he had anything to fear, he would have given...

If he had anything to fear, he would have given up his UK citizenship and wangled citizenship of some little country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the UK.

Oh, wait ...
Forum: Politics 22-02-2015, 12:57
Replies: 294
Views: 8,367
Posted By abarthman
Why should the already overburdened UK justice...

Why should the already overburdened UK justice system have to deal with this?

They have sneaked out of the country to join an opposition force. They'll most likely be killed or never be heard from...
Forum: General Discussion 22-02-2015, 12:27
Replies: 55
Views: 1,336
Posted By abarthman
You never hear of cheetahs attacking anyone and,...

You never hear of cheetahs attacking anyone and, if we must have a predator, we might as well have the fastest one.
Forum: Politics 22-02-2015, 11:38
Replies: 294
Views: 8,367
Posted By abarthman
I couldn't care if they were atheist, Christian,...

I couldn't care if they were atheist, Christian, Jewish, Hindu, Sikh, or any other religion.

If they leave this country of their own accord to fight for an opposition force, they have made their...
Forum: Politics 22-02-2015, 11:35
Replies: 294
Views: 8,367
Posted By abarthman
If they want to go, let them. I don't give a jot...

If they want to go, let them. I don't give a jot and I really don't understand the amount of press coverage.

We shouldn't be discouraging anyone from going to Syria to fight for ISIS. We should be...
Forum: General Discussion 22-02-2015, 11:20
Replies: 69
Views: 2,605
Posted By abarthman
Imagine the words being spoken by Compo from Last...

Imagine the words being spoken by Compo from Last of the Summer Wine and it almost makes sense!
Forum: General Discussion 22-02-2015, 11:05
Replies: 55
Views: 1,336
Posted By abarthman
Having watched The Grey quite recently, I am...

Having watched The Grey quite recently, I am firmly against the idea.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Grey_%28film%29
Forum: General Discussion 22-02-2015, 11:00
Replies: 63
Views: 2,189
Posted By abarthman
I started to notice a few grey hairs in amongst...

I started to notice a few grey hairs in amongst all my brown hair when I got my hair cut in my early thirties.

Now, I struggle to spot the brown hairs amongst the grey hairs when I get my hair...
Forum: Advice 22-02-2015, 10:45
Replies: 53
Views: 2,992
Posted By abarthman
I checked online and could find after-market...

I checked online and could find after-market versions of mine for just 24 each delivered.

The local garage has quoted me the OEM price. I wonder if they would actually have fitted the OEM parts...
Forum: Advice 21-02-2015, 20:33
Replies: 53
Views: 2,992
Posted By abarthman
I got this as an MOT advisory last year, so I...

I got this as an MOT advisory last year, so I expect to fail this year unless I get it sorted beforehand.

Local garage quoted me 118 for the part alone - the whole arm needs to be replaced...
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