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Forum: Showbiz 09-07-2014, 13:00
Replies: 251
Views: 39,754
Posted By Bellagio
Assuming the pics of her with RH on the bed...

Assuming the pics of her with RH on the bed published in the last few days are from the same interview, given that she seems to be wearing a calf-length skirt that's pretty tight fitting, Harris...
Forum: Showbiz 09-07-2014, 11:27
Replies: 2,336
Views: 421,842
Posted By Bellagio
That which is once imagined, can never be...

That which is once imagined, can never be unimagined. There is not enough brain bleach in the whole of creation. :o:cry:
Forum: Showbiz 09-07-2014, 08:21
Replies: 2,336
Views: 421,842
Posted By Bellagio
Oh no - not the "who's-the-boss ?" bravura...

Oh no - not the "who's-the-boss ?" bravura performance ? And before breakfast, too... [boak...]
Forum: Showbiz 29-06-2014, 07:45
Replies: 2,336
Views: 421,842
Posted By Bellagio
Bazinga !

Bazinga !
Forum: Showbiz 27-06-2014, 23:11
Replies: 2,336
Views: 421,842
Posted By Bellagio
I know...:cry:

I know...:cry:
Forum: Showbiz 27-06-2014, 06:50
Replies: 97
Views: 16,007
Posted By Bellagio
Forum: Showbiz 26-06-2014, 10:56
Replies: 2,336
Views: 421,842
Posted By Bellagio
To be fair to the grammatically challenged,...

To be fair to the grammatically challenged, piss-poor excuse for a journalist, she was born in 1958: her last excuse for a book contained enough family info (although not all entirely accurate) to...
Forum: Showbiz 23-06-2014, 05:55
Replies: 2,336
Views: 421,842
Posted By Bellagio
True, dat. :cool: Calm down dear, it's only a...

True, dat. :cool:

Calm down dear, it's only a message board.
Forum: Showbiz 22-06-2014, 09:11
Replies: 11
Views: 1,412
Posted By Bellagio
Poor dear Nursie - I'm sure she and Flash are...

Poor dear Nursie - I'm sure she and Flash are making the heavens rock with laughter. Woof !
Forum: Showbiz 22-06-2014, 08:49
Replies: 2,336
Views: 421,842
Posted By Bellagio
Oh, the Dreary ? I swear by Collie Comber's coat...

Oh, the Dreary ? I swear by Collie Comber's coat of many bollocks, this is the dreariest yet and as someone has commented, utterly disjointed. The other puddle of piss is pretty positive proof* that...
Forum: Showbiz 22-06-2014, 08:46
Replies: 2,336
Views: 421,842
Posted By Bellagio
That would be the Denise Welch who, at the time...

That would be the Denise Welch who, at the time of my comment, was repeatedly cheating on her husband and boasting of it in the papers, bedding anything 20 years her junior and being photographed...
Forum: Showbiz 21-06-2014, 07:06
Replies: 2,336
Views: 421,842
Posted By Bellagio
Actually, I read neither Nuts nor FHM: said terms...

Actually, I read neither Nuts nor FHM: said terms were introduced to me by other female posters here a few years back. However it does seem to be a forum for people who say they can't be bothered to...
Forum: Showbiz 17-06-2014, 17:25
Replies: 2,336
Views: 421,842
Posted By Bellagio
I just laughed so hard, I may have to change my...

I just laughed so hard, I may have to change my boxers. :o

A phrase of sublime genius. I shall use it henceforth.
Forum: Showbiz 17-06-2014, 13:47
Replies: 2,336
Views: 421,842
Posted By Bellagio
'Xactly - I've always considered her somewhat...

'Xactly - I've always considered her somewhat sturdy of thigh for someone who claims to be that thin and here's an interestingly ironic thought: if she hadn't had her norks "hacked off" (allegedly -...
Forum: Showbiz 15-06-2014, 09:11
Replies: 2,336
Views: 421,842
Posted By Bellagio
The words "happy" and "Liz Jones" seldom, if...

The words "happy" and "Liz Jones" seldom, if ever, coexist in the real world.
Forum: Showbiz 13-06-2014, 08:23
Replies: 2,336
Views: 421,842
Posted By Bellagio
Maybe my cynical gene is kicking in here, but I...

Maybe my cynical gene is kicking in here, but I think your answer lies in the fact that "his" texts have the same nightmare Barbara Cartland quality as both the FRS and Jones herself. As, oddly, do...
Forum: Showbiz 09-06-2014, 09:11
Replies: 2,336
Views: 421,842
Posted By Bellagio
Re: the current employ, given her truly dire...

Re: the current employ, given her truly dire writing skills - something we're all agreed on here, I think - I have to seriously consider the fact that to retain it, she either does know where the...
Forum: Showbiz 08-06-2014, 07:18
Replies: 2,336
Views: 421,842
Posted By Bellagio
There's a reason you went to Southend Tech and...

There's a reason you went to Southend Tech and then London College of Printing instead of Oxford, Liz - you don't have the requisite language skills or, I'd hazard, the necessary IQ.

This weeks...
Forum: Showbiz 07-06-2014, 20:54
Replies: 2,336
Views: 421,842
Posted By Bellagio
My word, her level of literacy has sudd... Oh,...

My word, her level of literacy has sudd...

Oh, wait... Cheeky. Nearly had me going there. :cool:
Forum: Showbiz 07-06-2014, 15:53
Replies: 2,336
Views: 421,842
Posted By Bellagio
Jones has a habit or dropping thundering great...

Jones has a habit or dropping thundering great clues to someone's identity then wailing "but I didn't name anyone". The one I always recall is the wedding she attended some years ago and wrote...
Forum: Showbiz 04-06-2014, 10:53
Replies: 32
Views: 2,978
Posted By Bellagio
A far more pertinent question would be "does...

A far more pertinent question would be "does anyone here actually give a flying one ?"

Personally speaking...

Mmmm.........

No.
Forum: Showbiz 02-06-2014, 23:49
Replies: 112
Views: 6,239
Posted By Bellagio
Never really paid him much attention (although...

Never really paid him much attention (although IMHO The Office wasn't anything like as amusing as people would have you believe), but any respect I may have had for him ran screaming over the horizon...
Forum: Showbiz 02-06-2014, 15:22
Replies: 2,336
Views: 421,842
Posted By Bellagio
Illy, dear... Illy. Nothing so plebeian as...

Illy, dear... Illy. Nothing so plebeian as Nescafé would ever be found in her luggage.
Forum: Showbiz 01-06-2014, 16:08
Replies: 2,336
Views: 421,842
Posted By Bellagio
You know, it's almost as if she was writing his...

You know, it's almost as if she was writing his texts for him... or even making them up. I know no reputable journalist would stoop to, or even approve, such an appalling practise, so there must be...
Forum: Showbiz 25-05-2014, 23:03
Replies: 2,336
Views: 421,842
Posted By Bellagio
Been saying that for a couple of years - pretty...

Been saying that for a couple of years - pretty sure there's some Sapphic action going on there.

Uh... sorry if I've spoiled anyone's meal.
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