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Forum: General Discussion 24-04-2015, 19:43
Replies: 554
Views: 14,947
Posted By MAW
One of my uni girlfriends used to carry a fork in...

One of my uni girlfriends used to carry a fork in her handbag, which she did actually stick into someone once. He was a mugger, not a rapist, but it worked.
Forum: General Discussion 24-04-2015, 19:39
Replies: 124
Views: 3,399
Posted By MAW
0% of that for me. How the hell do you deal with...

0% of that for me. How the hell do you deal with more than one? Second thoughts, scrub that, I don't need to know.
Forum: General Discussion 24-04-2015, 19:02
Replies: 124
Views: 3,399
Posted By MAW
It's less than 1% for me. I always had the...

It's less than 1% for me. I always had the decency to leave it at least a day between relationships though:blush: I'm addicted to women, fortunately the same one for the last 28 years or so.
Forum: General Discussion 24-04-2015, 11:19
Replies: 75
Views: 2,100
Posted By MAW
Bin men are a bit like scaffolders though. You...

Bin men are a bit like scaffolders though. You rarely, if ever, see a fat one, they've all got muscles, the gruffness is probably just down to the early starts. It's an honest job, physically hard,...
Forum: General Discussion 24-04-2015, 11:00
Replies: 554
Views: 14,947
Posted By MAW
I'm putting a new kitchen in at the moment. On...

I'm putting a new kitchen in at the moment. On removal of the old fridge..... :o I think my wife would prefer the second definition. Though not the use of the word. It's the last resort of a woman...
Forum: General Discussion 24-04-2015, 10:38
Replies: 554
Views: 14,947
Posted By MAW
A slut, as we should all know, is a woman who...

A slut, as we should all know, is a woman who doesn't clean behind her fridge.
Forum: General Discussion 24-04-2015, 09:52
Replies: 554
Views: 14,947
Posted By MAW
These stories horrify me. I don't know anyone who...

These stories horrify me. I don't know anyone who has suffered rape. Clearly I've led a sheltered life.
Actually this is in UK, I've met a lot of African women, I'd fully expect all of them to have...
Forum: General Discussion 24-04-2015, 09:42
Replies: 554
Views: 14,947
Posted By MAW
I wish I could think of something to add, but the...

I wish I could think of something to add, but the rules of DS prevent it. You've said it all. Presumably, he's a mate of that Norwood Cemetery character.
Forum: General Discussion 24-04-2015, 08:16
Replies: 554
Views: 14,947
Posted By MAW
It's what we've come to expect from the author...

It's what we've come to expect from the author though.
Forum: General Discussion 24-04-2015, 08:01
Replies: 554
Views: 14,947
Posted By MAW
The onus is on women because of human nature. Men...

The onus is on women because of human nature. Men will try and increase the population, some by foul as well as fair means. As my edit says, the fact tha men are stronger is why the sexes view the...
Forum: General Discussion 24-04-2015, 07:48
Replies: 554
Views: 14,947
Posted By MAW
It's most likely not the deserted street you have...

It's most likely not the deserted street you have to worry about though, is it. You're far, far more I key t be raped by the company you keep. I'm not up on the latest statistics, i daresay there'll...
Forum: General Discussion 23-04-2015, 17:53
Replies: 180
Views: 5,903
Posted By MAW
With men like him around, it's hardly surprising...

With men like him around, it's hardly surprising some women want a bit of time without men. I could easily feel the same way.

The only time I've experienced direct sexism was being told to leave the...
Forum: General Discussion 23-04-2015, 13:46
Replies: 135
Views: 5,680
Posted By MAW
Sadly, you're right. Some publically funded...

Sadly, you're right. Some publically funded positions don't see the funny side of ' you don't have to be mad to work here.... etc.'
Forum: Politics 23-04-2015, 13:43
Replies: 132
Views: 4,692
Posted By MAW
I don't give a damn about their political...

I don't give a damn about their political persuasion, but I'm always grateful for a knob to laugh at:D There's much humour to be had at the expense of both extremes of the political spectrum.
Forum: General Discussion 23-04-2015, 08:27
Replies: 135
Views: 5,680
Posted By MAW
She'll have to, unless she can find a...

She'll have to, unless she can find a politically, ethnically and sexually suitable squat in the back streets of New Cross to live out the rest of her life.
Forum: General Discussion 23-04-2015, 08:11
Replies: 135
Views: 5,680
Posted By MAW
This woman's basic problem is that the loony left...

This woman's basic problem is that the loony left all got more sensible years ago. This kind of thing used to be promoted by Southwark council back in the 80's. Back then, there might possibly have...
Forum: General Discussion 22-04-2015, 10:15
Replies: 293
Views: 10,800
Posted By MAW
This was driven home to me recently, being at a...

This was driven home to me recently, being at a stage of life where your metabolism begins to change, I'm 54. We went skiing, the weather was really bad, we didn't get out anything like as much as...
Forum: General Discussion 22-04-2015, 06:01
Replies: 293
Views: 10,800
Posted By MAW
Every time I've actually noticed Jamelia she's...

Every time I've actually noticed Jamelia she's been wearing some sort of sack, so it must be right on trend.
Forum: General Discussion 21-04-2015, 20:35
Replies: 43
Views: 1,425
Posted By MAW
That's the key advantage of Subaru. You get it...

That's the key advantage of Subaru. You get it all, except for the cuddly toy, and a quick visit to those nice people in Banbury sorts your engine.
Forum: General Discussion 21-04-2015, 20:06
Replies: 80
Views: 1,823
Posted By MAW
I like a hatful of wind as much as most men. On a...

I like a hatful of wind as much as most men. On a multihull you're always looking for speed. But you can have too much of a good thing, and on a 27 ft tri, the most fun is had around 20Kn, force 5,...
Forum: General Discussion 21-04-2015, 19:51
Replies: 37
Views: 1,425
Posted By MAW
I'm gonna have to have a stern word with my OH. I...

I'm gonna have to have a stern word with my OH. I regularly dispose of spiders, live and dead mice (bloody cats) shoot rats, foxes, pigeons that maraude in our garden, and the only treat based...
Forum: General Discussion 21-04-2015, 19:46
Replies: 43
Views: 1,425
Posted By MAW
You can buy a brand new motor that looks as if...

You can buy a brand new motor that looks as if it's crashed into Halfords shop window, you don't need to do it yourself:D
As an ex Impreza P1 and RB5 owner, I'm qualified to say that:blush:
Forum: General Discussion 21-04-2015, 19:35
Replies: 80
Views: 1,823
Posted By MAW
The 15 minute thing, quite right. Another...

The 15 minute thing, quite right. Another memorable, if not best, memory is watching a line squall approach, remorselessly. I had time to roller reef the jib, put 2 slabs in the main, washboards in,...
Forum: General Discussion 21-04-2015, 09:42
Replies: 80
Views: 1,823
Posted By MAW
My best days have been sailing related, rather...

My best days have been sailing related, rather than sale related. The Round the Island race, with a steady 18 knot southerly wind, making all the legs into reaches, for instance. The log only dropped...
Forum: General Discussion 20-04-2015, 17:12
Replies: 80
Views: 1,823
Posted By MAW
I lost my mast passing Bradfield power station...

I lost my mast passing Bradfield power station many years ago, fortunately all salvaged, and re-stepped fairly cheaply and painlessly. Ive paid a bit more attention since then:D
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