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Forum: General Discussion Today, 15:56
Replies: 57
Views: 1,247
Posted By Eddie Badger
If the horse has all four legs in the air, they...

If the horse has all four legs in the air, they fell off a cliff.
Forum: General Discussion Today, 15:13
Replies: 57
Views: 1,247
Posted By Eddie Badger
John Sergeant and Jo Brand are brother and...

John Sergeant and Jo Brand are brother and sister.
The Loch Ness Monster lives in a cave under Edinburgh Castle, twice a week Prince's Street Gardens are flooded so it can come out for a swim.
Forum: General Discussion Today, 13:08
Replies: 57
Views: 1,247
Posted By Eddie Badger
The best way to stop it is to chop its legs off...

The best way to stop it is to chop its legs off and put them in chocolate bars.
Forum: General Discussion Today, 11:45
Replies: 57
Views: 1,247
Posted By Eddie Badger
Women have an extra elbow that only appears when...

Women have an extra elbow that only appears when they are in bed.
Forum: General Discussion Today, 11:17
Replies: 19
Views: 549
Posted By Eddie Badger
When I'm dropping off I sometimes here the...

When I'm dropping off I sometimes here the doorbell ringing. I'm usually half way to the door when I realise I don't have a doorbell!
Forum: General Discussion Today, 09:21
Replies: 82
Views: 1,667
Posted By Eddie Badger
Anything with cherry tastes like cough medicine. ...

Anything with cherry tastes like cough medicine. Horrible flavour.
Forum: General Discussion Today, 09:14
Replies: 57
Views: 1,247
Posted By Eddie Badger
My mate Dave insists it was Bob Hoskins who...

My mate Dave insists it was Bob Hoskins who played the sax :) He's one of those people who makes stuff up all the time just to sound clever and instead sounds like an idiot. He was out metal...
Forum: General Discussion Today, 09:11
Replies: 14
Views: 441
Posted By Eddie Badger
Three planes in formation or a plane with three...

Three planes in formation or a plane with three engines perhaps.
Forum: Movies Yesterday, 19:38
Replies: 18
Views: 1,043
Posted By Eddie Badger
Binging? I'm old fashioned, I still call it...

Binging? I'm old fashioned, I still call it wan.... oh Bing right :blush:
Forum: Politics Yesterday, 19:15
Replies: 35
Views: 1,164
Posted By Eddie Badger
I think he may have misunderstood things when his...

I think he may have misunderstood things when his doctor said "You're talking through your anus."
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 14:17
Replies: 81
Views: 1,587
Posted By Eddie Badger
I want Kylie's bod so I could spend all day in...

I want Kylie's bod so I could spend all day in front of the mirror playing with it.
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 11:20
Replies: 6
Views: 288
Posted By Eddie Badger
I'd like to be an undertaker in Midsomer - you'd...

I'd like to be an undertaker in Midsomer - you'd never be short of business there :)
Forum: General Discussion 25-02-2015, 20:40
Replies: 2,654
Views: 168,422
Posted By Eddie Badger
Some exciting times ahead as we approach Ceres. ...

Some exciting times ahead as we approach Ceres. And I'm sure Pluto and its moons will provide a few surprises too.
Forum: Music 25-02-2015, 20:28
Replies: 49
Views: 2,516
Posted By Eddie Badger
Cliff Richard :)

Cliff Richard :)
Forum: General Discussion 25-02-2015, 18:57
Replies: 2,654
Views: 168,422
Posted By Eddie Badger
Ceres Bright Spot has a companion...

Ceres Bright Spot has a companion
http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.php?feature=4491
Forum: General Discussion 25-02-2015, 11:19
Replies: 143
Views: 4,077
Posted By Eddie Badger
What next - I know, let's ban ads which show ...

What next - I know, let's ban ads which show blue cars because my next door neighbour's cat was run over by a blue car twenty years ago and seeing this ad might bring back bad memories.
Forum: General Discussion 24-02-2015, 19:18
Replies: 1,983
Views: 67,094
Posted By Eddie Badger
The problem is that once the good guys get rid of...

The problem is that once the good guys get rid of the bad guys they quickly become the new bad guys and all the weapons and training we give them gets turned against us.
Forum: Showbiz 24-02-2015, 17:57
Replies: 13
Views: 1,418
Posted By Eddie Badger
I spent about an hour searching youtube for that...

I spent about an hour searching youtube for that clip. I didn't find it but I did end up with an aching jaw from laughing at The Big Yin's other clips especially this one about Australia...
Forum: General Discussion 23-02-2015, 21:07
Replies: 107
Views: 2,872
Posted By Eddie Badger
My friend's daughter was like that when she was...

My friend's daughter was like that when she was little - always overshot when she said "banana" or "banananana" :)
Forum: General Discussion 23-02-2015, 19:39
Replies: 107
Views: 2,872
Posted By Eddie Badger
Parallel often comes out as "pallaral".

Parallel often comes out as "pallaral".
Forum: General Discussion 23-02-2015, 10:34
Replies: 107
Views: 2,872
Posted By Eddie Badger
A fellow sufferer :D I'm also terrible for using...

A fellow sufferer :D I'm also terrible for using the Shirley gag from Airplane, I just can't help it.
Forum: General Discussion 23-02-2015, 09:06
Replies: 107
Views: 2,872
Posted By Eddie Badger
We had a teacher at school who couldn't say...

We had a teacher at school who couldn't say "difficulties", he's always say "diffities" - needless to say there was a lot of graffiti saying he had diffities saying diffities.
Forum: General Discussion 22-02-2015, 18:35
Replies: 20
Views: 772
Posted By Eddie Badger
Because in these places they can use the freedom...

Because in these places they can use the freedom of speech which they despise to much.
Forum: Movies 22-02-2015, 11:35
Replies: 7
Views: 362
Posted By Eddie Badger
There's Atlantis: The Lost Continent...

There's Atlantis: The Lost Continent http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054642/?ref_=nv_sr_2 Saw it once on telly years ago, pretty poor effects and lots of stock footage as I recall.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 22-02-2015, 11:04
Replies: 627
Views: 65,588
Posted By Eddie Badger
Make-up ads which use all sorts of scientific...

Make-up ads which use all sorts of scientific mumbo-jumbo. "Contains hexaflexawibblybobulene tricyclic dioxide."
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