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Forum: Showbiz 23-01-2015, 14:21
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Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
Why would you or anyone be amazed ? :confused:...

Why would you or anyone be amazed ? :confused: Unless you hadn't read anything she's written for the past few years...

Whilst many of us feel some sense of community and at least the most basic...
Forum: Showbiz 23-01-2015, 13:18
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Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
You don't have to be very bright to earn money...

You don't have to be very bright to earn money from the Daily Mail or any other tabloid. Just take a look at the C5 'Josie Cunningham documentary' last night. All you need is to have little or no...
Forum: Showbiz 23-12-2014, 17:29
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Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
I've noticed that none of my posts to the Daily...

I've noticed that none of my posts to the Daily Mail appear to have been posted on any topic or from any of my devices since I mentioned the words 'Paul Dacre'. It could be a coincidence of course,...
Forum: Showbiz 22-12-2014, 10:24
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Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
Wow Suzy that's very profound....

Wow Suzy that's very profound. :confused:

Although there's more chance of David's bathroom light being fixed than the bats being released from Lizard's belfry. ;-)
Forum: Showbiz 19-12-2014, 17:59
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Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
The Daily Fail appears to be about polemic and...

The Daily Fail appears to be about polemic and judgement in order to garner readers. How else could Liz Jones have survived this long ?

Why doesn't Paul Dacre employ a ghost-writer to critique Liz's...
Forum: Showbiz 15-12-2014, 19:31
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Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
Someone call Paul Dacre immediately ! 'Liz Jones...

Someone call Paul Dacre immediately !

'Liz Jones Other Diary' is urgently required and there are clearly talented writers around here that would be happy to administer an antidote.
Forum: Showbiz 14-12-2014, 18:01
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Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
Let's hope that the threat of imminent retirement...

Let's hope that the threat of imminent retirement and a cheap e-Bay ring will serve as a nice reality check for her... and give him an excuse to get out. ;-)

And I find it incredibly hard to believe...
Forum: Showbiz 07-12-2014, 08:23
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Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
Where to begin... the granny-porn or the...

Where to begin... the granny-porn or the engagement ring ? :confused:

The only common thread is that - even if we didn't know it before, we do now - Lizard is a material girl. Well, a material,...
Forum: Showbiz 23-11-2014, 22:52
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Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
That sums up exactly how I feel about their...

That sums up exactly how I feel about their situation.

There's a decade between the ages of myself and my partner, and Liz and David; but we've reached an age where it's just lovely to be able to...
Forum: Showbiz 09-09-2014, 18:02
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Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
I don't want to sound provocative... but weren't...

I don't want to sound provocative... but weren't they iPads rather than iPods ?

And what relative importance do deaths or alcoholics in the family have when compared to buttery-leathers, waxed...
Forum: Showbiz 07-09-2014, 21:35
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Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
I hope that David takes note of today's...

I hope that David takes note of today's diary.

Does she honestly believe that undertaking an online designer-spirituality course - for people just like her -will sort her issues out ?

If Space NK...
Forum: Showbiz 26-08-2014, 09:30
Replies: 2,970
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Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
Please form an orderly queue ladies and...

Please form an orderly queue ladies and gents...;-)
Forum: Showbiz 17-08-2014, 21:33
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Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
Yep, didn't you know that these days - after the...

Yep, didn't you know that these days - after the banking crisis caused by banks lending ridiculous sums against property, to those who had no way to pay it back - they are now willing to lend tons of...
Forum: Showbiz 11-08-2014, 12:43
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Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
I'd imagine that any sentient being living within...

I'd imagine that any sentient being living within a mile of the woman would be in danger of developing such a condition.

So sad to hear about her split-ends this week, perhaps she should consider...
Forum: Showbiz 25-06-2014, 16:22
Replies: 2,970
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Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
That's absolutely right, but how can you respect...

That's absolutely right, but how can you respect someone else if you don't respect yourself ? There's no integrity... you're continually in conflict... and that's Lizard.

I would say that most of us...
Forum: Showbiz 24-06-2014, 22:34
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Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
A sensual, erotic master-piece in the making. And...

A sensual, erotic master-piece in the making. And all this 'as the baker's nicotine-stained fingers knead her soft buttery, naked femininity.'

I'm going to have to take a cold shower now. On second...
Forum: Showbiz 24-06-2014, 14:13
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Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
Given the second article this week, it may be...

Given the second article this week, it may be that Lizard is beginning to think more positively about her box and how it's confined her. Its genesis may have occurred around the time that Liz had the...
Forum: Showbiz 24-06-2014, 12:17
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Views: 569,632
Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
Yes, I did... Jim Kerr under a 'nom-de-plume'. ...

Yes, I did... Jim Kerr under a 'nom-de-plume'.

I mean if you'd been linked to Lizard - as a Simple Mind, even though you'd have to be the owner of a simple mind - you'd do your best to distance...
Forum: Showbiz 15-06-2014, 10:45
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Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
My fiancee's ex is going through a similar...

My fiancee's ex is going through a similar 'mid-life crisis'. After leaving and going through a couple of relationships that quickly broke down, he found himself with a woman who was extremely...
Forum: Showbiz 12-05-2014, 21:47
Replies: 2,970
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Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
Great posts. :) Sorry for any bad editing of...

Great posts. :)



Sorry for any bad editing of your post, but sadly I've not been on a 'DM Editors Course'. ;-)

It's interesting isn't it ? Despite all of her literary failings... this woman still...
Forum: Showbiz 17-04-2014, 23:50
Replies: 2,970
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Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
Oh dear... :confused: Sorry Seabird and...

Oh dear... :confused: Sorry Seabird and fitnessqueen...

It looks like I'll have to do more reading around the main characters, or alternatively - and preferably - stop rubber-necking and get a...
Forum: Showbiz 14-04-2014, 22:18
Replies: 2,970
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Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
;-) Love it... but then every article she writes...

;-) Love it... but then every article she writes is another 'Groundhog Day'.

If only the DM would break the cycle and one day someone in their HR department sent her a P45 or a notice to terminate...
Forum: Showbiz 10-04-2014, 21:31
Replies: 2,970
Views: 569,632
Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
A second week's dreary with no comments...

A second week's dreary with no comments 'seemingly' posted. Pathetic.:o
Forum: Showbiz 08-04-2014, 12:43
Replies: 2,970
Views: 569,632
Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
Liz's beau sadly reminds me of Windy Miller from...

Liz's beau sadly reminds me of Windy Miller from Camberwick Green.

If only Gordon Murray had the foresight to bring a journalist into his group of characters things could have turned out very...
Forum: Showbiz 07-04-2014, 21:50
Replies: 2,970
Views: 569,632
Posted By Mr Curmudgeon
:o Good God, I hope no one breaks in to their...

:o Good God, I hope no one breaks in to their 'shag-pad' and publishes a sex-tape... it doesn't bear thinking about...

The elderly baker running his dirty finger-nails up and down Lizard's quivering...
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