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Forum: Showbiz Yesterday, 08:30
Replies: 13
Views: 2,479
Posted By Bellagio
Was going to say exactly the same thing: in the...

Was going to say exactly the same thing: in the most recent pic I've seen, she looks like an alien, or is morphing into Joan Rivers... and IMO she's never been all that in the first place. Huge arse.
Forum: Showbiz 19-10-2014, 08:33
Replies: 2,636
Views: 496,093
Posted By Bellagio
That's "hearing dogs" as in "dogs who can hear",...

That's "hearing dogs" as in "dogs who can hear", as opposed to "dogs who are deaf".

Also... the audiologist did NOT say she was "profoundly deaf": this from the relevant farticle.

"I have ‘severe’...
Forum: Showbiz 19-10-2014, 07:35
Replies: 2,636
Views: 496,093
Posted By Bellagio
"In which I discover David has been reading...

"In which I discover David has been reading rubbish about me on the internet"

... most of which she's written herself. Badly.
Forum: Showbiz 17-10-2014, 11:36
Replies: 65
Views: 5,962
Posted By Bellagio
Outstanding ! :D

Outstanding ! :D
Forum: Showbiz 06-10-2014, 07:29
Replies: 2,636
Views: 496,093
Posted By Bellagio
Was going to express my (slight) shock at how...

Was going to express my (slight) shock at how excruciatingly badly written and constructed it was but... honestly, just couldn't be arsed. Every week, it's like watching A Year In Provence : you...
Forum: Showbiz 21-09-2014, 08:29
Replies: 2,636
Views: 496,093
Posted By Bellagio
The (even more than usually) Dreary seems to have...

The (even more than usually) Dreary seems to have been typed by an infinite number of monkeys during their collective lunch break. Reading it is like watching A Year In Provence: you only keep on...
Forum: Showbiz 14-09-2014, 09:48
Replies: 2,636
Views: 496,093
Posted By Bellagio
Not sure which aspect of the Dreary today is more...

Not sure which aspect of the Dreary today is more dispiriting - how desperately badly written is is, or the utter lack of compassion. It's everything you'd anticipated, sadly.

Reading something like...
Forum: Showbiz 09-09-2014, 11:35
Replies: 39
Views: 5,086
Posted By Bellagio
Bushell (born 1955, thus 59) is a truly nasty...

Bushell (born 1955, thus 59) is a truly nasty piece of work, as far back as his days writing for Sounds, where he didn't so much promote the sub-punk right-wing/homophobic/racist Oi! movement as...
Forum: Showbiz 31-08-2014, 20:11
Replies: 2,636
Views: 496,093
Posted By Bellagio
Have to correct you mildly, Seabird... her...

Have to correct you mildly, Seabird... her previous opus didn't die a slow, lingering death: rather, it took one step, fell flat on its arse and crawled away whimpering.
Forum: Showbiz 31-08-2014, 11:00
Replies: 2,636
Views: 496,093
Posted By Bellagio
You have to wonder - no, really, you do, you do -...

You have to wonder - no, really, you do, you do - if they're one of the two pairs of kecks she currently claims to own, her being the epitome of frugality an' all that...
Forum: Showbiz 31-08-2014, 07:25
Replies: 2,636
Views: 496,093
Posted By Bellagio
"Sue reminded us that when we’d first moved into...

"Sue reminded us that when we’d first moved into the rented house in Brixton, I had painted the front door a different colour, and had stood on the stepladder wearing only my T-shirt and...
Forum: Showbiz 24-08-2014, 07:16
Replies: 36
Views: 3,251
Posted By Bellagio
Yes, yes and no. His sexual orientation is no...

Yes, yes and no. His sexual orientation is no secret, least of all on fora like this one.

Not only do I find him entirely unfunny, I also find him equally repellant (and this is nothing to do with...
Forum: Showbiz 24-08-2014, 06:59
Replies: 2,636
Views: 496,093
Posted By Bellagio
" ‘Yes, it’s true as I never write what...

" ‘Yes, it’s true as I never write what isn’t..."

Said statement is:

1 - a lie, and...

2 - appalling grammar.
Forum: Showbiz 22-08-2014, 21:13
Replies: 70
Views: 10,617
Posted By Bellagio
Six times my arse ! For your septum to be eaten...

Six times my arse ! For your septum to be eaten away like hers was indicates years of continual, sustained abuse. Six times a day would be more like it.

David Crosby was doing coke like it was...
Forum: Showbiz 22-08-2014, 13:27
Replies: 61
Views: 6,922
Posted By Bellagio
The problem with Gascoigne is, he's been give...

The problem with Gascoigne is, he's been give chance after chance after chance after chance by family, friends and media alike... and each time, he's thrown it back in their faces by going back on...
Forum: Showbiz 21-08-2014, 22:41
Replies: 61
Views: 6,922
Posted By Bellagio
He's going to die. Gives me no joy to say this,...

He's going to die. Gives me no joy to say this, but fact is, he loves the bottle more than life, and there's no helping him.
Forum: Showbiz 20-08-2014, 08:15
Replies: 2,636
Views: 496,093
Posted By Bellagio
Thing about D'Scrace is that, almost uniquely...

Thing about D'Scrace is that, almost uniquely amongst her alleged paramours, he actually exists (yes, I know, so does Nirps - btw, anyone else read his dire book ? And isn't he a truly unappealing,...
Forum: Showbiz 19-08-2014, 08:47
Replies: 70
Views: 10,617
Posted By Bellagio
If you really want to stay off [your addiction of...

If you really want to stay off [your addiction of choice here], you say "no, thanks", and more importantly you avoid the kind of people who tempt you. Rocket science it ain't, and before everyone...
Forum: Showbiz 18-08-2014, 15:37
Replies: 2,636
Views: 496,093
Posted By Bellagio
The rictus smile... you forgot the rictus smile,...

The rictus smile... you forgot the rictus smile, as if all the botox has suddenly coagulated and set (and btw, is she, as a committed quasi-pseudo-jack vegan, aware of exactly how the potency of...
Forum: Showbiz 17-08-2014, 08:25
Replies: 2,636
Views: 496,093
Posted By Bellagio
Udders, dear. Pendulous udders, to use her own...

Udders, dear. Pendulous udders, to use her own pungent phrasing.

Interesting that she neglected to mention not finishing her course in the last sorry excuse for a book. Would explain a lot, mind...
Forum: Showbiz 17-08-2014, 06:45
Replies: 2,636
Views: 496,093
Posted By Bellagio
"So, I went to see my bank manager, and I have...

"So, I went to see my bank manager, and I have increased my mortgage to clear my tax debt."

Just. Like. That.

Oh, and the JL farticle... I hope that's organically sourced, sustainably farmed...
Forum: Showbiz 10-08-2014, 08:13
Replies: 2,636
Views: 496,093
Posted By Bellagio
PS: today's other farticle is a corker. While...

PS: today's other farticle is a corker. While reading, keep repeating this to yourself:

"She's too deaf to hear on a phone... she's too deaf to hear on a phone".

Or so she's told us. Also, having...
Forum: Showbiz 10-08-2014, 08:03
Replies: 2,636
Views: 496,093
Posted By Bellagio
"So what if he seems too needy." Ladies &...

"So what if he seems too needy."

Ladies & gentlemen... friends... I implore you one and all to join me in a rousing rendition of that splendid old chestnut "Pot, Kettle and Black" !

Eyethangyow.
Forum: Showbiz 03-08-2014, 16:25
Replies: 2,636
Views: 496,093
Posted By Bellagio
Today's Dreary... does she really think we're...

Today's Dreary... does she really think we're that stupid ? Can't go to France because she's run out of holiday ? She's bloody SELF-EMPLOYED !!!

That is all.
Forum: Showbiz 27-07-2014, 21:45
Replies: 2,636
Views: 496,093
Posted By Bellagio
From one of her MoS farticles today: "Being...

From one of her MoS farticles today:

"Being formerly in the fashion business..."

Maybe being dumped by the Wail was the spur to write a novel although. given the complete flop that was her last...
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