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Forum: Showbiz 07-11-2014, 12:16
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Posted By CollieComber
The old Hag can't do IACGMOOH on account of her...

The old Hag can't do IACGMOOH on account of her strict veganism (holds aching sides). The only way she could get in would be if she was exempt from eating anything alive or animal based (the secret...
Forum: Showbiz 03-11-2014, 14:12
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Posted By CollieComber
This is the third horse that hs died in her care....

This is the third horse that hs died in her care. Prematurely. In addition to God knows how many other cats, dogs and 'others'. This is not a laughing matter... she should be barred from keeping...
Forum: Showbiz 13-10-2014, 09:03
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Posted By CollieComber
Figure of fun!

An eagle-eyed acquaintance has spotted that Andrew Marr takes the piss out of Jonesey in his new book... such fun!
Forum: Showbiz 02-10-2014, 16:11
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Posted By CollieComber
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Afternoon all. I've tried to dredge up a bit of comment about Worzel's drabbage over the last couple of weeks... but it's just so unspeakably dull I'm not sure I can be arsed most of the time. I...
Forum: Showbiz 14-09-2014, 15:56
Replies: 2,777
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Posted By CollieComber
Have you ever seen the baker's place on...

Have you ever seen the baker's place on Streetview? If she moves in there I'll eat my sombrero.
Forum: Showbiz 14-09-2014, 10:23
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Posted By CollieComber
Amongst the usual drabbery today is a critique of...

Amongst the usual drabbery today is a critique of a frozen yoghurt... comparing it to Ski in the 1960's which, I seem to recall, was about as achingly aspirational and middle-class a brand as one...
Forum: Showbiz 08-09-2014, 18:37
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Views: 525,825
Posted By CollieComber
The dearth of comments says it all really... We...

The dearth of comments says it all really...

We knew her dear old Mum had died. Possibly of shame. So that wasn't news and the pathetic attempt at a cliffhanger fell on its face because nobody...
Forum: Showbiz 30-08-2014, 18:10
Replies: 2,777
Views: 525,825
Posted By CollieComber
Her Ma died the other day, bless her heart. Only...

Her Ma died the other day, bless her heart. Only Sue was in attendance, so brace yourself for all sorts of lies about Jones' bedside vigil, about various 'last words', about how she's the only one...
Forum: Showbiz 24-08-2014, 10:31
Replies: 2,777
Views: 525,825
Posted By CollieComber
OK... Dreary first: who are these friends who...

OK... Dreary first: who are these friends who tell her how wonderful she is? Who are these people who will tweet about her looking like a sack of shite? Does she remember she is no longer Fashion...
Forum: Showbiz 18-08-2014, 09:34
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Views: 525,825
Posted By CollieComber
Morning all! Nothing much to add to this week's...

Morning all! Nothing much to add to this week's bunch of toss: the Dreary is now so boring I don't know how she gets away with it week afetr ghastly week. Such rubbish. The 'poor me... I coulda been...
Forum: Showbiz 28-07-2014, 15:02
Replies: 2,777
Views: 525,825
Posted By CollieComber
Afternoon all. I've been a bit quiet recently as...

Afternoon all. I've been a bit quiet recently as there seeems to be so little to say about Jonesey's output of late. Pathetically contradictory, barely readable, appallingly written claptrap that it...
Forum: Showbiz 09-07-2014, 22:12
Replies: 2,777
Views: 525,825
Posted By CollieComber
He's skint and desperate. He will be sent to the...

He's skint and desperate. He will be sent to the big farm soon enough and will be able to go back to his bedsit with no friends, a failing business and a small pile of trinkets...
Forum: Showbiz 09-07-2014, 09:07
Replies: 2,777
Views: 525,825
Posted By CollieComber
Looks like Julie Burchill has been offered 100k...

Looks like Julie Burchill has been offered 100k more than Jizzard to appear on CBB... such fun!
Forum: Showbiz 06-07-2014, 23:54
Replies: 2,777
Views: 525,825
Posted By CollieComber
This week's offerings were all shades of meh......

This week's offerings were all shades of meh... I'm only surprised that she hasn't twigged that the invitation to France is, unsurprisingly, only for him... who would want the joy-sucking loon...
Forum: Showbiz 29-06-2014, 17:45
Replies: 2,777
Views: 525,825
Posted By CollieComber
Oh, and f) the best way to convince an old hippy...

Oh, and f) the best way to convince an old hippy to give up smoking is to buy him a gold lighter.
Forum: Showbiz 29-06-2014, 17:41
Replies: 2,777
Views: 525,825
Posted By CollieComber
So... what did we learn this week boys and girls?...

So... what did we learn this week boys and girls? a) Medical advances are bad. Do not take tests or check for breast cancer... it's a conspiracy against women. b) Her sister is an alcoholic......
Forum: Showbiz 29-06-2014, 09:27
Replies: 2,777
Views: 525,825
Posted By CollieComber
Did you see the thinly veiled threat earlier this...

Did you see the thinly veiled threat earlier this week (in the abysmal review of Caitlin Moran's book in the Standard) that Jizzard has a novel out shortly? Yup... Britain's premier peddler of pap is...
Forum: Showbiz 25-06-2014, 20:04
Replies: 2,777
Views: 525,825
Posted By CollieComber
As I understand it, although Jonesey's birthdate...

As I understand it, although Jonesey's birthdate is often cited as 1958, there is some currency in the notion that it is somewhat earlier. In addition to which, Dscrace has been described, by her, as...
Forum: Showbiz 22-06-2014, 21:01
Replies: 2,777
Views: 525,825
Posted By CollieComber
Bloody hell... I think she had the coat PLUS the...

Bloody hell... I think she had the coat PLUS the matching hat on this week! Here goes then: a) hands up those who really think the panting pair really drove to St T? A minimum drive of 14hrs door to...
Forum: Showbiz 17-06-2014, 14:53
Replies: 2,777
Views: 525,825
Posted By CollieComber
Quite frankly, that's the least of her problems.

Quite frankly, that's the least of her problems.
Forum: Showbiz 17-06-2014, 14:27
Replies: 2,777
Views: 525,825
Posted By CollieComber
But... isn't it all part and parcel of the same...

But... isn't it all part and parcel of the same hypocrisy? The borderline profoundness? The existing on half an avocado rubbish? The parking in disabled bays/doing make-up whilst speeding on the...
Forum: Showbiz 17-06-2014, 12:30
Replies: 2,777
Views: 525,825
Posted By CollieComber
Interesting point, lainey... it's not obsession...

Interesting point, lainey... it's not obsession so much as a forensic study in mental illness. The obvious contradictions in Jonesey's life (I'm skint/I'm loaded, I have no friends/I'm going on hols...
Forum: Showbiz 17-06-2014, 07:31
Replies: 2,777
Views: 525,825
Posted By CollieComber
She's not really stocky, on account of her...

She's not really stocky, on account of her height. But her bottom half is dominated by her thighs and arse (not helped by the fact her favourite outfit is a size too small in that department) and her...
Forum: Showbiz 15-06-2014, 18:45
Replies: 2,777
Views: 525,825
Posted By CollieComber
A concrete column, baker-ravishing for the use...

A concrete column, baker-ravishing for the use of, surely?
Forum: Showbiz 15-06-2014, 18:33
Replies: 2,777
Views: 525,825
Posted By CollieComber
Oh, and increasingly loving your work,...

Oh, and increasingly loving your work, amikolaichek! The only thing letting it down is the correct use of language and grammar. Not the sort of thing we get from Jizzard at all!
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