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Forum: Politics 16-04-2015, 19:13
Replies: 1,309
Views: 34,624
Posted By Luca
Nearly fifteen minutes in and I've just noticed...

Nearly fifteen minutes in and I've just noticed Norman Clegg isn't there? Did Cameron tell him he couldn't attend or has he just given up?
Forum: TV Shows: UK 12-03-2015, 19:31
Replies: 263
Views: 20,323
Posted By Luca
I have owned three Dachshunds. My third dog is...

I have owned three Dachshunds. My third dog is 16. He has never been allowed to take the stairs. He has been carried up and down them, always. Going up and down stairs is one of the worst activities...
Forum: TV Shows: UK 12-03-2015, 19:15
Replies: 263
Views: 20,323
Posted By Luca
DON'T let your Dachshund go up and down the...

DON'T let your Dachshund go up and down the stairs and you'll have a much better chance of avoiding a 5000 bill from the Supervet. Get off your backside and carry the dog.

Also, if the dog means...
Forum: Eurovision Song Contest 08-03-2015, 08:11
Replies: 1,239
Views: 84,734
Posted By Luca
Madam, when you learn some manners, I will...

Madam, when you learn some manners, I will educate myself.
Forum: Eurovision Song Contest 08-03-2015, 07:56
Replies: 1,239
Views: 84,734
Posted By Luca
The BBC dreads the thought of ever having to host...

The BBC dreads the thought of ever having to host the competition again. They are helped greatly in maintaining that objective by the UK has absolutely no friends in Europe scenario, but adding in a...
Forum: Eurovision Song Contest 08-03-2015, 07:05
Replies: 1,239
Views: 84,734
Posted By Luca
If we can relocate the UK to somewhere between...

If we can relocate the UK to somewhere between Azerbaijan and Turkey, it'll definitely be top three.
Forum: Eurovision Song Contest 08-03-2015, 06:57
Replies: 1,239
Views: 84,734
Posted By Luca
Pressed the red button with anticipation and...

Pressed the red button with anticipation and interest. Pressed the exit button with disappointment and boredom.

A lame, gimmick-ridden song performed by nobodies. A piece of 'music' consigned to the...
Forum: The Voice UK 07-02-2015, 18:55
Replies: 768
Views: 26,282
Posted By Luca
Lovely to see Boris Johnson back in work.

Lovely to see Boris Johnson back in work.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 21-12-2014, 17:48
Replies: 129
Views: 7,297
Posted By Luca
Magnus Magnusson would turn in his grave.

Magnus Magnusson would turn in his grave.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 21-12-2014, 17:42
Replies: 129
Views: 7,297
Posted By Luca
Always a great idea to pick Prince as your...

Always a great idea to pick Prince as your specialst subject when you know nothing about him.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 06-11-2014, 19:41
Replies: 419
Views: 32,268
Posted By Luca
Bearing in mind they set him up, what would the...

Bearing in mind they set him up, what would the BBC's position be legally if the blessed electrician electrocuted himself?
Forum: Radio 23-09-2014, 06:35
Replies: 6,354
Views: 603,846
Posted By Luca
One with a blown cathode ray tube.

One with a blown cathode ray tube.
Forum: Radio 09-08-2014, 07:20
Replies: 6,354
Views: 603,846
Posted By Luca
Is it still going?

Is it still going?
Forum: Radio 09-08-2014, 07:13
Replies: 685
Views: 45,846
Posted By Luca
Next stop from Fubar to Uber. POB!

Next stop from Fubar to Uber. POB!
Forum: Radio 23-07-2014, 19:17
Replies: 6,354
Views: 603,846
Posted By Luca
Dickie, I totally agree with you.

Dickie, I totally agree with you.
Forum: Radio 23-07-2014, 05:58
Replies: 6,354
Views: 603,846
Posted By Luca
I genuinely hadn't listened for at least a couple...

I genuinely hadn't listened for at least a couple months, but due to Radio 2 on FM in the car sounding like the reception I used to get from Radio Luxembourg in the 70s, I tuned (mercifully briefly)...
Forum: Advice 09-07-2014, 10:53
Replies: 3
Views: 695
Posted By Luca
No, don't do that as you are probably under some...

No, don't do that as you are probably under some sort of contract for that fee.

Do as I have advised and you may get back some or all of those 10s you have already forked out.
Forum: Advice 09-07-2014, 08:08
Replies: 3
Views: 695
Posted By Luca
1) Keep everything in written form - from...

1) Keep everything in written form - from personal experience of many successful results dealing with complaints personally and professionally, documentary evidence is key to getting best resolve
2)...
Forum: Advice 06-07-2014, 13:35
Replies: 12
Views: 1,195
Posted By Luca
Did you ever find the game? I owned the game as...

Did you ever find the game?

I owned the game as a child and managed to find an in tact version a year or two ago.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 01-06-2014, 20:05
Replies: 326
Views: 27,529
Posted By Luca
Where are the proceeds from the car sales going...

Where are the proceeds from the car sales going to? The programme made no mention of it. Back to the production company?
Forum: TV Shows: UK 27-05-2014, 06:52
Replies: 140
Views: 13,118
Posted By Luca
Saw both episodes and found the content from...

Saw both episodes and found the content from embarrassingly unfunny to mildly amusing at best.

I really liked The Fast Show in its heyday, but times have changed and lots of things we laughed at in...
Forum: Radio 23-05-2014, 05:56
Replies: 64
Views: 7,131
Posted By Luca
My dad got up early, went to work, served the...

My dad got up early, went to work, served the public, got in late and did this job for decades without give or taking a few years off. Should I dig him up and give him the award he never got when he...
Forum: Radio 13-05-2014, 06:53
Replies: 6,354
Views: 603,846
Posted By Luca
So no chance of the Kling Klang Mix of Expo 2000...

So no chance of the Kling Klang Mix of Expo 2000 just after Mick Bubble, then?
Forum: TV Shows: UK 13-05-2014, 06:42
Replies: 5,602
Views: 434,555
Posted By Luca
You're absolutely right. I should have just said...

You're absolutely right.

I should have just said she's a rubbish footballer.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 13-05-2014, 06:34
Replies: 5,602
Views: 434,555
Posted By Luca
If this was game of football, Reid would make a...

If this was game of football, Reid would make a convincing Conference centre-back. Flattering to deceive as she glided out of defence with the ball, moving up the pitch to then place a precision...
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