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Forum: TV Shows: UK 17-09-2014, 20:06
Replies: 61
Views: 8,269
Posted By Bellagio
She is indeed, and due any moment now, I'd say....

She is indeed, and due any moment now, I'd say. Lovely lady.
Forum: Showbiz 14-09-2014, 09:48
Replies: 2,546
Views: 474,856
Posted By Bellagio
Not sure which aspect of the Dreary today is more...

Not sure which aspect of the Dreary today is more dispiriting - how desperately badly written is is, or the utter lack of compassion. It's everything you'd anticipated, sadly.

Reading something like...
Forum: Showbiz 09-09-2014, 11:35
Replies: 39
Views: 4,950
Posted By Bellagio
Bushell (born 1955, thus 59) is a truly nasty...

Bushell (born 1955, thus 59) is a truly nasty piece of work, as far back as his days writing for Sounds, where he didn't so much promote the sub-punk right-wing/homophobic/racist Oi! movement as...
Forum: Showbiz 31-08-2014, 20:11
Replies: 2,546
Views: 474,856
Posted By Bellagio
Have to correct you mildly, Seabird... her...

Have to correct you mildly, Seabird... her previous opus didn't die a slow, lingering death: rather, it took one step, fell flat on its arse and crawled away whimpering.
Forum: Showbiz 31-08-2014, 11:00
Replies: 2,546
Views: 474,856
Posted By Bellagio
You have to wonder - no, really, you do, you do -...

You have to wonder - no, really, you do, you do - if they're one of the two pairs of kecks she currently claims to own, her being the epitome of frugality an' all that...
Forum: Showbiz 31-08-2014, 07:25
Replies: 2,546
Views: 474,856
Posted By Bellagio
"Sue reminded us that when we’d first moved into...

"Sue reminded us that when we’d first moved into the rented house in Brixton, I had painted the front door a different colour, and had stood on the stepladder wearing only my T-shirt and...
Forum: Showbiz 24-08-2014, 07:16
Replies: 36
Views: 3,202
Posted By Bellagio
Yes, yes and no. His sexual orientation is no...

Yes, yes and no. His sexual orientation is no secret, least of all on fora like this one.

Not only do I find him entirely unfunny, I also find him equally repellant (and this is nothing to do with...
Forum: Showbiz 24-08-2014, 06:59
Replies: 2,546
Views: 474,856
Posted By Bellagio
" ‘Yes, it’s true as I never write what...

" ‘Yes, it’s true as I never write what isn’t..."

Said statement is:

1 - a lie, and...

2 - appalling grammar.
Forum: Showbiz 22-08-2014, 21:13
Replies: 70
Views: 10,539
Posted By Bellagio
Six times my arse ! For your septum to be eaten...

Six times my arse ! For your septum to be eaten away like hers was indicates years of continual, sustained abuse. Six times a day would be more like it.

David Crosby was doing coke like it was...
Forum: Showbiz 22-08-2014, 13:27
Replies: 61
Views: 6,819
Posted By Bellagio
The problem with Gascoigne is, he's been give...

The problem with Gascoigne is, he's been give chance after chance after chance after chance by family, friends and media alike... and each time, he's thrown it back in their faces by going back on...
Forum: Showbiz 21-08-2014, 22:41
Replies: 61
Views: 6,819
Posted By Bellagio
He's going to die. Gives me no joy to say this,...

He's going to die. Gives me no joy to say this, but fact is, he loves the bottle more than life, and there's no helping him.
Forum: Showbiz 20-08-2014, 08:15
Replies: 2,546
Views: 474,856
Posted By Bellagio
Thing about D'Scrace is that, almost uniquely...

Thing about D'Scrace is that, almost uniquely amongst her alleged paramours, he actually exists (yes, I know, so does Nirps - btw, anyone else read his dire book ? And isn't he a truly unappealing,...
Forum: Showbiz 19-08-2014, 08:47
Replies: 70
Views: 10,539
Posted By Bellagio
If you really want to stay off [your addiction of...

If you really want to stay off [your addiction of choice here], you say "no, thanks", and more importantly you avoid the kind of people who tempt you. Rocket science it ain't, and before everyone...
Forum: Showbiz 18-08-2014, 15:37
Replies: 2,546
Views: 474,856
Posted By Bellagio
The rictus smile... you forgot the rictus smile,...

The rictus smile... you forgot the rictus smile, as if all the botox has suddenly coagulated and set (and btw, is she, as a committed quasi-pseudo-jack vegan, aware of exactly how the potency of...
Forum: Showbiz 17-08-2014, 08:25
Replies: 2,546
Views: 474,856
Posted By Bellagio
Udders, dear. Pendulous udders, to use her own...

Udders, dear. Pendulous udders, to use her own pungent phrasing.

Interesting that she neglected to mention not finishing her course in the last sorry excuse for a book. Would explain a lot, mind...
Forum: Showbiz 17-08-2014, 06:45
Replies: 2,546
Views: 474,856
Posted By Bellagio
"So, I went to see my bank manager, and I have...

"So, I went to see my bank manager, and I have increased my mortgage to clear my tax debt."

Just. Like. That.

Oh, and the JL farticle... I hope that's organically sourced, sustainably farmed...
Forum: Showbiz 10-08-2014, 08:13
Replies: 2,546
Views: 474,856
Posted By Bellagio
PS: today's other farticle is a corker. While...

PS: today's other farticle is a corker. While reading, keep repeating this to yourself:

"She's too deaf to hear on a phone... she's too deaf to hear on a phone".

Or so she's told us. Also, having...
Forum: Showbiz 10-08-2014, 08:03
Replies: 2,546
Views: 474,856
Posted By Bellagio
"So what if he seems too needy." Ladies &...

"So what if he seems too needy."

Ladies & gentlemen... friends... I implore you one and all to join me in a rousing rendition of that splendid old chestnut "Pot, Kettle and Black" !

Eyethangyow.
Forum: Showbiz 03-08-2014, 16:25
Replies: 2,546
Views: 474,856
Posted By Bellagio
Today's Dreary... does she really think we're...

Today's Dreary... does she really think we're that stupid ? Can't go to France because she's run out of holiday ? She's bloody SELF-EMPLOYED !!!

That is all.
Forum: Showbiz 27-07-2014, 21:45
Replies: 2,546
Views: 474,856
Posted By Bellagio
From one of her MoS farticles today: "Being...

From one of her MoS farticles today:

"Being formerly in the fashion business..."

Maybe being dumped by the Wail was the spur to write a novel although. given the complete flop that was her last...
Forum: Showbiz 27-07-2014, 07:23
Replies: 2,546
Views: 474,856
Posted By Bellagio
It's been a while since I've read any Enid Blyton...

It's been a while since I've read any Enid Blyton books - roughly 53 years - but I distinctly recall them being superior in style, content and above all grammar.

That sound you hear, like pixies...
Forum: Showbiz 26-07-2014, 22:22
Replies: 2,546
Views: 474,856
Posted By Bellagio
It was at least in part, a blatant lie: she wrote...

It was at least in part, a blatant lie: she wrote that on the Monday following the publication of the Dreary - a Sunday - she received hundreds of letters offering help and cash. An excellent trick...
Forum: Showbiz 20-07-2014, 11:01
Replies: 2,546
Views: 474,856
Posted By Bellagio
Bear in mind this was written four weeks ago - if...

Bear in mind this was written four weeks ago - if she had been declared bankrupt we'd have known all about it by now.

Also, had to smile at the subtle reference to her editor. :D
Forum: Showbiz 15-07-2014, 08:15
Replies: 2,546
Views: 474,856
Posted By Bellagio
Nic may be many things... but "sainted" she...

Nic may be many things... but "sainted" she ain't: from what I've been told, a nasty piece of work.
Forum: Showbiz 13-07-2014, 07:42
Replies: 2,546
Views: 474,856
Posted By Bellagio
Well... Well...... Well......... What an...

Well...

Well......

Well.........

What an insipid stream of lukewarm piss. I'm reminded of one of Kenny Everett's radio shows: "you remember yesterday ? Well today is just the same, so we won't...
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