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Forum: Showbiz 05-05-2015, 08:37
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Posted By Seabird
I expect it to be on how much pressure they have...

I expect it to be on how much pressure they have put on the new princess by giving her THAT middle name, how can the little one possibly live up to a woman loved and adored the world over, a fashion...
Forum: TV Shows: UK 16-04-2015, 08:27
Replies: 579
Views: 57,270
Posted By Seabird
On this episode it was more miss than hit for me...

On this episode it was more miss than hit for me but as others have said Spitting Image had plenty of unfunny moments too. The gag that Prince George is 'common' is very similar to Spitting Images...
Forum: General Discussion 31-03-2015, 16:40
Replies: 267
Views: 7,459
Posted By Seabird
Begining every sentence with 'So...' or 'Look...'...

Begining every sentence with 'So...' or 'Look...' It irritated me when I lived in the US but it's started here now with a vengence. The trend for describing food as 'Yummy', usually said in a...
Forum: Showbiz 25-03-2015, 12:51
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Posted By Seabird
I've noticed this in many people who like to...

I've noticed this in many people who like to 'tell it like it is' with no respect to other people's feelings and yet if anyone dares to object or points out their own short-comings they squeal like a...
Forum: Showbiz 25-03-2015, 08:16
Replies: 3,753
Views: 744,265
Posted By Seabird
Domino Darling, may I ask if you have contacted...

Domino Darling, may I ask if you have contacted the MoS to complain about the very public vendetta that Liz clearly has against you. It just seems beyond comprehension that someone should be allowed...
Forum: Showbiz 04-03-2015, 07:43
Replies: 3,753
Views: 744,265
Posted By Seabird
Does anyone remember Liz stalking her vet, a very...

Does anyone remember Liz stalking her vet, a very happily married man (or MM as she covertly calls him, see what she did there?). Not only did she waste his valuable professional time by using her...
Forum: Showbiz 03-03-2015, 15:32
Replies: 3,753
Views: 744,265
Posted By Seabird
In many ways the Sad-Face article trivialises...

In many ways the Sad-Face article trivialises stalking. Liz deliberately seeks to attract controversy for column fodder and I'm sure she must have had a few fruit loops tracking her down in the past...
Forum: Showbiz 03-03-2015, 12:23
Replies: 3,753
Views: 744,265
Posted By Seabird
I think the leniency of the judge's verdict and...

I think the leniency of the judge's verdict and the small fine is very telling. Having suffered stalking myself I have every sympathy and I don't believe stalking is taken as seriously as it is...
Forum: Showbiz 27-02-2015, 09:09
Replies: 3,753
Views: 744,265
Posted By Seabird
I'm sure that if Dscrace does not agree to a...

I'm sure that if Dscrace does not agree to a lavish wedding that is at least on par with the scale, duration and expense of the Clooney nuptuals, she will indeed bring back the world's most publicity...
Forum: Showbiz 06-01-2015, 21:13
Replies: 3,753
Views: 744,265
Posted By Seabird
Obviously being the 'Love of Liz's life' is a...

Obviously being the 'Love of Liz's life' is a tag-team sport. Davy Jones of the Monkees, David Cassidy, Kevin the Bin Laden lookalike, the ficticious rock star whose poster she had on her wall as a...
Forum: Showbiz 29-12-2014, 14:56
Replies: 3,753
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Posted By Seabird
I wonder how much Lizís advance will be for the...

I wonder how much Lizís advance will be for the Ďepic novelí where she is going to literally rewrite history with her imaginings of what might have been if David had actually noticed she existed...
Forum: Showbiz 28-12-2014, 19:57
Replies: 3,753
Views: 744,265
Posted By Seabird
The Dreary was probably about to be axed before...

The Dreary was probably about to be axed before Liz contacted David (again) to write an article about her exes. As her MoS heyday was all about the build up and meltdown of her marriage to the...
Forum: Showbiz 09-12-2014, 10:19
Replies: 3,753
Views: 744,265
Posted By Seabird
Despite the long cherished and unrealisitic image...

Despite the long cherished and unrealisitic image of Dscrace that Liz has nursed for 30 years, she is now fully aware that he is a simple man of simple means and 'his' bakery will never fund the...
Forum: Showbiz 01-12-2014, 09:41
Replies: 3,753
Views: 744,265
Posted By Seabird
My those poor laboratory chimps have been bashing...

My those poor laboratory chimps have been bashing out Lizís column for her again on their rusty typewriters. I hope they have time to complete her Ďnovelí for her as well in time for the Xmas market...
Forum: TV Shows: US 12-11-2014, 18:29
Replies: 281
Views: 40,566
Posted By Seabird
I actually thought that some of the scenes that...

I actually thought that some of the scenes that featured both JLM and Lucy in the apartment looked as if the two actors were being filmed separately on the same set, i.e. the camera was totally on...
Forum: Showbiz 10-11-2014, 08:58
Replies: 3,753
Views: 744,265
Posted By Seabird
And her obsession with clothes, boots, shoes and...

And her obsession with clothes, boots, shoes and handbags made of 'buttery soft leather'. In the expensive Paris restaurant article she is planning again to order an omlette. She may have awoken...
Forum: Showbiz 07-11-2014, 08:39
Replies: 3,753
Views: 744,265
Posted By Seabird
She was shortlisted for I'm a Celebrity.... three...

She was shortlisted for I'm a Celebrity.... three years ago.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2060766/Im-Celebrity-2011-Liz-Jones-pulled-Higher-Being-understand-why.html
Forum: Showbiz 22-09-2014, 08:20
Replies: 3,753
Views: 744,265
Posted By Seabird
Just a thought, Scrace's parents, given that he...

Just a thought, Scrace's parents, given that he is an OAP himself, would be at least in their mid-to-late eighties. If she starts taking regular pot shots at them I would hope that the daughter...
Forum: Showbiz 21-09-2014, 13:33
Replies: 3,753
Views: 744,265
Posted By Seabird
'So, we put my mum in the ground...' What a...

'So, we put my mum in the ground...' What a touching opening sentiment. Poor Mrs Jones, if she was humiliated by her daughter in life it will be nothing compared to the milage that her passing will...
Forum: Showbiz 31-08-2014, 19:21
Replies: 3,753
Views: 744,265
Posted By Seabird
If the talent of the posters on this thread is...

If the talent of the posters on this thread is anything to go by there are many gifted writers here and some have probably had a go at writing a novel and will be well aware of the time, commitment...
Forum: General Discussion 31-08-2014, 17:37
Replies: 109
Views: 4,893
Posted By Seabird
Loved Brian so much we got his voice on our...

Loved Brian so much we got his voice on our satnav... BIG mistake! Having just driven 1000 miles accross Europe with him in full bellow we have now changed it back to one of the generic voices....
Forum: Showbiz 31-08-2014, 16:33
Replies: 3,753
Views: 744,265
Posted By Seabird
For the second time she makes a 'joke' about...

For the second time she makes a 'joke' about MH17. Class act as ever.

"...confiscating my Sisley skincare is unlikely to prevent the plane being shot down over Eastern Europe."

Well done for...
Forum: Showbiz 19-08-2014, 12:13
Replies: 3,753
Views: 744,265
Posted By Seabird
Oh she'd love it, so many SoS catagories she...

Oh she'd love it, so many SoS catagories she could aim for:

'Liz Jones, 56, is finally...'

a) 'All Grown Up'
b) 'A Kardashian'
c) 'Pregnant with 'miracle' baby'
d) 'Hilarious'
e) 'A Muslim'
f)...
Forum: Showbiz 19-08-2014, 08:00
Replies: 3,753
Views: 744,265
Posted By Seabird
The trouble with the Diary, well, one of the...

The trouble with the Diary, well, one of the troubles, is that it is written so far ahead that the 'cliffhanger' endings are redundant. If Dscrace had indeed taken Liz up the, er Shard and fulfilled...
Forum: Showbiz 17-08-2014, 07:11
Replies: 3,753
Views: 744,265
Posted By Seabird
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2726927/...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2726927/LIZ-JONES-Starving-broke-afraid-oh-joys-student.html

Ahhh, three doses of Liz today. Liz didn't go to university you know, she went to one of those...
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