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Forum: Showbiz 23-04-2015, 09:32
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Posted By Bellagio
Some time back she claimed the Express offered...

Some time back she claimed the Express offered her a £700,000 pa contract, which she selflessly turned down.

Hmmm...

What's that smell ?

Ah yes - bullshit.
Forum: Showbiz 19-04-2015, 06:17
Replies: 3,418
Views: 649,556
Posted By Bellagio
T'other...

T'other farticle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3045238/Confident-kids-great-shy-spotty-day-writes-LIZ-JONES.html

Ummm... maybe I'm missing something here, but how can D'Scrace afford...
Forum: Showbiz 19-04-2015, 05:49
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Posted By Bellagio
"which cost me the train fare, 24 hours’ parking...

"which cost me the train fare, 24 hours’ parking at the station, two taxis and seven hours of travel in one day"

They don't have taxis in Yorkshire ? Her assistant/groom/equine behaviourist/cuddle...
Forum: Showbiz 12-04-2015, 07:26
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Views: 649,556
Posted By Bellagio
So the farmer's boy drove the tractor down an...

So the farmer's boy drove the tractor down an unlit track at 9pm with the lights on ? How inconsiderate can you be ?

Small point of law - intentionally blocking a public road is, like, illegal....
Forum: Showbiz 08-04-2015, 05:37
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Views: 649,556
Posted By Bellagio
To be entirely fair to the rancid old hag, she's...

To be entirely fair to the rancid old hag, she's pretty damn good at implying something without actually saying it (or as my father would have said, lying...): she did indeed fly to Hong Kong and...
Forum: Showbiz 05-04-2015, 09:02
Replies: 3,418
Views: 649,556
Posted By Bellagio
Otherwise known as the "Stevie Wonder Could Have...

Otherwise known as the "Stevie Wonder Could Have Seen That Coming" award.
Forum: Showbiz 05-04-2015, 09:00
Replies: 3,418
Views: 649,556
Posted By Bellagio
Tenable theory given that there are absolutely no...

Tenable theory given that there are absolutely no known photos of her with the infamous pendulous udders.
Forum: Showbiz 29-03-2015, 06:58
Replies: 3,418
Views: 649,556
Posted By Bellagio
Asking Liz Jones to write sensibly about food and...

Asking Liz Jones to write sensibly about food and the cooking thereof makes roughly as much sense as asking a rabbi to comment on the relative merits of several bacon sandwiches. She really does seem...
Forum: Showbiz 16-03-2015, 16:19
Replies: 96
Views: 8,736
Posted By Bellagio
From Wikipedia: "On 8 August 1993, Mills and...

From Wikipedia:

"On 8 August 1993, Mills and Mincione walked to the corner of De Vere Gardens and Kensington Road, London, but while crossing Kensington Road, Mills was knocked down by a police...
Forum: Showbiz 16-03-2015, 05:31
Replies: 3,418
Views: 649,556
Posted By Bellagio
Welcome back, Astor - we've missed you. :)

Welcome back, Astor - we've missed you. :)
Forum: Showbiz 15-03-2015, 20:15
Replies: 3,418
Views: 649,556
Posted By Bellagio
It was... but now it's not. Odd. Not sure it was...

It was... but now it's not. Odd.

Not sure it was worth the wait mind. TUB.*

[* the usual bollocks]
Forum: Showbiz 15-03-2015, 07:29
Replies: 3,418
Views: 649,556
Posted By Bellagio
Mine says "Sorry, the page you are looking for is...

Mine says "Sorry, the page you are looking for is such irredeemable, poorly written shite that we're doing you a favour by not letting you see it. Thank us later." :D

Ah... if only...
Forum: Showbiz 07-03-2015, 17:43
Replies: 3,418
Views: 649,556
Posted By Bellagio
I gave that serious consideration at one point,...

I gave that serious consideration at one point, and dismissed it in short order, given the irrefutable evidence of her increasingly addled witterings. Simply, she's not close to being a good enough...
Forum: Showbiz 07-03-2015, 07:54
Replies: 156
Views: 24,731
Posted By Bellagio
Something I should have noted earlier, in...

Something I should have noted earlier, in fairness: he's done sterling work for charity, and the one time I felt I was seeing a real person emerging was the piece he did about the East African street...
Forum: Showbiz 05-03-2015, 05:40
Replies: 156
Views: 24,731
Posted By Bellagio
Not that I personally think he's gay - more bi,...

Not that I personally think he's gay - more bi, leaning towards gay - but down the millennia gay guys have married: Richard the Lionheart, Oscar Wilde, Elton John.

Sexual preferences aside, I find...
Forum: Showbiz 04-03-2015, 05:58
Replies: 156
Views: 24,731
Posted By Bellagio
File under "News that isn't news". Walliams'...

File under "News that isn't news".

Walliams' confusion over his sexual orientation is common (and old) knowledge in the circles he moves in.
Forum: Showbiz 01-03-2015, 06:02
Replies: 3,418
Views: 649,556
Posted By Bellagio
I know this makes me a terrible person, but the...

I know this makes me a terrible person, but the second thought that crossed my mind, after sympathy for Nic, was "it must have just crippled Jones not to be able to write anything about that".

Note...
Forum: Showbiz 28-02-2015, 14:48
Replies: 3,418
Views: 649,556
Posted By Bellagio
That, or she's just a piss-poor liar. :cool:

That, or she's just a piss-poor liar. :cool:
Forum: Showbiz 23-02-2015, 06:56
Replies: 3,418
Views: 649,556
Posted By Bellagio
No, that was when she was allegedly "with" the...

No, that was when she was allegedly "with" the Non-Existent Fake Rock Star Who Wasn't Anything Like Jim Kerr At All Except For The Piggy Eyes, Glasgae Accent, Buzz Cut And Meaty Thighs, Oh No... who...
Forum: Showbiz 22-02-2015, 20:06
Replies: 3,418
Views: 649,556
Posted By Bellagio
Someone has kindly sent me some pics from this...

Someone has kindly sent me some pics from this event, and yes, the right side of her nose has indeed collapsed: it's the nose of someone who has been doing too much Bolivian Marching Powder for too...
Forum: Showbiz 22-02-2015, 08:56
Replies: 3,418
Views: 649,556
Posted By Bellagio
Looking for something else entirely, I chanced...

Looking for something else entirely, I chanced upon the following quote from the rancid old hag, uttered October 2013 at a live Q&A she did:

"I'd like to write a screenplay about having a romance...
Forum: Showbiz 15-02-2015, 19:09
Replies: 1,155
Views: 142,275
Posted By Bellagio
Probably because the OP has such an obvious woody...

Probably because the OP has such an obvious woody for the woman that it is, indeed, very creepy.
Forum: Showbiz 12-02-2015, 13:43
Replies: 3,418
Views: 649,556
Posted By Bellagio
I'm thinking that, if the midnight blah blah blah...

I'm thinking that, if the midnight blah blah blah phrase was used at all, it was in an entirely sarcastic manner.
Forum: Showbiz 06-02-2015, 05:56
Replies: 3,418
Views: 649,556
Posted By Bellagio
Linky, please. :)

Linky, please. :)
Forum: Showbiz 02-02-2015, 05:25
Replies: 3,418
Views: 649,556
Posted By Bellagio
Both of the sub-companies - Hen Nation and Cow...

Both of the sub-companies - Hen Nation and Cow Nation - have been listed as "inactive" for well over a year. I doubt if Selfridge's stock their products any more.
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