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Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 13:38
Replies: 52
Views: 1,703
Posted By HarrisonMarks
To be fair, Drogo was never the same player after...

To be fair, Drogo was never the same player after that.
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 13:37
Replies: 21
Views: 611
Posted By HarrisonMarks
So long as he pays for it, like everyone else.

So long as he pays for it, like everyone else.
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 13:06
Replies: 18
Views: 809
Posted By HarrisonMarks
You mean he fixes the washing machine? He usually...

You mean he fixes the washing machine? He usually seems to be a bit too busy.
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 13:05
Replies: 52
Views: 1,348
Posted By HarrisonMarks
You forgot 'Game of Thrones'.

You forgot 'Game of Thrones'.
Forum: General Discussion 09-07-2014, 21:58
Replies: 18
Views: 369
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I always try to have a bit on me in case I need...

I always try to have a bit on me in case I need to pay for something small.
Forum: General Discussion 08-07-2014, 20:17
Replies: 53
Views: 1,232
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I'm a lion in Greek and a tiger in Chinese. That...

I'm a lion in Greek and a tiger in Chinese. That must be why I crap in next door's garden.
Forum: General Discussion 08-07-2014, 20:04
Replies: 78
Views: 2,764
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I have - Presented a TV show (for approx. 45...

I have -
Presented a TV show (for approx. 45 seconds).
Watched a football match dressed in full academic gear
Held a toilet door open for Stephen Hawking (bastard didn't say thank you)
Been on a...
Forum: General Discussion 07-07-2014, 21:52
Replies: 78
Views: 2,764
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I've never been to Paradise but I have been to me.

I've never been to Paradise but I have been to me.
Forum: General Discussion 04-07-2014, 23:35
Replies: 53
Views: 1,082
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Used condoms, broken glass, blood encrusted...

Used condoms, broken glass, blood encrusted syringes, stained mattresses......
Why on earth did I buy Tracey Emin's bed?
Forum: General Discussion 04-07-2014, 23:29
Replies: 84
Views: 1,558
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Found it in a dustbin.

Found it in a dustbin.
Forum: General Discussion 04-07-2014, 23:26
Replies: 24
Views: 940
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Why is there toxic waste on a cruise liner?

Why is there toxic waste on a cruise liner?
Forum: 2014 FIFA World Cup 04-07-2014, 23:22
Replies: 660
Views: 15,685
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Come on, he did brilliantly to score considering...

Come on, he did brilliantly to score considering that he went home two weeks ago.
Forum: General Discussion 04-07-2014, 08:31
Replies: 129
Views: 3,721
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Some gods do. Zeus was at it himself most of the...

Some gods do. Zeus was at it himself most of the time. Try praying to him, you might need to make a sacrificial offering but you get to eat the best bits yourself.
Forum: General Discussion 03-07-2014, 13:17
Replies: 5,743
Views: 364,357
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Other snails. Sort of.

Other snails. Sort of.
Forum: General Discussion 03-07-2014, 12:58
Replies: 31
Views: 1,174
Posted By HarrisonMarks
They used to have a great program on during the...

They used to have a great program on during the day about a little girl and a rather scary looking clown doll. A bit slow moving but very suspenseful. I never did find out what happened in the end.
Forum: General Discussion 03-07-2014, 12:55
Replies: 129
Views: 3,721
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Yesterday I made a nine hour prayer for more free...

Yesterday I made a nine hour prayer for more free time. Today I have nine hours to spare. So it does work.
Forum: General Discussion 02-07-2014, 21:53
Replies: 3
Views: 177
Posted By HarrisonMarks
The point of conceptual art is not what it is or...

The point of conceptual art is not what it is or what it is made of but how it makes you think. Given the obsession we all have with money, selling the lightbulb idea for thousands makes it a much...
Forum: General Discussion 02-07-2014, 17:49
Replies: 19
Views: 491
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I'm fine, but don't call me 'it'.

I'm fine, but don't call me 'it'.
Forum: General Discussion 02-07-2014, 17:41
Replies: 69
Views: 2,459
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Yes, but I might want to stand at a safe distance.

Yes, but I might want to stand at a safe distance.
Forum: General Discussion 02-07-2014, 17:37
Replies: 31
Views: 1,174
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Don't all penises want to be bigger? If only they...

Don't all penises want to be bigger? If only they could talk.......they would be a desperately unfunny cartoon character who died a deserved death a couple of decades ago.
Forum: General Discussion 02-07-2014, 17:32
Replies: 88
Views: 3,941
Posted By HarrisonMarks
(Takes fossilised joke from shelf. Dusts off...

(Takes fossilised joke from shelf. Dusts off cobwebs),
So was this punter British as long as the bet was on?
White dog crap. Spangles.
Forum: 2014 FIFA World Cup 01-07-2014, 17:27
Replies: 22
Views: 1,125
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I watched Algeria last night looking for Sofar,...

I watched Algeria last night looking for Sofar, was he injured?
Forum: 2014 FIFA World Cup 01-07-2014, 17:25
Replies: 52
Views: 1,913
Posted By HarrisonMarks
And vultures soaring over the pitch waiting to...

And vultures soaring over the pitch waiting to strip the flesh from the corpses.
Cool.
Forum: General Discussion 30-06-2014, 22:02
Replies: 47
Views: 1,189
Posted By HarrisonMarks
I believe that the original and better quote was...

I believe that the original and better quote was from golfer Gary Player - 'The more I practise, the luckier I get'.
Forum: General Discussion 30-06-2014, 21:32
Replies: 5,743
Views: 364,357
Posted By HarrisonMarks
Yes, sorry.

Yes, sorry.
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