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Forum: Movies 02-08-2015, 01:53
Replies: 55
Views: 2,683
Posted By Helbore
Its an interesting question this, when you think...

Its an interesting question this, when you think about it. Assuming we're not going to give a selection of best films and only go for THE best film.

The thing that's interesting is to start by...
Forum: General Discussion 31-12-2010, 01:04
Replies: 96
Views: 4,744
Posted By Helbore
I've had a few lucid dreams in my time. You're...

I've had a few lucid dreams in my time. You're convinced you are awake and its bloody horrible.

One, I remember, I was in my bedroom and I'd just woken up in the morning. It was kinda dark, but I...
Forum: General Discussion 31-12-2010, 00:48
Replies: 96
Views: 4,744
Posted By Helbore
^^This. Mundane it may be, compared to contact...

^^This.

Mundane it may be, compared to contact from the netherworlds - but being as there are possible rational explanations and those explanations could involve health problems, I'd suggest you err...
Forum: Advice 30-12-2010, 22:54
Replies: 295
Views: 12,748
Posted By Helbore
OP, I'm going to say this as nicely as possible,...

OP, I'm going to say this as nicely as possible, as I know any aggression towards you will simply result in you putting up a barrier and refusing to listen. But please think about this.

You...
Forum: General Discussion 30-12-2010, 21:39
Replies: 32
Views: 1,288
Posted By Helbore
I take it you didn't get on the list, then :p

I take it you didn't get on the list, then :p
Forum: Advice 30-12-2010, 21:24
Replies: 14
Views: 1,856
Posted By Helbore
They can only sack you on the spot (instant...

They can only sack you on the spot (instant dismissal) fro gross misconduct. Not coming in to work for one day wouldn't constitute that. They would need to provide a written warning.

However, it...
Forum: Showbiz 29-12-2010, 23:04
Replies: 49
Views: 3,540
Posted By Helbore
Her Piers Morgan interview was a matter of...

Her Piers Morgan interview was a matter of jumping into the limelight at just the right moment. The whole being cheated on, followed by "nearly dying" from maleria and the usual spin from X Factor...
Forum: General Discussion 29-12-2010, 16:24
Replies: 149
Views: 5,944
Posted By Helbore
I thought this was going to be about how...

I thought this was going to be about how self-service would result in less babies being born
Forum: General Discussion 29-12-2010, 16:21
Replies: 90
Views: 3,105
Posted By Helbore
I fear the OP may possibly be stringing a few...

I fear the OP may possibly be stringing a few people along here :p
Forum: Showbiz 29-12-2010, 02:31
Replies: 40
Views: 6,080
Posted By Helbore
He could have been Ron instead :D Personally. I...

He could have been Ron instead :D

Personally. I love red hair. Ginger girls are the best. Give me some Scottish or Irish ginger girl any day of the week. Sexiest women alive!!
Forum: Advice 29-12-2010, 02:18
Replies: 68
Views: 4,568
Posted By Helbore
Let's rewrite this in a more mundane fashion, to...

Let's rewrite this in a more mundane fashion, to see what actually happens here.

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The serving girl moved towards him and as she approached, he got an uncontrolable flick in his underpants. At...
Forum: General Discussion 29-12-2010, 01:57
Replies: 28
Views: 1,059
Posted By Helbore
To be honest, I'm glad it sells. I'm going out on...

To be honest, I'm glad it sells. I'm going out on the pull on 20th December 2012 and using it as an excuse for "why wait?" :D
Forum: General Discussion 29-12-2010, 01:49
Replies: 28
Views: 1,059
Posted By Helbore
I honestly don't get why anyone thinks its a...

I honestly don't get why anyone thinks its a possibility anyway. Leaving aside the fact that the Mayans never actually predicted the end of the world in 2012 anyway, why would anyone take heed of...
Forum: General Discussion 29-12-2010, 01:42
Replies: 26
Views: 1,314
Posted By Helbore
Feel the touch of His noodly appendage, for He...

Feel the touch of His noodly appendage, for He finds you worthy.

Amen.
Forum: General Discussion 29-12-2010, 01:40
Replies: 51
Views: 1,581
Posted By Helbore
Plus, he didn't ask and simply told her she'd be...

Plus, he didn't ask and simply told her she'd be having his sprog, so it's kinda rape, too. Oh and as Mary was probably no more than 14 anyway, doesn't that make god a paedophile :eek::eek::eek:

No...
Forum: General Discussion 29-12-2010, 01:37
Replies: 26
Views: 1,314
Posted By Helbore
Well, it'd be bending the rules a little, but...

Well, it'd be bending the rules a little, but what good is a fake pasta-based religion if you can't bend the rules when it suits your fancy!

Sure, you're in - just swear undying loyalty and...
Forum: General Discussion 29-12-2010, 01:33
Replies: 28
Views: 1,059
Posted By Helbore
Ah, I'm seeing your dilemma now. What if everyone...

Ah, I'm seeing your dilemma now. What if everyone dies, but only Will Smith is left as the only human being in the universe.

Well in that case, the species is f*cked, so best to just die a pessimist...
Forum: General Discussion 29-12-2010, 01:31
Replies: 26
Views: 1,314
Posted By Helbore
I sacrificed a meatball to the Flying Spaghetti...

I sacrificed a meatball to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, so I'm safe. I just intend to sit back and relax with a beer, laughing at all the infidels as they burn in the fire :D
Forum: General Discussion 29-12-2010, 01:28
Replies: 28
Views: 1,059
Posted By Helbore
Who cares? You could get hit by a car tomorrow...

Who cares? You could get hit by a car tomorrow and the world would be over for all it matters to you. We could die at any time, in any possible way. So what if the world ends in 2012 (and there's...
Forum: General Discussion 29-12-2010, 01:24
Replies: 51
Views: 1,581
Posted By Helbore
Aren't you making an assumption that god was a...

Aren't you making an assumption that god was a semite? If he wasn't then him having a kid with Mary would result in a mixed race baby.

Personally, I'm more shocked that he got some random Israeli...
Forum: Movies 29-12-2010, 00:21
Replies: 11
Views: 866
Posted By Helbore
Is this the film where they see the circuit...

Is this the film where they see the circuit design in a dream and then build a spaceship out of junk and a home computer. Then they fly off to meet some aliens, who sent them the dream and they turn...
Forum: General Discussion 28-12-2010, 19:01
Replies: 77
Views: 3,090
Posted By Helbore
Personally, I think that is reasonable for a...

Personally, I think that is reasonable for a first offence.

I'd also ignore all the holier-than-thou attitudes calling your friend scum and thug and whatnot. What he did was really stupid and...
Forum: Doctor Who 28-12-2010, 18:05
Replies: 51
Views: 6,347
Posted By Helbore
It happens all the time in Who. "Blink" was a...

It happens all the time in Who. "Blink" was a complete predestination paradox, for example. The whole "Bad Wolf" storyline was also a predestination paradox.

Its also not a simple sci-fi idea. It's...
Forum: Doctor Who 28-12-2010, 17:05
Replies: 117
Views: 9,147
Posted By Helbore
Time of Angels/Flesh and Stone were also not...

Time of Angels/Flesh and Stone were also not Earth-based. If we include ACC in season 5, then that's another non-Earth based story, too.
Forum: Doctor Who 28-12-2010, 16:57
Replies: 25
Views: 2,723
Posted By Helbore
She was probably just a crap driver. I could...

She was probably just a crap driver. I could imagine her having trouble changing gears or not knowing which way to turn when trying to reverse around a corner. ;)
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