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Forum: General Discussion 29-08-2015, 10:11
Replies: 5,013
Views: 138,809
Posted By Grabid Rannies
In 20 years' time and with the population of the...

In 20 years' time and with the population of the UK nearing 100 million, this thread will still be going with users quibbling over semantics. Classic!
Forum: Showbiz 27-08-2015, 21:57
Replies: 3,403
Views: 1,343,807
Posted By Grabid Rannies
There's a considerable bulge in his own shorts...

There's a considerable bulge in his own shorts too.

Nothing's changed since the 70s, when the 'obvious' paraded themselves on TV and we all knew, but no-one said it. Sigh.
Forum: Showbiz 27-08-2015, 21:54
Replies: 51
Views: 5,020
Posted By Grabid Rannies
Well she's got two fully functioning legs and...

Well she's got two fully functioning legs and given that she'll be statutory school age in less than a year's time, she'd better be used to using them :)
Forum: General Discussion 26-08-2015, 22:22
Replies: 87
Views: 2,619
Posted By Grabid Rannies
As to the last couple of posts, WTF :confused:...

As to the last couple of posts, WTF :confused: It's just a natural reaction with male dogs that their knobs come out at the slightest provocation. Partly why I never want a dog again!
Forum: General Discussion 26-08-2015, 22:15
Replies: 87
Views: 2,619
Posted By Grabid Rannies
DS post of 2015. Well done :D :p :blush:

DS post of 2015. Well done :D :p :blush:
Forum: General Discussion 24-08-2015, 01:21
Replies: 95
Views: 3,121
Posted By Grabid Rannies
Perhaps there's an unintended 'r' in there...

Perhaps there's an unintended 'r' in there...
Forum: General Discussion 24-08-2015, 01:01
Replies: 17
Views: 745
Posted By Grabid Rannies
Unless he's proportionally of above-average...

Unless he's proportionally of above-average height, a 35" waist on a man is not exactly svelte and that's just that.
Forum: General Discussion 24-08-2015, 00:19
Replies: 17
Views: 745
Posted By Grabid Rannies
What? 30-32" is normal. After that unless you're...

What? 30-32" is normal. After that unless you're a bodybuilder then you're edging towards podgy.
Forum: General Discussion 19-08-2015, 22:52
Replies: 52
Views: 1,277
Posted By Grabid Rannies
Take it he wasn't hung then.

Take it he wasn't hung then.
Forum: General Discussion 19-08-2015, 22:50
Replies: 5,013
Views: 138,809
Posted By Grabid Rannies
Maybe I'll try Canada then. It's vast enough...

Maybe I'll try Canada then. It's vast enough that I could possibly sneak in and take refuge in a shack somewhere unnoticed, plentiful supply of fish permitting.
Forum: General Discussion 19-08-2015, 22:48
Replies: 11
Views: 309
Posted By Grabid Rannies
Israeli Dolphins, Navy SEALs...

Israeli Dolphins, Navy SEALs...
Forum: General Discussion 19-08-2015, 22:45
Replies: 261
Views: 11,402
Posted By Grabid Rannies
They look so ugly as penises, although they do...

They look so ugly as penises, although they do slightly evoke the Grand Canyon grandeur of tops of ridges having such dramatically different colour gradation.
Forum: General Discussion 19-08-2015, 22:43
Replies: 51
Views: 1,678
Posted By Grabid Rannies
The world? As in the planet itself? Nah, just...

The world? As in the planet itself? Nah, just the faeces on two legs that walk amongst us.
Forum: General Discussion 19-08-2015, 22:39
Replies: 1,011
Views: 26,633
Posted By Grabid Rannies
I'd like Derren Brown to pull it off with me :)

I'd like Derren Brown to pull it off with me :)
Forum: General Discussion 19-08-2015, 22:31
Replies: 77
Views: 3,368
Posted By Grabid Rannies
And people had the cheek to lambast Viz's...

And people had the cheek to lambast Viz's 'Frankenstein must DI!' as tasteless.
Forum: General Discussion 19-08-2015, 22:29
Replies: 5,013
Views: 138,809
Posted By Grabid Rannies
I'm going to try and move to Iceland if they'll...

I'm going to try and move to Iceland if they'll have me.
Forum: General Discussion 19-08-2015, 22:26
Replies: 51
Views: 1,678
Posted By Grabid Rannies
Filthy savages. I wish the worst possible ending...

Filthy savages. I wish the worst possible ending on their disgusting, lesser-than-protozoa existence.
Forum: General Discussion 19-08-2015, 22:24
Replies: 19
Views: 1,097
Posted By Grabid Rannies
Von Ryan's Express and all those other...

Von Ryan's Express and all those other silly/boring 60s films!
Forum: General Discussion 19-08-2015, 22:22
Replies: 82
Views: 2,711
Posted By Grabid Rannies
Lucio Fulci did that in The Beyond, but...

Lucio Fulci did that in The Beyond, but approximately half of them were made out of pipe cleaners :(
Forum: General Discussion 19-08-2015, 22:15
Replies: 23
Views: 918
Posted By Grabid Rannies
Let China sleep, for when she wakes the world...

Let China sleep, for when she wakes the world will tremble!
Forum: General Discussion 19-08-2015, 22:13
Replies: 87
Views: 2,730
Posted By Grabid Rannies
I would like to think so, but I wouldn't entrust...

I would like to think so, but I wouldn't entrust my partner with bringing up a hamster responsibly let alone a small human being.
Forum: General Discussion 19-08-2015, 22:10
Replies: 82
Views: 2,711
Posted By Grabid Rannies
Leave them alone. They're not remotely...

Leave them alone. They're not remotely interested in you, but what they will do is eat the horrible unseen shitbags in your home that want to eat your carpets and fabrics.
Forum: General Discussion 18-08-2015, 23:28
Replies: 87
Views: 2,730
Posted By Grabid Rannies
Hmm well it's probably a safe bet it wasn't...

Hmm well it's probably a safe bet it wasn't Bradford High Street... *ducks*
Forum: General Discussion 18-08-2015, 23:27
Replies: 87
Views: 2,730
Posted By Grabid Rannies
Not if they're all becoming surrogate parents...

Not if they're all becoming surrogate parents with each other! Grr, children can't be brought up in a balanced way by 'Adam and Steve' etc >:( >:(:p
Forum: General Discussion 18-08-2015, 23:21
Replies: 3,927
Views: 125,960
Posted By Grabid Rannies
Thank you. Anyone who attempts to answer any of...

Thank you.

Anyone who attempts to answer any of these questions expecting those responses to be endorsed with the slightest shred of credibility, is genuinely mentally ill. I really mean that and...
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