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Forum: Movies 30-12-2010, 08:28
Replies: 51
Views: 4,875
Posted By lynxmale
"Consider dat a devorwce!"

"Consider dat a devorwce!"
Forum: General Discussion 30-12-2010, 08:25
Replies: 57
Views: 3,540
Posted By lynxmale
Smashing a 4WD by force? You mean you can't kill...

Smashing a 4WD by force? You mean you can't kill it with kindness?
Forum: Showbiz 30-12-2010, 08:16
Replies: 16
Views: 1,962
Posted By lynxmale
Kerry will be no match for Katie. Soon Kerry will...

Kerry will be no match for Katie. Soon Kerry will have mysteriously disappeared and Katie will have a self-satisfied look, swollen to twice her size and picking bits out of her gob with a toothpick.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 29-12-2010, 23:29
Replies: 250
Views: 15,557
Posted By lynxmale
Reminds me of ITV4's Tour De France coverage last...

Reminds me of ITV4's Tour De France coverage last year. Might as well have been filmed wiv ur mobile.
Forum: General Discussion 29-12-2010, 23:22
Replies: 18
Views: 854
Posted By lynxmale
No, they'll quote health & safety. They don't...

No, they'll quote health & safety. They don't give them an outside uniform and they might catch a cold or stub their toe.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 29-12-2010, 23:18
Replies: 1,033
Views: 136,985
Posted By lynxmale
There was a hellofalot of adverts for a failing...

There was a hellofalot of adverts for a failing channel.
Forum: Showbiz 29-12-2010, 23:13
Replies: 49
Views: 3,540
Posted By lynxmale
She reminds them of Sarah Palin , i.e. made of...

She reminds them of Sarah Palin , i.e. made of PVC.
Forum: General Discussion 29-12-2010, 23:10
Replies: 18
Views: 854
Posted By lynxmale
There was some weird directive a year ago for...

There was some weird directive a year ago for Sainsburys till operators to talk to you. I mean, Grrr!
Forum: General Discussion 29-12-2010, 23:08
Replies: 223
Views: 12,235
Posted By lynxmale
That's a great place for expanding the Ann...

That's a great place for expanding the Ann Summers empire, thankyou for the idea. I am sure I'd enjoy toasting marshmallows over the glowing embers of it in my flip flops and Kaftan.
Forum: TV Shows: UK 29-12-2010, 22:59
Replies: 1,033
Views: 136,985
Posted By lynxmale
"Who's your daddy?!" Oh, that was...

"Who's your daddy?!" Oh, that was naughty...
Forum: TV Shows: UK 29-12-2010, 22:45
Replies: 1,033
Views: 136,985
Posted By lynxmale
How do you get scottish lasses pregnant? Hmm...

How do you get scottish lasses pregnant? Hmm...
Forum: Chatter 29-12-2010, 22:36
Replies: 13
Views: 1,091
Posted By lynxmale
I clap to scare away the poo goblin. He's not...

I clap to scare away the poo goblin. He's not scared by thunderous smelly chogs but he is discomfited by the implication of polite approval apparently.
Forum: Chatter 29-12-2010, 22:32
Replies: 6
Views: 272
Posted By lynxmale
Yay! Thankyou! I just looked it up on wikipedia....

Yay! Thankyou!
I just looked it up on wikipedia. They withdrew it for a while in america because bits flew up in a kid's face. I have an amusing image of health&safety with kids playing it in goggles...
Forum: PC & Mac Hardware and Software 29-12-2010, 22:27
Replies: 16
Views: 1,089
Posted By lynxmale
She might be thinking that when she switches...

She might be thinking that when she switches windows and has to wait several seconds, it's a graphics issue, when it's an issue of digging into a swapfile instead. 512Mb isn't bad for desktop use on...
Forum: PC & Mac Hardware and Software 29-12-2010, 22:23
Replies: 75
Views: 3,166
Posted By lynxmale
Yeah after your graphics has shared the memory,...

Yeah after your graphics has shared the memory, the rest of your computer can use 764Mb or so. Sounds OK for XP, maybe if you tinker with lots of operations on RAW/NEF camera files and want a lot of...
Forum: Chatter 29-12-2010, 22:16
Replies: 6
Views: 272
Posted By lynxmale
Bucking Broncos / Yaroo

Did such a game, from the makers of Mousetrap maybe, ever exist? I never had it. I think maybe you had to place things on the horse without setting off its mechanism from bucking all over the...
Forum: PC & Mac Hardware and Software 29-12-2010, 22:11
Replies: 75
Views: 3,166
Posted By lynxmale
Maybe what he does is bucking broncos with his...

Maybe what he does is bucking broncos with his computers. He sits astride them in his chaps and shouts "Yee-hah"
Forum: Showbiz 29-12-2010, 22:02
Replies: 49
Views: 3,540
Posted By lynxmale
Triumph of image over substance. Based on being...

Triumph of image over substance. Based on being rather pretty and playing the martyr to some idiotic footballer. Her fame suggests women desire to be pretty and famous above all other worth.
Sad.
Forum: Strictly Come Dancing 29-12-2010, 21:59
Replies: 7
Views: 1,795
Posted By lynxmale
Buy now and get a crash helmet FREE! "It made my...

Buy now and get a crash helmet FREE!
"It made my time on the cross just fly by" - Jesus of Nazareth
Forum: PC & Mac Hardware and Software 29-12-2010, 21:39
Replies: 75
Views: 3,166
Posted By lynxmale
No need to get excited, the statement is one...

No need to get excited, the statement is one relative to user needs. If he wants to MSN his nan and play etch-a-sketch on it, he can do with a 2000 laptop model.
Forum: PC & Mac Hardware and Software 29-12-2010, 08:40
Replies: 9
Views: 617
Posted By lynxmale
ees it in espanol, feed it some tapas...

ees it in espanol, feed it some tapas...
Forum: PC & Mac Hardware and Software 29-12-2010, 08:38
Replies: 75
Views: 3,166
Posted By lynxmale
He's quite lucky, almost any model will do. Maybe...

He's quite lucky, almost any model will do. Maybe he shouldn't consider the the very cheapest full laptops since they are built down to a price and will have some corner cut that he didn't realise....
Forum: Showbiz 29-12-2010, 08:21
Replies: 49
Views: 6,405
Posted By lynxmale
I urge ageing actors to hide their wigs.

I urge ageing actors to hide their wigs.
Forum: Showbiz 29-12-2010, 08:20
Replies: 35
Views: 8,572
Posted By lynxmale
Why does she choose yucky looking men when she's...

Why does she choose yucky looking men when she's byootiful?
Forum: General Discussion 28-12-2010, 19:42
Replies: 27
Views: 2,956
Posted By lynxmale
It's made from compressed albinos fed a...

It's made from compressed albinos fed a dairy-only diet and kept in the dark. In France, of course. Is there nothing these French won't stoop to?
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