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Forum: Showbiz Today, 09:33
Replies: 2,220
Views: 125,287
Posted By Azura's Star
Isn't it just? Although what's even funnier is...

Isn't it just?
Although what's even funnier is that using your fake family man image to flog frozen food is seen as proof of Tangoman's talent, popularity and blossoming career.
Forum: Showbiz 20-08-2014, 18:29
Replies: 2,220
Views: 125,287
Posted By Azura's Star
That's a good point. I mean, who would want to...

That's a good point.
I mean, who would want to put something in their mouth after it had been near...
Forum: Showbiz 20-08-2014, 18:12
Replies: 2,220
Views: 125,287
Posted By Azura's Star
Maybe the abject failure of "my bestest album...

Maybe the abject failure of "my bestest album evah" has finally convinced him to stick to his strengths, and hot beverage salesman was the closest he could get.
Forum: Showbiz 20-08-2014, 17:50
Replies: 108
Views: 10,861
Posted By Azura's Star
Not to mention her magic self-inflating...

Not to mention her magic self-inflating breasts.
Nicole Kidman is about as believable as Kylie and her " I don't use Botox or plastic surgery. My eyebrow has inexplicably developed a wanderlust and...
Forum: Showbiz 20-08-2014, 17:04
Replies: 2,220
Views: 125,287
Posted By Azura's Star
Cheesy, an unnatural colour, frozen solid and...

Cheesy, an unnatural colour, frozen solid and pumped full of preservatives?
Tangoman sounds like the ideal candidate.

Won't Iceland have to change their tagline to "Dads go to Iceland" in the...
Forum: Showbiz 20-08-2014, 15:52
Replies: 48
Views: 3,140
Posted By Azura's Star
If he tried that in my newly decorated house I'd...

If he tried that in my newly decorated house I'd be sorely tempted to initialise his backside with my foot.






>:(
That's a bit rude.
Mr Blobby isn't THAT bad.
Forum: Showbiz 20-08-2014, 15:46
Replies: 2,220
Views: 125,287
Posted By Azura's Star
:cry: Well, in that case, seeing as my...

:cry:
Well, in that case, seeing as my multi-squillion pound blockbuster about the life of the lovely ex Mrs Andre, starring Danny DeVito and a potato on a stick seems to have hit the skids, I hereby...
Forum: Showbiz 19-08-2014, 20:14
Replies: 48
Views: 3,140
Posted By Azura's Star
Soaps. Can't stand them. Anything featuring any...

Soaps. Can't stand them.

Anything featuring any of the following
Carole Vordermonster
Angela Rippon
Fiona Phillips
Fiona Bruce
Jeremy Clarkson and his sniggering sidekicks
Pip Schofield
Anthea Turner
Forum: Showbiz 19-08-2014, 18:11
Replies: 108
Views: 10,861
Posted By Azura's Star
:blush: So he is!! But in my defence, he's done...

:blush:
So he is!!
But in my defence, he's done enough lying to warrant a double mention.
Forum: Showbiz 19-08-2014, 06:25
Replies: 108
Views: 10,861
Posted By Azura's Star
Don't you mean Chantelle " I honestly had no idea...

Don't you mean Chantelle " I honestly had no idea that Alex Reid liked to dress in women's clothes despite the fact that there were photographs of him all over the newspapers " Houghton?
;-)
Forum: Showbiz 19-08-2014, 00:20
Replies: 108
Views: 10,861
Posted By Azura's Star
I can't believe this thread has got to the second...

I can't believe this thread has got to the second page without mentioning Peter Andre, the patron saint of the big pile of poo.
Forum: Showbiz 14-08-2014, 21:25
Replies: 2,220
Views: 125,287
Posted By Azura's Star
To be fair to Tangoman, end credits are his...

To be fair to Tangoman, end credits are his speciality.
It's bad enough that he had to inflict his nasally warbling on a film I didn't have to watch, but if he starts trying to befoul Peppa Pig I...
Forum: Showbiz 14-08-2014, 21:06
Replies: 2,220
Views: 125,287
Posted By Azura's Star
Oh good grief - I'm embarrassed that I know this,...

Oh good grief - I'm embarrassed that I know this, but due to some pretty heavy-duty Peppa Pig watching of my own, I'm fairly sure that they are watching the end credits.
:blush::blush::blush:
Forum: Showbiz 14-08-2014, 20:43
Replies: 2,220
Views: 125,287
Posted By Azura's Star
I think it only works if you're a complete...

I think it only works if you're a complete stranger looking at a photograph cazzz.
:(




I still think he's wearing the pugs on his head as part of his quiff/hair do.
Forum: Showbiz 14-08-2014, 20:23
Replies: 2,220
Views: 125,287
Posted By Azura's Star
Must be cazzz. Tangoman doesn't do freebies...

Must be cazzz.
Tangoman doesn't do freebies unless it's free stuff for him.
And Junior and Princess are such seasoned professionals that there are probably undiscovered tribes living in the Amazon...
Forum: Showbiz 14-08-2014, 19:50
Replies: 2,220
Views: 125,287
Posted By Azura's Star
I have the feeling he will be respecting Emily's...

I have the feeling he will be respecting Emily's wishes about not putting Amelia on television in much the same way as he is respecting Junior and Princess' mother
by keeping them away from the...
Forum: Showbiz 14-08-2014, 19:43
Replies: 2,220
Views: 125,287
Posted By Azura's Star
Ooh ooh, please miss, I know!! " Tangoman was...

Ooh ooh, please miss, I know!!
" Tangoman was bestriding zelebdom like Mr Big Stuff , bestowing his Alka-Seltzerings on a bevvy of lovelies, as though he thought It's a Man's World, because that's...
Forum: Showbiz 14-08-2014, 18:39
Replies: 74
Views: 5,660
Posted By Azura's Star
Completely. But I suppose there must be a market...

Completely.
But I suppose there must be a market for these things, or the Sidebar of Shame and the multitude of low-rent magazines that seem to exist purely to print photographs of z-listers dragging...
Forum: Showbiz 14-08-2014, 17:35
Replies: 2,220
Views: 125,287
Posted By Azura's Star
Has she though? I know the Tangoed Twerp SAID...

Has she though?
I know the Tangoed Twerp SAID that she's said no to TV, but I don't believe a damn word he says.
I'm not sure that Emily is the one deluding herself.
She's known him for years, and...
Forum: Showbiz 13-08-2014, 20:31
Replies: 2,220
Views: 125,287
Posted By Azura's Star
So he found himself a young, natural, fresh-faced...

So he found himself a young, natural, fresh-faced student to shag.
Oh, wait.....
:D
Forum: Showbiz 13-08-2014, 19:18
Replies: 2,220
Views: 125,287
Posted By Azura's Star
Actually BEL, you could have added "hole". Or...

Actually BEL, you could have added "hole".
Or wipe.
:D
Forum: Showbiz 13-08-2014, 18:56
Replies: 2,220
Views: 125,287
Posted By Azura's Star
Ever. I wonder exactly what his "commitment...

Ever.
I wonder exactly what his "commitment issues" were?
Perhaps he was just confused by the fact that Emily arrived at his house via the front door instead of in a car boot, and he didn't have to...
Forum: Showbiz 13-08-2014, 18:46
Replies: 61
Views: 5,807
Posted By Azura's Star
I've got a massive soft spot for Ian...

I've got a massive soft spot for Ian McKellan.
He's a fantastic actor ( particularly on stage ), a lovely person and does some amazing charity work.
I bumped into him (literally) about 10 years ago,...
Forum: Showbiz 13-08-2014, 17:52
Replies: 19
Views: 3,459
Posted By Azura's Star
Every single nonentity mentioned above. Plus...

Every single nonentity mentioned above.
Plus Carole bloody Vorderman and her massive backside.
Forum: Showbiz 12-08-2014, 20:17
Replies: 2,220
Views: 125,287
Posted By Azura's Star
I've decided that the way forward for any thread...

I've decided that the way forward for any thread dedicated to a moronic, orange z-lister is to stick religiously to fruit and vegetable related postage.
This being the case, I believe I have found a...
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