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Forum: General Discussion 25-03-2015, 15:45
Replies: 3,344
Views: 112,341
Posted By dip_transfer
Aye, he speaks his mind, that's why we get along...

Aye, he speaks his mind, that's why we get along :D
Forum: General Discussion 25-03-2015, 15:38
Replies: 3,344
Views: 112,341
Posted By dip_transfer
He won't be out of work for long. Some channel...

He won't be out of work for long. Some channel will snap all three of em up, As an American friend of mine commented about it all, Men fight all the time, but you British have all turned into a...
Forum: General Discussion 31-12-2010, 16:53
Replies: 82
Views: 10,767
Posted By dip_transfer
Man rushed to hospital after a sex game went...

Man rushed to hospital after a sex game went wrong, Doctor's found 6 toy horses stuck up his arse, They described his condition as Stable.
Forum: General Discussion 31-12-2010, 16:42
Replies: 82
Views: 10,767
Posted By dip_transfer
I was sitting with my mate Tom from Australia as...

I was sitting with my mate Tom from Australia as we stayed up late watching the cricket. Tom pulled a bottle of beer out of the fridge and came up to me and asked "Mate have you got an opener?"

To...
Forum: General Discussion 31-12-2010, 16:32
Replies: 82
Views: 10,767
Posted By dip_transfer
If a woman is stood in the middle of a forest...

If a woman is stood in the middle of a forest nagging, and there's no one around to hear it.........does she still deserve a slap?
Forum: General Discussion 31-12-2010, 16:21
Replies: 82
Views: 10,767
Posted By dip_transfer
Jesus Christ, you need to find a sense of...

Jesus Christ, you need to find a sense of humour
;)
Forum: General Discussion 31-12-2010, 15:47
Replies: 82
Views: 10,767
Posted By dip_transfer
With hindsight, I should have posted my Facebook...

With hindsight, I should have posted my Facebook status as,

" I've just blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i" Rather than, " Ive just F***ed a 13 year old Escort"... Still the police saw the funny...
Forum: General Discussion 31-12-2010, 15:34
Replies: 82
Views: 10,767
Posted By dip_transfer
What's got 4 legs and a C**t halfway up it's...

What's got 4 legs and a C**t halfway up it's back?


A Police horse.......

and that's one of the cleanest i received.
Forum: General Discussion 31-12-2010, 15:27
Replies: 43
Views: 2,662
Posted By dip_transfer
I've seen some weird thread topics this year, But...

I've seen some weird thread topics this year, But this has to be the weirdest and saddest.
Forum: General Discussion 30-12-2010, 13:20
Replies: 57
Views: 3,491
Posted By dip_transfer
Hardly " disturbing" Unless that sort of thing...

Hardly " disturbing" Unless that sort of thing gives you nightmares
Forum: Sport 29-12-2010, 11:25
Replies: 80
Views: 3,370
Posted By dip_transfer
If Australia win the 5th Test that takes it to...

If Australia win the 5th Test that takes it to 2-2 a draw plus the first match was drawn, So the holders retain the Trophy. I'm not a hugh Cricket fan myself, But, Them's the rules.

If there's no...
Forum: General Discussion 27-12-2010, 23:02
Replies: 79
Views: 3,863
Posted By dip_transfer
So cynical :rolleyes:

So cynical
:rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussion 27-12-2010, 22:46
Replies: 79
Views: 3,863
Posted By dip_transfer
It's easy to compare one thing with another, If...

It's easy to compare one thing with another, If you don't agree with it.

The difference being, one would concern me personally, The other one doesn't. Is it really a problem that Hefner's 84 and...
Forum: General Discussion 27-12-2010, 21:00
Replies: 79
Views: 3,863
Posted By dip_transfer
Good luck to the old devil i say. Whatever the...

Good luck to the old devil i say.

Whatever the mutual benefits of the relationship are;), They are both consenting adults. It may not be to everyone's taste, but, That's life :D
Forum: General Discussion 26-12-2010, 16:51
Replies: 25
Views: 1,708
Posted By dip_transfer
Normally we recycle our paper and cardboard, But...

Normally we recycle our paper and cardboard, But because of the weather and erratic bin collections, We've burned it in a garden incinerator.
Forum: General Discussion 26-12-2010, 14:43
Replies: 33
Views: 2,123
Posted By dip_transfer
Weight gain i can understand, If used in...

Weight gain i can understand, If used in conjunction with a decent body building routine.

But Anabolic Steroids, Tell him He's a F***ing idiot, They cause all sorts of health problems, They could...
Forum: General Discussion 24-12-2010, 15:13
Replies: 96
Views: 7,916
Posted By dip_transfer
Call me callous if you may, But, At least it...

Call me callous if you may, But, At least it wasn't a child this time.

When will people learn.
Forum: General Discussion 23-12-2010, 18:33
Replies: 48
Views: 1,836
Posted By dip_transfer
No i don't think burlesque is art, Personally i...

No i don't think burlesque is art, Personally i quite like it, sexy stripping.

Art to me is Constable's Haywain or Michelangelo's David.

People today are way to quick to label something as art,...
Forum: General Discussion 21-12-2010, 17:11
Replies: 95
Views: 2,893
Posted By dip_transfer
Same here really, I just wish the gays would stop...

Same here really, I just wish the gays would stop trying to force it down our throats.;)
Forum: General Discussion 21-12-2010, 16:48
Replies: 23
Views: 903
Posted By dip_transfer
Yep, It gets my vote, Take it off the streets and...

Yep, It gets my vote, Take it off the streets and into Brothels, Like they have in Australia etc, It's money for the Government in Taxes and it's controlled and safe.

But can't see it happening...
Forum: General Discussion 21-12-2010, 16:29
Replies: 138
Views: 5,718
Posted By dip_transfer
Seems ridiculous that someone could be married to...

Seems ridiculous that someone could be married to a racist that long, and not know. What a daft question.
Forum: General Discussion 21-12-2010, 10:43
Replies: 242
Views: 8,197
Posted By dip_transfer
If she's guilty then yes, Irrespective of who she...

If she's guilty then yes, Irrespective of who she is or where she comes from.
Forum: General Discussion 20-12-2010, 18:51
Replies: 9
Views: 762
Posted By dip_transfer
It does make sense after the recent bad weather...

It does make sense after the recent bad weather and flight delays.

Just as you've packed everything you need for your holiday, Maybe people should start putting together an Airport Survival bag....
Forum: General Discussion 18-12-2010, 17:17
Replies: 141
Views: 23,086
Posted By dip_transfer
So Creepy:eek:

So Creepy:eek:
Forum: General Discussion 18-12-2010, 15:28
Replies: 55
Views: 2,439
Posted By dip_transfer
Then the car that was flying past would notice...

Then the car that was flying past would notice the Double parked van. :rolleyes:

You could easily reverse out of that parking space, without putting your vehicle beyond the width of the van :)
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