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Forum: Showbiz 10-08-2014, 11:37
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Posted By Amused Harpy
What a load of childish drivel in today's Dreary....

What a load of childish drivel in today's Dreary. You would think it had been written by a petulant teenager rather than by a woman of mature years. She needs to grow up.

I notice there was no...
Forum: Showbiz 14-07-2014, 22:56
Replies: 2,557
Views: 476,947
Posted By Amused Harpy
That's terrible, Dominodarling. Prudence should...

That's terrible, Dominodarling. Prudence should be returned to you. I'm sure she'd be better looked after by you than by the selfish Ms. Jones.
Forum: Showbiz 14-07-2014, 22:49
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Posted By Amused Harpy
I haven't posted anything here for some time but...

I haven't posted anything here for some time but this Sunday's Dreary entry gave me the idea for a 'take off' on it.

By the way, amikolaichek, I think your posts are brilliant.

In which I am in a...
Forum: Showbiz 09-06-2013, 11:15
Replies: 2,557
Views: 476,947
Posted By Amused Harpy
Glad you liked my spoof, Seabird and...

Glad you liked my spoof, Seabird and coldcomfort.

Last week and this week she has reintroduced the imaginary Rock Star into her Diary. I suspect she thought at first it was time to write him out...
Forum: Showbiz 30-05-2013, 00:04
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Posted By Amused Harpy
Liz Jones musing to self: "Oh, no! I've just...

Liz Jones musing to self: "Oh, no! I've just received an e-mail from Mr. Dacre, telling me to make my Diary more interesting or I'll be out on my ear. Well, he didn't actually say ear - it was an...
Forum: Showbiz 10-05-2013, 13:34
Replies: 2,557
Views: 476,947
Posted By Amused Harpy
Your Diary by Mistress Elizabeth Pepys-Jones had...

Your Diary by Mistress Elizabeth Pepys-Jones had me in stitches, coldcomfort.:D

Good luck with your novels. You really deserve to get them published.

I think it's exit stage left for her imaginary...
Forum: Showbiz 21-04-2013, 11:45
Replies: 2,557
Views: 476,947
Posted By Amused Harpy
Absolutely agree with your comments,...

Absolutely agree with your comments, sunstone.

What a vile piece of work Liz Jones is. It just shows the only feelings she has are for herself, the self-centred uncaring creature that she is.

Like...
Forum: Showbiz 07-04-2013, 23:45
Replies: 2,557
Views: 476,947
Posted By Amused Harpy
Liz Jones is an absolutely vile creature. If it...

Liz Jones is an absolutely vile creature. If it is true that she parks in disabled parking spaces, let's hope a traffic warden catches her soon.

As for the Dreary it was totally disgusting. She's...
Forum: Showbiz 06-04-2013, 13:30
Replies: 2,557
Views: 476,947
Posted By Amused Harpy
Hope you're feeling much better now,...

Hope you're feeling much better now, coldcomfort.

Right enough, that photo of Liz Jones with the rictus smile was really scary - enough to give anyone the heebie-jeebies. I thought she looked like...
Forum: Showbiz 01-04-2013, 11:52
Replies: 2,557
Views: 476,947
Posted By Amused Harpy
I'd agree with some of the results of that brain...

I'd agree with some of the results of that brain scan, i.e. she can't think straight, has no sense of proportion and rational thought is difficult for her. The bit about having a memory like an...
Forum: Showbiz 01-04-2013, 00:05
Replies: 2,557
Views: 476,947
Posted By Amused Harpy
Merde alors! Sacrebleu! Today's Dreary really...

Merde alors! Sacrebleu! Today's Dreary really scraped the bottom of the barrel.:mad: This week's episode was really despicable. The e-mail sounded like something she'd concocted herself.

Looks...
Forum: Showbiz 24-03-2013, 10:28
Replies: 2,557
Views: 476,947
Posted By Amused Harpy
The heading for today's Dear Diary should have...

The heading for today's Dear Diary should have been In which nothing eventful has happened, as usual, so I'm just inventing a sob story.:cry::cry:

If, however, she is tellling the truth this time,...
Forum: Showbiz 22-03-2013, 10:28
Replies: 2,557
Views: 476,947
Posted By Amused Harpy
Coldcomfort your parody accurately captures the...

Coldcomfort your parody accurately captures the essence of Pascal.
Some sex god, eh?:eek::eek::eek:
Either Sam Brick is writing that rubbish because she's short of cash or she is deluded, crazed or...
Forum: Showbiz 20-03-2013, 14:18
Replies: 2,557
Views: 476,947
Posted By Amused Harpy
How true, coldcomfort and Becky Sharpe. Pascal...

How true, coldcomfort and Becky Sharpe.
Pascal and Antonio's lack of hygiene sounds quite revolting.
I'll bet you can smell them before you see them. They really should wash every day.
Right...
Forum: Showbiz 20-03-2013, 10:30
Replies: 2,557
Views: 476,947
Posted By Amused Harpy
Totally agree, BS. Sam Brick's writing was so bad...

Totally agree, BS. Sam Brick's writing was so bad it was like a parody in itself.
Pascal in his camouflage gear wouldn't look out of place singing YMCA with the Village People.
Like Grace Kelly, I...
Forum: Showbiz 18-03-2013, 15:58
Replies: 2,557
Views: 476,947
Posted By Amused Harpy
Thanks for your comments, Becky Sharpe and Cold...

Thanks for your comments, Becky Sharpe and Cold Comfort.
Here's the latest episode:-

In which there's one humungous crisis.

Something was afoot, dear reader, because the RS* hadn't sent me any...
Forum: Showbiz 17-03-2013, 12:15
Replies: 2,557
Views: 476,947
Posted By Amused Harpy
In which I am utterly devastated. In the...

In which I am utterly devastated.

In the aftermath of Mr. Piggy Eyes' (aka the RS*) obsession with Lorraine Kelly's boobies, I have had a truly dreadful time.
Michael knocked over my laptop,...
Forum: Showbiz 14-03-2013, 09:15
Replies: 2,557
Views: 476,947
Posted By Amused Harpy
Great stuff, coldcomfort. It's entertaining and...

Great stuff, coldcomfort. It's entertaining and vastly superior to the tripe Liz Jones churns out. :):)

RS* strumming his guitar and singing:

Oh, Lizzie, hen, come share ma but an' ben.
Ah'll...
Forum: Showbiz 11-03-2013, 10:10
Replies: 2,557
Views: 476,947
Posted By Amused Harpy
Or what about that bit where she said she would...

Or what about that bit where she said she would be speeding because she was "so special and important and always had to hurry"? That must be a joke surely.:confused: As if Nic would be silly enough...
Forum: Showbiz 23-02-2013, 13:19
Replies: 2,557
Views: 476,947
Posted By Amused Harpy
Note to self: Well, that's this week's Diary cut...

Note to self: Well, that's this week's Diary cut and pasted in ten minutes. The word count's been padded out with designer label references and more tales of how the nasty locals have been mean to...
Forum: Showbiz 18-02-2013, 00:35
Replies: 2,557
Views: 476,947
Posted By Amused Harpy
I wonder what odds Bellagio would give us on Liz...

I wonder what odds Bellagio would give us on Liz Jones leaving Yorkshire and returning to London as soon as possible? It's obvious country life is not for her and she is already complaining about...
Forum: Showbiz 13-02-2013, 18:01
Replies: 2,557
Views: 476,947
Posted By Amused Harpy
Like most people on this thread, I don't find her...

Like most people on this thread, I don't find her in the least warm, witty or funny. Her Dreary entry on the 10th of February was drivel, as usual.

As if that creep Nirpal would say to anyone that...
Forum: Showbiz 17-09-2012, 09:45
Replies: 3,712
Views: 646,622
Posted By Amused Harpy
I'm convinced Dacre is employing her as a...

I'm convinced Dacre is employing her as a 'wind-up merchant' to get internet hits for his paper. He must think bad publicity is better than no publicity.

Like most people on this thread, I have...
Forum: Showbiz 03-09-2012, 14:00
Replies: 3,712
Views: 646,622
Posted By Amused Harpy
Regarding yesterday's article in the Mail on...

Regarding yesterday's article in the Mail on Sunday with Liz moaning: "I'm profoundly deaf so why can't I be in the Paralympics?", the answers are:- (a) there's such a thing as the Deaflympics and...
Forum: Showbiz 26-08-2012, 09:20
Replies: 3,712
Views: 646,622
Posted By Amused Harpy
In view of her heading: "In which I long to come...

In view of her heading: "In which I long to come clean", I thought for a moment she might be hinting that the Rock Star was fictional but no such luck.

As usual, there was no real story in today's...
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