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Forum: Chatter 20-10-2010, 14:53
Replies: 15
Views: 2,469
Posted By Glasgow Girl
I don't play with my earlobes but I'm always...

I don't play with my earlobes but I'm always playing with my earrings. I have six in each ear and "fiddle" with them.
Forum: Chatter 20-10-2010, 14:52
Replies: 48
Views: 1,962
Posted By Glasgow Girl
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet...

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks
are too high."

:D :D :D :o
Forum: Chatter 20-10-2010, 14:51
Replies: 1,721
Views: 38,321
Posted By Glasgow Girl
toast, definitely. Find crumpets "chewy". Jam...

toast, definitely. Find crumpets "chewy".

Jam or honey?
Forum: Chatter 19-10-2010, 10:15
Replies: 48
Views: 1,962
Posted By Glasgow Girl
What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A"...

What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
Forum: Chatter 15-10-2010, 14:02
Replies: 48
Views: 1,962
Posted By Glasgow Girl
An executive was in a quandary. He had to get rid...

An executive was in a quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally...
Forum: Chatter 15-10-2010, 13:50
Replies: 1,721
Views: 38,321
Posted By Glasgow Girl
either natural or artificial

either

natural or artificial
Forum: Chatter 15-10-2010, 12:08
Replies: 1,721
Views: 38,321
Posted By Glasgow Girl
definitely chinese long hair or short hair?

definitely chinese

long hair or short hair?
Forum: Chatter 15-10-2010, 11:17
Replies: 1,721
Views: 38,321
Posted By Glasgow Girl
Yes Petrol or diesel?

Yes

Petrol or diesel?
Forum: Chatter 15-10-2010, 10:47
Replies: 1,721
Views: 38,321
Posted By Glasgow Girl
Yes Blue pen or black pen?

Yes

Blue pen or black pen?
Forum: Chatter 15-10-2010, 10:46
Replies: 1,721
Views: 38,321
Posted By Glasgow Girl
my fingers. Coke or Irn Bru?

my fingers.

Coke or Irn Bru?
Forum: Chatter 15-10-2010, 10:45
Replies: 48
Views: 1,962
Posted By Glasgow Girl
Gary Glitter is reportedly in Chile. It is the...

Gary Glitter is reportedly in Chile. It is the only place you can slide a miner up and down a shaft and get applauded for it.
Forum: Chatter 15-10-2010, 10:29
Replies: 48
Views: 1,962
Posted By Glasgow Girl
There once was a king who lived in two-storey...

There once was a king who lived in two-storey grass hut. Every holiday the king demanded to be given a new throne as a gift. As soon as a new throne arrived, he would store the old throne on the...
Forum: Chatter 15-10-2010, 10:27
Replies: 1,721
Views: 38,321
Posted By Glasgow Girl
Going out for dinner with workmates. spit or...

Going out for dinner with workmates.

spit or swallow?
Forum: Chatter 14-10-2010, 16:44
Replies: 1,721
Views: 38,321
Posted By Glasgow Girl
about 11ish double or king-size and duvet or...

about 11ish

double or king-size and duvet or blankets?
Forum: Chatter 14-10-2010, 16:38
Replies: 1,721
Views: 38,321
Posted By Glasgow Girl
beer Christine Bleakley or Adrian Chiles?

beer

Christine Bleakley or Adrian Chiles?
Forum: Chatter 14-10-2010, 16:35
Replies: 48
Views: 1,962
Posted By Glasgow Girl
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapus

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotapus
Forum: Chatter 14-10-2010, 16:32
Replies: 1,721
Views: 38,321
Posted By Glasgow Girl
facebook - definitely BBC or ITV

facebook - definitely

BBC or ITV
Forum: Chatter 14-10-2010, 16:12
Replies: 1,721
Views: 38,321
Posted By Glasgow Girl
both mug or cup

both

mug or cup
Forum: Chatter 14-10-2010, 16:09
Replies: 48
Views: 1,962
Posted By Glasgow Girl
snort, giggle :D :D :D

snort, giggle :D :D :D
Forum: Chatter 14-10-2010, 15:55
Replies: 1,721
Views: 38,321
Posted By Glasgow Girl
Neither - waxed :D Pub or Restaurant?

Neither - waxed :D

Pub or Restaurant?
Forum: Chatter 14-10-2010, 15:50
Replies: 1,721
Views: 38,321
Posted By Glasgow Girl
Looking after my nephew. Strictly or X-factor?

Looking after my nephew.

Strictly or X-factor?
Forum: Chatter 14-10-2010, 15:49
Replies: 48
Views: 1,962
Posted By Glasgow Girl
Why was tigger looking down the toilet?? A:...

Why was tigger looking down the toilet??
A: Because he was trying to find Pooh!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
He had to report to work at KFC.

What do you call a cow that just gave birth...
Forum: Chatter 14-10-2010, 15:48
Replies: 1,721
Views: 38,321
Posted By Glasgow Girl
For a man, quantity - makes him sleep better!!!!!...

For a man, quantity - makes him sleep better!!!!! for a woman - definitely quality

In the bed or on top?
Forum: Chatter 14-10-2010, 15:43
Replies: 1,721
Views: 38,321
Posted By Glasgow Girl
Slow and Tender. Morning or afternoon?

Slow and Tender.

Morning or afternoon?
Forum: The X Factor 12-10-2010, 11:41
Replies: 15
Views: 1,647
Posted By Glasgow Girl
I saw the article this morning and must say she...

I saw the article this morning and must say she looks a lot better - much prettier. She'll probably get more business now :D

I don't understand why people think that plastering on the make-up makes...
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