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Forum: Politics 25-08-2014, 21:50
Replies: 193
Views: 4,760
Posted By petertard
Salmond has definitely won this debate.

Salmond has definitely won this debate.
Forum: Politics 25-08-2014, 20:45
Replies: 2
Views: 229
Posted By petertard
Darling is hypnotic

I wonder if the Darlings call each other Darling, or by their name. Anyway, he can cast a spell on people who listen to him.
Forum: Doctor Who 25-08-2014, 00:08
Replies: 24
Views: 1,110
Posted By petertard
I much preferred RTD's tenure. he wrote for the...

I much preferred RTD's tenure. he wrote for the audience with a broad scope, whereas Moff seems to write for himself, with a much more limited vision.
Forum: Doctor Who 23-08-2014, 22:37
Replies: 47
Views: 4,161
Posted By petertard
When he spoke up, you could hear him. When he was...

When he spoke up, you could hear him. When he was quiet, he was unclear, but this might have been a sound issue.
Forum: Doctor Who 23-08-2014, 21:25
Replies: 47
Views: 4,161
Posted By petertard
Capaldi's diction

Not all of it was clear, but more clear than Amy's.
Forum: Advice 23-08-2014, 11:55
Replies: 222
Views: 22,120
Posted By petertard
If you spend enough and pick a really top-notch...

If you spend enough and pick a really top-notch escort, the experience can in itself be much more than the mundane losing of virginity. There was this guy who gave feedback on a Russian escort he had...
Forum: Chatter 23-08-2014, 11:48
Replies: 926
Views: 40,961
Posted By petertard
Borrowing from Borodin

Blimey, I heard it on the tv, this man singing, "Take my hand, I'm a stranger in paradise", wot is from that musical Kismet, but all the music from that is borrowed wholesale from Borodin's Prince...
Forum: Advice 21-08-2014, 12:15
Replies: 222
Views: 22,120
Posted By petertard
A man cannot be as much of a virgin as a woman...

A man cannot be as much of a virgin as a woman can.
Forum: Politics 19-08-2014, 23:22
Replies: 10
Views: 562
Posted By petertard
Stella Creasy MP

Blimey, just saw her on the tv on Newsnight, she's attractive, indeed, very fine bone structure, high cheekbones.
Forum: Advice 19-08-2014, 21:13
Replies: 222
Views: 22,120
Posted By petertard
Escorts offer OWO, so they reckon the chance of...

Escorts offer OWO, so they reckon the chance of an STD from oral is remote.
Forum: General Discussion 17-08-2014, 22:24
Replies: 16
Views: 617
Posted By petertard
Elephant ears

Blimey, I just saw an Asian elephant on the tv and their ears are so much smaller than those on an African elephant wot I have seen many times on the tv; they must be only a quarter of the size of...
Forum: Chatter 17-08-2014, 13:40
Replies: 926
Views: 40,961
Posted By petertard
Church mice

They say, "As poor as a church mouse", but why is a church mouse poor ? I mean, the vicar will not be poor, so why should the mouse be ?
Forum: Advice 17-08-2014, 12:15
Replies: 222
Views: 22,120
Posted By petertard
They were advertising escorts from 80 in London,...

They were advertising escorts from 80 in London, saying that other agencies were charging too much and the poor escort herself only gets about 60%, so their admin is deliberately set lower to...
Forum: Chatter 14-08-2014, 19:21
Replies: 926
Views: 40,961
Posted By petertard
Personal Worst

They say a person has just achieved their Personal Best, their PB; but what about their Personal Worst, their worst ever performance ?
Forum: Advice 13-08-2014, 00:17
Replies: 222
Views: 22,120
Posted By petertard
What if the escort drove an Escort ?

What if the escort drove an Escort ?
Forum: Advice 12-08-2014, 22:04
Replies: 222
Views: 22,120
Posted By petertard
I seen an escort who is well a 10, but she's...

I seen an escort who is well a 10, but she's about 200 an hour.
Forum: Advice 12-08-2014, 16:35
Replies: 222
Views: 22,120
Posted By petertard
You have to spend about 250 for an hour with a...

You have to spend about 250 for an hour with a classy escort who will help you out through what you need to do and use her experience to make sex with someone who is inexperienced work better. Try...
Forum: General Discussion 12-08-2014, 11:42
Replies: 8
Views: 268
Posted By petertard
Anyone had a Rolls Royce Silver Cloud as a wedding car ?

It must be the most gorgeous car ever made, and they use a lot of them now as wedding cars, coz they is so classy. So, anyone had one of them for a wedding, and what was the ride like ?
Forum: TV Shows: UK 09-08-2014, 21:08
Replies: 58
Views: 6,111
Posted By petertard
Will the ratings tumble ?

Will the ratings tumble ?
Forum: TV Shows: Reality 09-08-2014, 19:06
Replies: 1,264
Views: 68,086
Posted By petertard
This is a totally retarded concept.

This is a totally retarded concept.
Forum: General Discussion 08-08-2014, 20:22
Replies: 15,533
Views: 529,101
Posted By petertard
OP has not told the truth, perhaps in the...

OP has not told the truth, perhaps in the mistaken hope that he would get off with culpable homicide, but I think he will get the same verdict he would have got if he had told the truth from the...
Forum: General Discussion 08-08-2014, 20:02
Replies: 15,533
Views: 529,101
Posted By petertard
I think he will get Murder (Dolus Eventualis), as...

I think he will get Murder (Dolus Eventualis), as there might be some reasonable doubt on intent.
Forum: Advice 08-08-2014, 11:39
Replies: 25
Views: 2,686
Posted By petertard
Jesse Owens was a smoker and he won 4 Olympic...

Jesse Owens was a smoker and he won 4 Olympic Gold Medals (but he did die from lung cancer, but that was years later).

Rooney and Bradley Wiggins smoke and they are not dead, yet.
Forum: General Discussion 08-08-2014, 11:29
Replies: 15,533
Views: 529,101
Posted By petertard
Could OP be ordered to pay reparations as part of...

Could OP be ordered to pay reparations as part of the sentence, like one or two million Rand ?
Forum: Chatter 08-08-2014, 11:20
Replies: 926
Views: 40,961
Posted By petertard
Was Kitchener ever a cricket umpire ?

They have the umpires on the tv and they lift the finger and point it at the man with the bat and then they have to walk because they is given out. But the Kitchener, in that poster, he points the...
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