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Forum: General Discussion 28-12-2010, 18:32
Replies: 256
Views: 10,484
Posted By Clunk
Said it before and I will say it again - good...

Said it before and I will say it again - good manners is all that is needed - it is not about feeling sorry for anyone !

Sadly, good manners seems to be such a difficult concept for many people.
Forum: General Discussion 28-12-2010, 17:08
Replies: 256
Views: 10,484
Posted By Clunk
I love the curious perception that non medical...

I love the curious perception that non medical staff don't see patient notes - this may scare some of you silly - they do !!

To that end, the whole argument about 'what if he/she goes off telling...
Forum: Advice 27-12-2010, 22:46
Replies: 18
Views: 3,979
Posted By Clunk
Apart from noise issues, there may be some other...

Apart from noise issues, there may be some other things just to bear in mind before you commit...

Do you have a car - there may well be a large impact on insurance premiums ?

What happens if the...
Forum: General Discussion 26-12-2010, 19:28
Replies: 58
Views: 3,714
Posted By Clunk
Le Petomane (sp) ? Couldn't see the...

Le Petomane (sp) ?


Couldn't see the entertainment value either !!
Forum: General Discussion 26-12-2010, 17:11
Replies: 18
Views: 764
Posted By Clunk
Don't know how old he is but I bet he still got...

Don't know how old he is but I bet he still got asked for ID when he was buying some Brandy for his Christmas pud !
Forum: Advice 24-12-2010, 15:00
Replies: 3
Views: 555
Posted By Clunk
You too Clank (this is getting surreal !!) :D

You too Clank

(this is getting surreal !!)
:D
Forum: Advice 24-12-2010, 14:57
Replies: 3
Views: 555
Posted By Clunk
peel off all the blue stuff or it will melt to...

peel off all the blue stuff or it will melt to the microwave - it is to protect the surface during manufacture and transit
Forum: Music 23-12-2010, 21:32
Replies: 19
Views: 1,181
Posted By Clunk
Are you sure you are not thinking of the video to...

Are you sure you are not thinking of the video to Depeche Mode's 'Walking In My Shoes'. That had skating 'monks'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4YEW8uibkY

(Skating 'monks' is at about 2.55)

Love...
Forum: General Discussion 23-12-2010, 21:17
Replies: 22
Views: 1,109
Posted By Clunk
Three bottles of wine in a posh wooden box from...

Three bottles of wine in a posh wooden box from the company, and a gift from my boss that I promised not to open until Saturday
Forum: Food and Drink 23-12-2010, 09:14
Replies: 8
Views: 4,386
Posted By Clunk
Personally I wouldn't microwave it. I prefer to...

Personally I wouldn't microwave it. I prefer to cut the slices, lay them in an ovenproof dish/roasting tray and cover with a very, very thin stock, wrap with foil then place in the bottom of the oven...
Forum: Food and Drink 21-12-2010, 21:37
Replies: 18
Views: 2,432
Posted By Clunk
How much you enjoy any wine is down to what you...

How much you enjoy any wine is down to what you think of the taste - not the price per bottle. Some cheap wine is very nice, some very expensive wine is bloody horrible !

Every year I get given 3...
Forum: General Discussion 11-12-2010, 03:15
Replies: 122
Views: 4,029
Posted By Clunk
Kinky !!! (hey I am just getting back to it...

Kinky !!!

(hey I am just getting back to it being a nooky factory of a thread !! :D )
Forum: General Discussion 11-12-2010, 03:09
Replies: 122
Views: 4,029
Posted By Clunk
Remember, you have 31 years on me !! Mr Wilkes,...

Remember, you have 31 years on me !!

Mr Wilkes, Amos Brearly and Annie Sugden is my limit !!

(hee hee - I am so young :D - first time I have said that in a long time !!!!!)
Forum: General Discussion 11-12-2010, 03:04
Replies: 122
Views: 4,029
Posted By Clunk
Mr Wilkes - I feel young again. Yours...

Mr Wilkes - I feel young again.

Yours truly

Amos Brearly
Forum: General Discussion 11-12-2010, 02:49
Replies: 122
Views: 4,029
Posted By Clunk
So you are not Annie Sugden either ?? (Oh God -...

So you are not Annie Sugden either ??

(Oh God - that ages me so much !!!! :eek: Just Google it, then pretend you didn't so that I don't feel 102 !!!! :o )
Forum: General Discussion 11-12-2010, 02:40
Replies: 122
Views: 4,029
Posted By Clunk
EricPollard is a woman ? (I gotta stop drinking...

EricPollard is a woman ?

(I gotta stop drinking !)
Forum: General Discussion 11-12-2010, 02:31
Replies: 122
Views: 4,029
Posted By Clunk
You don't need airbags !

You don't need airbags !
Forum: General Discussion 11-12-2010, 02:28
Replies: 122
Views: 4,029
Posted By Clunk
Well sweet child, I am as happy as a chipmunk in...

Well sweet child, I am as happy as a chipmunk in a Magnolia tree.

Why I have not been so filled with pleasure since my first dance with Beau Devereaux at the Strawberry Field Cotillion

(I have no...
Forum: General Discussion 11-12-2010, 02:23
Replies: 196
Views: 9,552
Posted By Clunk
Whilst I do not profess to speak for any other...

Whilst I do not profess to speak for any other gay men, I think you may be onto something there.

In the grand scheme of things, be as camp as a row of tents if that works for you. In truth, I find...
Forum: General Discussion 11-12-2010, 02:18
Replies: 122
Views: 4,029
Posted By Clunk
Ms Perkins, get yo'self back on that radiator...

Ms Perkins, get yo'self back on that radiator hunni !!! The deal is off !!

(No idea why I suddenly sound like a Southern Belle - just played a Dolly Parton track, that must be it !!!!)
Forum: General Discussion 11-12-2010, 02:00
Replies: 122
Views: 4,029
Posted By Clunk
Give me the prize money from the cat video and...

Give me the prize money from the cat video and she is yours.. sod it, just give me the cat !!!


(If anyone does pussy jokes now I am going home.... I am home, oh well, knock yourselves out...
Forum: General Discussion 11-12-2010, 01:56
Replies: 29
Views: 584
Posted By Clunk
No it won't - by the morning I will have...

No it won't - by the morning I will have forgotten where the computer is ! Ha........ d'oh !!
:D
Forum: General Discussion 11-12-2010, 01:55
Replies: 122
Views: 4,029
Posted By Clunk
Depends how hot this radiator gets !! :p

Depends how hot this radiator gets !! :p
Forum: General Discussion 11-12-2010, 01:53
Replies: 122
Views: 4,029
Posted By Clunk
I have Sue Perkins tied to a radiator - does that...

I have Sue Perkins tied to a radiator - does that help ?
Forum: General Discussion 11-12-2010, 01:51
Replies: 29
Views: 584
Posted By Clunk
They have a bowl now - blimey, I was just sent to...

They have a bowl now - blimey, I was just sent to the top of Walton's Mountain in the depths of winter !!

Anyhoo, I just checked and I don't look like Ike Godsey from the General Store at all (phew...
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