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Forum: Soaps Today, 18:45
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No, I think he went ahead unprotected, which...

No, I think he went ahead unprotected, which upset Helen. Although she may have resisted more, which is rape if he persisted.
Forum: Soaps Today, 12:10
Replies: 1,097
Views: 73,348
Posted By grauniad
Rob laid on a romantic evening for Helen, lots of...

Rob laid on a romantic evening for Helen, lots of booze, and it got very passionate. It seemed that Rob couldn't wait to go upstairs, and Helen seemed to say 'Rob' in a concerned way. Then we hear...
Forum: Soaps Today, 09:32
Replies: 1,097
Views: 73,348
Posted By grauniad
What did Rob do to Helen to upset her so much? My...

What did Rob do to Helen to upset her so much? My guess is he rode bareback, determined as he is to have a child.
Forum: Soaps 27-08-2015, 23:17
Replies: 6,528
Views: 651,319
Posted By grauniad
A friend of mine got married 60 yrs ago, and...

A friend of mine got married 60 yrs ago, and bought an ankle length nightie. Her mum gave a wry smile, and said 'Well, it will keep your neck warm'.
Forum: General Discussion 27-08-2015, 13:41
Replies: 36
Views: 1,288
Posted By grauniad
Sick dog dumped over garden wall

Whether you are an animal lover or not, nothing excuses this.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-34071996


Ps apologies if this does not show in clickable form
Forum: Soaps 26-08-2015, 16:20
Replies: 1,097
Views: 73,348
Posted By grauniad
Surely the two old bats could share a room? A few...

Surely the two old bats could share a room? A few days listening to the sanctimonious, self-pitying drones of Jill will finish off Heather for good.
Forum: General Discussion 26-08-2015, 15:30
Replies: 24
Views: 946
Posted By grauniad
I have had 2calls in the past week, saying that a...

I have had 2calls in the past week, saying that a virus is in my computer. I must open the computer, and they will instruct me as to the process of removing the virus. I played 'Who by Fire' by...
Forum: Soaps 26-08-2015, 09:30
Replies: 519
Views: 62,114
Posted By grauniad
Maybe Ross finds himself in a ward, suffering...

Maybe Ross finds himself in a ward, suffering memory loss, with a fellow sufferer in the next bed, who just happens to be Declan. The nurse looks suspiciously like Val.
Forum: Soaps 26-08-2015, 09:02
Replies: 519
Views: 62,114
Posted By grauniad
The proportion of viewers that were taken in by...

The proportion of viewers that were taken in by the storyline will give the writers great heart in producing even more cliched scripts. Friends of mine were convinced he was dead because 'Dr' Pete...
Forum: Soaps 25-08-2015, 20:09
Replies: 519
Views: 62,114
Posted By grauniad
You didn't have to have watched soaps for very...

You didn't have to have watched soaps for very long to know that, not only is Ross alive, but he will be shagging the brains out of Debbielove within a fortnight.
Forum: General Discussion 25-08-2015, 09:19
Replies: 415
Views: 17,275
Posted By grauniad
What about euphemisms? A couple shag in the...

What about euphemisms? A couple shag in the stockroom at lunchtime, and then refer to it as sleeping with them.
Forum: Soaps 25-08-2015, 08:28
Replies: 26
Views: 1,478
Posted By grauniad
I'm getting a bit worried. I've always considered...

I'm getting a bit worried. I've always considered myself hetero, but when I see Callum walk I get a boner. 😒
Forum: General Discussion 24-08-2015, 23:01
Replies: 35
Views: 1,649
Posted By grauniad
You definitely need a massive dick in order to...

You definitely need a massive dick in order to reach the clitoris, which is buried deep in a woman's vagina. Hold on a minute, it might be somewhere else... 😉
Forum: General Discussion 24-08-2015, 13:47
Replies: 509
Views: 18,360
Posted By grauniad
When I wake up in the morning, I hope that it is...

When I wake up in the morning, I hope that it is Humphreys on R4. Today he did not disappoint, constantly asking the sensible question, and just getting platitudes in reply.
Forum: Football 23-08-2015, 15:13
Replies: 4,892
Views: 153,985
Posted By grauniad
WBA really are like cart horses.

WBA really are like cart horses.
Forum: Soaps 23-08-2015, 12:39
Replies: 1,097
Views: 73,348
Posted By grauniad
My suspicion is that the writers played a clever...

My suspicion is that the writers played a clever trick, leading the audience to believe that the test would lead to Rob's downfall, when he wasn't the father after all. But a possible scenario would...
Forum: Soaps 23-08-2015, 09:34
Replies: 1,097
Views: 73,348
Posted By grauniad
My memory might be playing tricks, but I thought...

My memory might be playing tricks, but I thought his ex accepted the result, and I assume she would have received results of the test.
Forum: General Discussion 22-08-2015, 22:02
Replies: 315
Views: 23,990
Posted By grauniad
Police are saying that more bodies may be found.

Police are saying that more bodies may be found.
Forum: Soaps 21-08-2015, 09:43
Replies: 64
Views: 3,194
Posted By grauniad
He'd make a great Billy Elliot.

He'd make a great Billy Elliot.
Forum: Soaps 20-08-2015, 09:22
Replies: 30
Views: 2,214
Posted By grauniad
I reckon the beating will activate some vacant...

I reckon the beating will activate some vacant areas in Jason's brain, and he becomes a concert pianist. Confusion follows, when he looks on EBay for pianos for a grand.
Forum: Soaps 20-08-2015, 09:15
Replies: 12
Views: 861
Posted By grauniad
I think we should bow to her. From any difficult...

I think we should bow to her. From any difficult situation to catwalk presentation in a trice. In theses days of austerity, who wants realism?
Forum: General Discussion 18-08-2015, 13:54
Replies: 415
Views: 17,275
Posted By grauniad
A waitress once said to a group of us ' enjoy...

A waitress once said to a group of us ' enjoy your din- dins' .
Forum: Football 18-08-2015, 11:54
Replies: 4,892
Views: 153,985
Posted By grauniad
The original offside rule was not perfect, but at...

The original offside rule was not perfect, but at least everyone knew where they were. This one is a dog's breakfast, the equivalent of the joke about a camel being a horse designed by a committee....
Forum: TV Shows: UK 13-08-2015, 11:41
Replies: 273
Views: 35,401
Posted By grauniad
This family looked like they were split, and it...

This family looked like they were split, and it doesn't look good. How they can go regardless of a brother dying, leaving their poor mum defeats me. And the family they've abandoned will be the first...
Forum: General Discussion 11-08-2015, 09:53
Replies: 8
Views: 418
Posted By grauniad
Sorry, but not coming up in blue.

Sorry, but not coming up in blue.
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