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Forum: Showbiz Yesterday, 21:35
Replies: 11,862
Views: 679,211
Posted By Azura's Star
No thanks BB. For some reason, the combination of...

No thanks BB.
For some reason, the combination of dressing up, netting and make-up is giving me horrible Alex-Reid-sex-dungeon type flashbacks, and I don't think any of us want to go there do we?
Forum: Showbiz Yesterday, 19:46
Replies: 11,862
Views: 679,211
Posted By Azura's Star
Hooray! He's doing his weird "passing a...

Hooray!





He's doing his weird "passing a kidney stone" expression again.
To be fair to the microphone, it's probably hoping that it does die before Insania boy starts warbling into it.

Could...
Forum: Showbiz 22-04-2014, 21:30
Replies: 39
Views: 2,040
Posted By Azura's Star
Shame on all of you. :( I wonder if her former...

Shame on all of you.
:(
I wonder if her former "flame" Tangoman will find it in his heart to record a charity single for Amy's boob, and join the hundreds of well-wishers holding a candlelit vigil...
Forum: Showbiz 22-04-2014, 20:00
Replies: 9,119
Views: 730,336
Posted By Azura's Star
"War zone?" :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

"War zone?"
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Forum: Showbiz 22-04-2014, 19:37
Replies: 31
Views: 2,793
Posted By Azura's Star
Of course she isn't. She's going to keep flogging...

Of course she isn't.
She's going to keep flogging the dead horse of their "relationship" until she's wrung every single penny out of it.
*waves at Dennis Bergkamp*
Forum: Showbiz 22-04-2014, 18:45
Replies: 9,119
Views: 730,336
Posted By Azura's Star
Actually, I'm not entirely convinced that both...

Actually, I'm not entirely convinced that both threads are the same - and clearly you don't either.
IF you think that both threads are the same, then presumably, the fact that you posted this
"When...
Forum: Showbiz 22-04-2014, 17:17
Replies: 11,862
Views: 679,211
Posted By Azura's Star
Just a bit! ;-) I'm not sure that anyone could...

Just a bit! ;-)
I'm not sure that anyone could argue that plastering pictures of your backside all over Twitter isn't tacky and desperate and sad.
But to me, making your children sit through a...
Forum: Showbiz 22-04-2014, 15:35
Replies: 11,862
Views: 679,211
Posted By Azura's Star
See, the thing for me is, the "psychological...

See, the thing for me is, the "psychological well-being" of these children is not our responsibility.
It is entirely down to their parents.
I would rather not know a damn thing about any of the...
Forum: Showbiz 21-04-2014, 19:31
Replies: 79
Views: 6,344
Posted By Azura's Star
Particularly when the stupid, dangerous cosmetic...

Particularly when the stupid, dangerous cosmetic procedures don't actually make people look younger, but rather more like a slightly startled trout in a wind tunnel.
Forum: Showbiz 21-04-2014, 17:07
Replies: 9,119
Views: 730,336
Posted By Azura's Star
:confused: She's never been anything other than...

:confused:
She's never been anything other than tacky for her entire "career", usually looks dreadful and has been veering between quite desperate and extremely desperate for years.
I'm just a bit...
Forum: Showbiz 21-04-2014, 16:49
Replies: 9,119
Views: 730,336
Posted By Azura's Star
Exactly. Nearly as funny as someone claiming that...

Exactly.
Nearly as funny as someone claiming that a sleazy, fame-whoring little weasel like Insania Boy could instill good values in his children. As if.
Forum: Showbiz 21-04-2014, 14:26
Replies: 26
Views: 3,558
Posted By Azura's Star
Does she indeed. I suppose she can call herself...

Does she indeed.
I suppose she can call herself whatever she likes, in much the same way that I could call myself the most attractive, intelligent, stylish and perceptive FM that DS has ever had the...
Forum: Showbiz 20-04-2014, 21:17
Replies: 26
Views: 3,558
Posted By Azura's Star
Not according to people who appreciate classical...

Not according to people who appreciate classical music,...
Forum: Showbiz 20-04-2014, 20:38
Replies: 26
Views: 3,558
Posted By Azura's Star
It's the Daily Mail, so obviously the facts are...

It's the Daily Mail, so obviously the facts are few and far between.
But she is categorically NOT an opera singer.
In fact, I am given to understand that Katherine Jenkins is no more an opera singer...
Forum: Showbiz 20-04-2014, 16:46
Replies: 26
Views: 3,558
Posted By Azura's Star
I don't think you're wrong. I think Gethin had a...

I don't think you're wrong.
I think Gethin had a VERY lucky escape.
Forum: Showbiz 20-04-2014, 15:43
Replies: 11,862
Views: 679,211
Posted By Azura's Star
To be fair DD, there are plants in my garden...

To be fair DD, there are plants in my garden which aren't as dense as Tangoman.




It is genuinely baffling isn't it?
Even if you give PA the greatest benefit of the doubt possible, and hope that he...
Forum: Showbiz 17-04-2014, 21:20
Replies: 11,862
Views: 679,211
Posted By Azura's Star
Ah. Not so much written as scrawled on the bag of...

Ah.
Not so much written as scrawled on the bag of a fag packet in crayon.

I quite like Pezzily as their portmanteau.
It's certainly snappier than "Mysterious Girl singer and the former Mr Katie...
Forum: Showbiz 17-04-2014, 21:04
Replies: 11,862
Views: 679,211
Posted By Azura's Star
Clearly in z-list land, having your career...

Clearly in z-list land, having your career described as taking a turn for the best is an extremely relative term.
I suppose that if you compare Greasy Pete to other zelebs of his ilk, then relatively...
Forum: Showbiz 16-04-2014, 21:35
Replies: 11,862
Views: 679,211
Posted By Azura's Star
Clearly the best piece of advice anyone could...

Clearly the best piece of advice anyone could give him would be to keep his gob shut at all times, so apparently the answer is no.

Who does he think he's helped?
The useless dimwits from the Bad...
Forum: Showbiz 15-04-2014, 21:52
Replies: 11,862
Views: 679,211
Posted By Azura's Star
The Tale of Tangoman Part 2 Or "How that stroppy...

The Tale of Tangoman Part 2
Or "How that stroppy cow tried to spoil MY speshul day"

"I enjoyed every minute of the wedding but Kate didn't like a certain photographer that OK! had requested to take...
Forum: Showbiz 15-04-2014, 21:19
Replies: 11,862
Views: 679,211
Posted By Azura's Star
Honestly, bloody Jordan and her stupid post-natal...

Honestly, bloody Jordan and her stupid post-natal depression.
That woman has no consideration whatsoever.

I'm holding you entirely responsible for making me read the Tale Of Tangoman.

He really is...
Forum: Showbiz 15-04-2014, 18:34
Replies: 11,862
Views: 679,211
Posted By Azura's Star
It really is the most appalling load of old...

It really is the most appalling load of old tripe.
He should have called it "The Not-At-All Secret Diary of Peter Andre aged 41 and a bit".

I reckon that Petey's best shot at re-invigorating his...
Forum: Showbiz 15-04-2014, 15:19
Replies: 11,862
Views: 679,211
Posted By Azura's Star
No, no, no DD. Peteypops would be the only one...

No, no, no DD.
Peteypops would be the only one who was in tune and in time.
It would be everyone else who was wrong.
Obviously.
;-)



Punk?
Thrash Metal? (Please let this one happen).
Forum: Showbiz 15-04-2014, 14:00
Replies: 11,862
Views: 679,211
Posted By Azura's Star
Aah come on now Pru. P Daddy covered in...

Aah come on now Pru.
P Daddy covered in medallions giving it the full welly to the Insania/Mysterious Girl mash-up megamix on a tour of old people's homes would just be giving the fans what they...
Forum: Showbiz 15-04-2014, 13:54
Replies: 11,862
Views: 679,211
Posted By Azura's Star
Hmm. Very strange. I did a bit of Googling aswell...

Hmm.
Very strange.
I did a bit of Googling aswell - and while there is no mention of Operation Orange, I did find this quote - direct from Tangoman's own mouth.

""I had a really Roman nose and...
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