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Forum: Showbiz Yesterday, 16:01
Replies: 3,118
Views: 597,540
Posted By mourinhosmissus
You managed OK in the Big Brother house without...

You managed OK in the Big Brother house without your 'hearing' dog, eh, Liz?
Forum: General Discussion 28-02-2015, 19:21
Replies: 107
Views: 2,789
Posted By mourinhosmissus
Video's been blocked.

Video's been blocked.
Forum: Chatter 27-02-2015, 11:09
Replies: 7
Views: 231
Posted By mourinhosmissus
I would want to kiss and/or cuddle Chris...

I would want to kiss and/or cuddle Chris Hemsworth but I'm not a bloke. :D
Forum: General Discussion 27-02-2015, 09:18
Replies: 14
Views: 549
Posted By mourinhosmissus
The absolute blackguard!

The absolute blackguard!
Forum: General Discussion 26-02-2015, 08:19
Replies: 38
Views: 1,183
Posted By mourinhosmissus
My OH is in his 40s and I have a nephew in his...

My OH is in his 40s and I have a nephew in his 20s and they bother prefer to be called James.

I also had an ex in his 30s/40s who preferred Jim.
Forum: Soaps 25-02-2015, 12:30
Replies: 13,257
Views: 1,376,276
Posted By mourinhosmissus
Yes and you'd think that Ken would also notice...

Yes and you'd think that Ken would also notice the she was all done up like a dog's dinner, with her stocking tops on show beneath that short dressing gown thing she was wearing. I must remember to...
Forum: General Discussion 24-02-2015, 12:14
Replies: 107
Views: 2,908
Posted By mourinhosmissus
The only word I have trouble getting my tongue...

The only word I have trouble getting my tongue around is differentiate.

Unless I really deliberate it comes out as diffy enshurate.
Forum: General Discussion 20-02-2015, 08:41
Replies: 67
Views: 2,480
Posted By mourinhosmissus
Seriously? Wouldn't that be rather uncomfortable...

Seriously? Wouldn't that be rather uncomfortable to walk in? Couldn't your other thigh rub up against it and accidentally set the trigger off?

Not much good if you're wearing trousers, either.
Forum: General Discussion 20-02-2015, 08:36
Replies: 67
Views: 2,480
Posted By mourinhosmissus
A candidate for a Darwin award.

A candidate for a Darwin award.
Forum: Soaps 20-02-2015, 08:06
Replies: 834
Views: 43,005
Posted By mourinhosmissus
Looks like someone's killed Billy too - where are...

Looks like someone's killed Billy too - where are you??!
Forum: Soaps 17-02-2015, 08:07
Replies: 13,257
Views: 1,376,276
Posted By mourinhosmissus
What the hell was the farcical empty...

What the hell was the farcical empty package/taking it to the rozzers story all about?

Was it meant to be an attempt at comedy for Sally & Gail? A finger? An ear? Both ears? I mean, what the hell...
Forum: General Discussion 15-02-2015, 00:02
Replies: 27
Views: 1,089
Posted By mourinhosmissus
It's not a stupid post. Slimming World is £4.95...

It's not a stupid post. Slimming World is £4.95 per week.
Forum: General Discussion 13-02-2015, 10:16
Replies: 27
Views: 1,089
Posted By mourinhosmissus
It's not £10 per week.

It's not £10 per week.
Forum: General Discussion 13-02-2015, 09:14
Replies: 27
Views: 1,089
Posted By mourinhosmissus
There are a few blokes who go to my SW group and...

There are a few blokes who go to my SW group and I find that the men seem to lose more weight on a weekly basis. One man lost 8½lb a week over three consecutive weeks!

MY OH used to be a member and...
Forum: Soaps 13-02-2015, 07:10
Replies: 47
Views: 4,438
Posted By mourinhosmissus
Can someone remind me what happened to her 'I...

Can someone remind me what happened to her 'I wanna be a paramedic' storyline? I've forgotten.
Forum: Soaps 13-02-2015, 06:45
Replies: 35
Views: 2,853
Posted By mourinhosmissus
Not looking forward to this storyline at all.

Not looking forward to this storyline at all.
Forum: General Discussion 12-02-2015, 12:36
Replies: 119
Views: 4,115
Posted By mourinhosmissus
Oh yes, like the woman in the Secret Escapes ad. ...

Oh yes, like the woman in the Secret Escapes ad. That really annoys me too because she sort of whispers but loudly. Why not just talk?
Forum: General Discussion 12-02-2015, 08:04
Replies: 45
Views: 1,991
Posted By mourinhosmissus
:o How big is her vagina??? :o

:o How big is her vagina??? :o
Forum: Soaps 11-02-2015, 21:37
Replies: 13,257
Views: 1,376,276
Posted By mourinhosmissus
I'm confused... Dev asks Mary to look after his...

I'm confused...

Dev asks Mary to look after his children while he's away and then later that day, he asks Julie to move in to his house while he's away, so are we to assume that both Mary and Julie...
Forum: TV Shows: UK 11-02-2015, 12:32
Replies: 82
Views: 3,916
Posted By mourinhosmissus
Well an anagram of his name is Go W@nk, so...

Well an anagram of his name is Go W@nk, so perhaps they were just pointing it out to him! :D

I also find him creepy.
Forum: Soaps 06-02-2015, 10:36
Replies: 79
Views: 4,617
Posted By mourinhosmissus
The pair of them are surplus to requirements and...

The pair of them are surplus to requirements and need to go. The actress who play Sophie in particular, as her acting is comparable to a table leg.
Forum: General Discussion 06-02-2015, 09:05
Replies: 45
Views: 1,782
Posted By mourinhosmissus
I'm not sure a foetus would last the course if it...

I'm not sure a foetus would last the course if it was 'trapped inside a woman's vagina'.
Forum: General Discussion 04-02-2015, 08:51
Replies: 6
Views: 322
Posted By mourinhosmissus
It was so long ago now, that I can't remember...

It was so long ago now, that I can't remember which dairy I used.
Forum: General Discussion 04-02-2015, 08:50
Replies: 55
Views: 2,536
Posted By mourinhosmissus
That would be me, then! :D I don't feel the cold...

That would be me, then! :D

I don't feel the cold as much as some people and I'd much rather be cold than hot but my pain threshold is zero! I can't even go to the hygienist without getting totally...
Forum: General Discussion 04-02-2015, 07:39
Replies: 6
Views: 322
Posted By mourinhosmissus
I used to use the milkman to deliver my milk but...

I used to use the milkman to deliver my milk but then he started delivering it later and later in the day, so it would end up sitting on the doorstep going off and also alerting strangers to the fact...
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